My X' Mas present

Ive sneaked around my mom's closet last night and I found the The Ultra-Vibe Pleasure 2000. I have no clue what that it but it sounds pretty sweet. Yay!!!

On Wed, 8 Dec 1999 20:36:47 -0800, "Mr Garrison" wrote:

That's nothing... I got the inflatable Antonio Banderas doll. And that's pretty hella-cool.

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In article , [email] says...

Damn. Got me beat. I only got Alabama Man.

Ha ha! That's so Liberace gay. You should check out what I'M getting for Christmas: a Cyborg Bill doll.

-Toni

Daniel Gilison wrote:

DAMMIT KENNY GIMME PENGIN!

otherwise known as HippiChk79 wrote in message ...

I got Shoe!

Jeremiah

In article , [email] (otherwise known as HippiChk79) writes:

I got the Green Mega Man and a Wild Wacky Action Bike.

I'm getting the Mr. Hankey home set with fecal net and action stand. I wish daddy were still alive.

"Toni" wrote in message news:[email]...

Ultra-Vibe

sweet.

Say- have you made a Mariachi Mr. Hankey with it yet?

-Toni

rAD wrote:

ROFLMAO "Daniel Gilison" wrote in message news:82n651$adh$[email]...

Ultra-Vibe

Shut up bit "Daniel Gilison" wrote in message news:82n651$adh$[email]...

Ultra-Vibe

I found mine last night, and it sounds kinda lame. I only tore off part of the wrapping paper, but here's what I can make out so far:

"With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, its patented formula is designed to enter the mouth and go directly to the stomach where it is distributed to the bloodstream!"

Mr Garrison wrote in message news:cxD34.6071$[email]...

Ultra-Vibe

It's not....is it?

We'll laugh all we want.

You're the one who's gonna be on TV, lookin' all buff.

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