The lyrics usually get posted here every few months or so, but once more couldn't hurt:
Mrs. Landers was a health nut She cooked food in a wok Mr. Harris was her boyfriend And he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit And I don't want my breakfast Because it tastes like
Shih-tzus make good house pets They're cuddly and sweet Monkeys aren't good to have 'Cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office A meeting in the hall The boss, he wants to see you So you can suck his
Balzac was a writer He lived with Allen Funt Mrs. Roberts didn't like him But that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water Can really make you sick Your bladder gets infected And blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying 'Cause it will bring you luck And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying f*ck.