What?! He's my father???

Apr 25, 199810 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.southpark
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In Not Without My Anus, Cartman clearly says "What, He's My father???" right after the "who is eric cartman's father" crap, Why didn't this happen in the "real" episode

MacEvil wrote in message ...

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Because the April fools episode took place in an alternate dimension where Terrence and Philip are real and SP is a TV show. In "Cartman's mom is still a slut", we're back to the standard SP "reality", so there doesn't need to be any correlation between the two.

I know this isn't going to make any sense to me in the morning, but hey...

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...and why would they take a DNA sample from ms. cartman if they were looking for his dad??? doesn't make much sense huh? should we all sit and think about this one for a while or what?

Ben Yarbrough wrote in article ...

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NO, you should turn off the TV, turn off the computer, and get out more often...

oh, well, i did not know that. i'm so glad everyone on this ng is so f*cking friendly and nice. i wonder why i don't post more often. jesus, i was just asking a stupid question. it's a stupid show, that's why it's so funny... people pick it apart all the time here and i say something stupid, and i get ripped a new anus.

oh well, christine

yeah...you gotta watch for that...a lot of time the meaning you are trying to convey is misinterpreted in messages as people don't know if you're making a joke, being sarcastic, or rude...it's hapend to me many times...:)

don't worry about...have a reat...look over there!

Sir Galahad - "Oh you didn't know? Your ass better CALL somebody!" http://www.primenet.com/~srgalhad

Bean11774 wrote in article ...

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'cuz that's the way DNA testing is done. you take samples from BOTH parents, since a child's genetic make-up is a combination of both parents. so in order to determine if child C is really the product of parents A and B, you look for "markers." and if a particular marker doesn't match parent A (say, the mother), but does match parent B (the father), then there's no problem. but if you have a marker that DOESN'T match either parent, you know that one of the two (presumably, B) isn't the parent. each genetic marker has to match one parent or the other. so that's why you need samples from both.

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