Mr. Hanky's CD: What are your favorite songs?

Here are mine:

-The Most Offensive Song Ever

This was great. I've got to play it for all those religious freaks I know. But they probably wouldn't understand what Kenny was saying anyway. I knew one of the things he was saying was "You can suck all the dick you want." I couldn't understand the rest of what he was saying, but I got pretty good ideas from the clues of the other lyrics.

-The Lonely Jew on Christmas

I'm Jewish, so I could really appreciate this song. It reminded me of Adam Sandlers Chanukah song. It was hilarious. My mom liked it too. Said it was "cute."

-Dead Dead Dead

I think I'm one of the only ones who liked this one. I don't know. It was just plain demented. I love stuff like that. A bunch of children singing "someday we'll be dead" got me into hysterical laughter. It's my favorite song on the CD.

I also liked the one that Stan's sister sang. It's a definite song to listen to when you're stoned. It's so... dumb. That's the point. That's why it's so funny.

I love all the South Park CDs. They're good to piss people off with, especially those people who think the only types of music that exist are rap and heavy metal. You play a South Park CD and it will get people angry. They'll be like "What the fuck????"

what about:

-Merry Fucking Christmas:

Depending what religion you are, this could well be 'the most offensive song ever' in front of the actual song titled that! Although discrimintave and rude, this is undoubtably the funniest song on the album according to almost everyone! To prove it, do what i did. Take the CD to school, and if your teacher doesn't show up in a certain class, whack it in the class's radio/cd player and play the whole album through. As soon as Mr Garrison says "Merry Fucking Christmas" for the first time, 28 out of the 30 start laughing uncontrollably!!! (while maybe one or two are saying 'thats rude') But when it came through to THe most offensive song ever, only a few were laughing, since most didn't know what Kenny Said.

Yes, it was a funny song. But Mr. Garrison's voice sounded kind of fucked up in it. If you want one that everyone will laugh at it would be the very first song on the CD. Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. Even if you're not a SP fan you will most likely laugh uncontrollably at it.

Err........Swiss Colony Beef Log, Lonely Jew and Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas. I hated the Chef song though......

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I have a theory.

Chef's song is the weakest song on the CD, and I haven't seen much of Chef in the recent episodes. I think maybe they're trying to phase out the character, possibly because Isaac Hayes is either tired of it, or looking to do some other work that might conflict timewise with his work on SouthPark.

If they dropped Chef as the central character ('cause face it, other that the 4 kids, he was the main guy. The whole 'Chef Aid' episode/CD showed that) there might be a backlash, but if they find a way to simply decrease his popularity, it would be easier to eventually write him out of the show for good. And part of this systematic decrease in Chef's popularity involves a subpar Chef song on the latest CD.

Granted, it's just a theory, so the line for telling me I'm full of shit forms to the right.

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In article , [email] wrote:

Forget chef, bring back Mr Dirp from ep. 303. His antics go straight to the funnybone . . . DIRP!

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<<Dead Dead Dead

I think I'm one of the only ones who liked this one. I don't know. It was just plain demented. I love stuff like that. A bunch of children singing "someday we'll be dead" got me into hysterical laughter. It's my favorite song on the CD.>>

I think that it's a great song. Sort of zen in its approach to life.

Beyond a shadow of a doubt: The Most Offensive Song Ever

Cheryl3b wrote:

This is the review of the CD that was in The New York Post yesterday- looks as if Dan Aquilante missed the point:

<<Of all the Christmas discs, this one is handsdown the most twisted, sick and deranged. It is irreverant, tasteless and crass, and its scatalogical references elevate this collection to to new levels of grossosity (sic).

The disc will sell well because of its "South Park" connections, but as a comedy album it is on the level of flatulence humor. All in all, it is hardly a Christmas classic, but rather a steaming heap of Mr. Hankey.>>

On 19 Dec 1999 02:17:32 GMT, [email] (Cheryl3b) wrote:

Looks like the Mushnick virus has spread to the music page.

In article , [email] (Cheryl3b) writes:

The New York post is basically Rupert Murdoch's love note to the Republican Party. The sports coverage sucks, the comics page is pathetic (the only strips they carry that I've heard of are Garfield and Wizard of Id), they routinely slap a logo that boldly proclaims "PAGE SIX" somewhere on page TEN or so, without any sense of irony. The only real use for the Post is as an emergency TP stash.

I liked Dead,Dead,Dead also.It seems like the only song that has the potential to stand the test of time and become a mainstream Xmas song.......heheheheh.Wouldn't that be great?Gathering around the piano with family on christmas day in 2035 to sing Dead,Dead,Dead.

On 17 Dec 1999 20:04:48 GMT, [email] (I LOVE mania) wrote:

I haven't had the time (or money!) to pick up the CD =( , but I HAVE seen the episode. Of those songs, my faves were The Dreidle Song, O Holy Night, Merry Fucking Christmas, and the whole Santa/Jesus "song war" was hilarious.

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The santa jesus thing isn't on the CD. But I got it for christmas and boy was i pissed when i saw that it wasn't on. Then I listened to "What the Hell Child is This" and "The Most Offensive Song Ever" and my anger melted away. The chorus to "The Most Offensive Song Ever" goes like this (Mr. Hankey) . . . Angel Gabriel came to say (Kenny) You can suck on a dick mmpf mmpf (Both) and still be a virgin . . . Mary!

The song is also really catchy. If anyone knows what the mmpf mmpf is in Kenny's line, tell me. He is a little more intelligible than in the show, but it's still hard to understand him.

Andi wrote:

You can suck all the dick you want...and still be a virgin...Mary!