ATTN: to ALL posters in this group, Captain Sensible (me) is not Dieyuppie(or charles ray or whatever)

Yes, and I really want these wild accusations to stop, please. thank you

this is your captain speaking

Well, for starters, no one's gonna take you seriously as long as you keep that incredibly intrusive, rude, and annoying signiture. You are not anyone's captain, we dont care if or when you are speaking, except for maybe Dieyuppie, who we all know is yo'bitch.

Even if you are not dieyuppie now, when the two of you are interlocked in the beastial dance of love, swaying to and fro, reading nazi literature to each other instead of penthouse forum letters to get your pathetic little penises hard--and by the way, that little, tiny pointy thing IS your penis, NOT your first pube--then, the two of you are one in the same person, sharing the type of monkey love that only two pathetic little excuses for a hershey-squirt of a terd, like yourselves, can understand.

Do us all a favor, and get back to your alt.materbation.obsessive newsgroup, and post to your hearts content there. Maybe there, and only there, will YOU be able to exist as someone else's bitch. I am tired of you being the bitch of the rest of us here. Go home little boy, and take your little butt-pirate Dieyuppie with you. Your posts make this place reak of KY jelly, and thats alls I can stands, and I cant stands no more!

In the words of the great stan's clone, PA CHOMP PA CHOMP PA CHEWY CHOMP CHOMP...which Captain Shit-of-bull and Dieyuppie will recognize as the sounds made by two adolescent ignorants giving head to one another. Go back to that--its your calling in life.

Come on is that the best you can do is that all you can talk about fagget crap are you a fagget?

scotty wrote in article ...

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Charles Ray gurgled, as the Captain's semen was spilling down his cheeks:

crap are you a fagget?

Why do you ask? Unhappy in your rectal relationship? Looking to branch out? And as for your continued mispelling of the Captain's pet name for you, FAGGET, no matter how many times you proclaim that (correctly) using an "o" denotes a bundle of sticks (bundle of sticks?!?!?! what are you, a boyscout? ...wait, I get it now, youre a gay boyscout--you know, a Weeblow), you continue to prove yourself stupid. But that's what makes you such the little (5 assed) monkey in a cage that you are...we all just look at you, point and laugh.

You are pathetic, and you will never amount to anything more than a skidmark on the underwear of life.

Normally, I don't care about another person's spelling mistakes. But, this time, you got me curious. You made five mistakes in youroriginal post. Not a big deal, really, but since you attacked somebody else's spelling... Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

Just the fact that you know all this crap proves my point

scotty wrote in article ...

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Which is? You don't have one. Never have.

ChesireBat

x x VV

Necrophilia means never having to say...well...anything!

which is if i remember correctly that scotty is gay

Can anyone in this newsgroup spell?

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yess im a veri gud spelr thnk u

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Deacon wrote:

we cna, we jkust kant ty[e