How to get rid of Yakanoh or other trolls

Feb 10, 199923 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.southpark
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GOD HATES NIGGERS!!!! GOD SAYS ALL NIGGERS WILL BURN IN HELL!!!! ON THE FIRST DAY WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT; HE SAID, "MOVE YOUR BLACK-ASS OUT OF THE WAY NIGGA!!!" Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND PIECE OF SHIT? A: AFTER AWHILE THE SHIT TURNS WHITE AND STOPS STINKING. Q: WHY DO YOU NEVER RUN OVER NIGGERS ON BICYCLES? A: BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE YOUR BIKE HE IS ON. Q: WHAT DO NIGGERS AND SPERM HAVE IN COMMON? A: ONLY ONE IN A MILLION EVER DO ANYTHING REALLY GOOD. MAKE NIGGERS DO SOME WORK LIKE THEROS IRONFELD. LIKE, "GET BACK TO WORK AND START HAMMERING YOU FUCKING GOOD-FER-NUTHIN- NIGGER." THEROS WILL SAY, "YES MASTA!!! YES MASTA!!! THEN GIVE HIM A FEW LASHES OF THE WHIP FOR NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH. OR MAKE HIM PICK COTTON. THEN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR SPEAKING THAT EBONICS SHIT. ONE REASON WHY ERGOTHIANS LOST AGAINST VINAS SOLAMNUS. VINAS' ARMY COULD SEE THEIR GLOWING FEET AND SMILING TEETH FROM A MILES AWAY AT NIGHT. SILLY NIGGERZ. PUBIC HAIR ON THEIR HEADS. YUCK. OH YEAH, REMEMBER MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY? FROM NOW ON, CALL IT 'NIGGER DAY.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ HI, i have a question about black people, (i am white) If blacks are so-called "equal", and should be treated equal like whites, then why aren't they acting equal? It makes it more difficult for us to treat you equal if you don't act equal. I have some facts/theories that support my argument... And all you people that believe that blacks are indeed "equal", I'd like to see you give an explanation for all my supporting arguments then. - There is generally MORE crime in black neighborhoods. If blacks are "equal", then explain why they are more violent? - Blacks use up more Welfare percentage wise... why? - Blacks get the lowest scores in school... why? - Studies have shown that the average black has a smaller brain than the average white... why? - Whites have come up with all kinds of advanced technology. The pure-blooded Negro has come up with nothing... why? - Blacks on average are better athletes... why? - Studies have shown that "lighter skinned [mixed with white, and what have you]" score higher on tests than darker skinned blacks... why? - The African Negro was supposedly the first man on earth... meaning that other races must've EVOLVED from them according to the Evolution Theory... why? - The hair, the lips, the eyes, the ears, and the color... causes the blacks to look similar to a gorilla... why (even blacks call each other monkies.. i should know because I attend public school) - Gorilla's can only be found in one place in the world.... and that's Africa... why? So that must mean that blacks, being the first man, must've been the only race that evolved DIRECTLY from apes.... so that must mean that the other races HAD to evolve from the negroes.... explain all this with your conflicting arguments. - All animals have different "breeds"... and all animals have smarter breeds, stronger breeds, smaller, taller, etc. So if humans of all races were equal, then that would mean that we were the ONLY species in the world that has equal breeds. Impossible -When you see good and evil such as black and white, which one represents good? White. Evil? Black. HAHAHA! I'd like to just see you TRY to explain all that! i bet'cha cant! P.S. since all of you are "equal", then try and respond with mature arguments, instead of calling me a honky, a racist, or whatever. Thank you. Oh yeah... I'd like to see you post your facts that shows evidence that white people are inferior... or some kind of facts that show that blacks are equal to whites (intelligently, physically, etc) Bet'cha can't!

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Kara1talis wrote in message ...

This is a truly uninformed statement, because as anybody educated in religion is willing to admit, Jesus was black. He lived in an Arab nation and, at his time, all Arab nations were completely dark-skinned. Given that god created Jesus "in his own image", it stands to reason that god is also black. And, if you believe one of the major religions (which I don't), all the earth's population descends from one couple. And yet, we have both whites and blacks in this world. So, the original couple must have had both sets of genes in their DNA, so that both races could descend from them. Given that it has been proven that the black gene is dominant over the white gene genetically speaking, it would also stand to reason that "Adam and Eve" were also black. For them to be white, they would have had to have had two white genes, otherwise the black gene would be dominant and they would, in turn, be black. But, it is impossible for them to have two white genes and have the black race descend from them, so they had to be black. Again, any educated religious person, white or black, will concede this. Now, I know you're a troll and you're purpose is simply to get attention, but a good troll would at least make an attempt to back up his post. So, Yakanoh, you seem to be pretty proud of your trolling ability. I'm calling you out. If you're any kind of troll you'll respond to this. If you don't, then you pussed out and are admitting that my knowledge is superior to yours. Let's do it.

Jeff

Oh. My. God.

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I cannot believe you did this. You, of all people -the ex-Enforcer- responding to a troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<sees the universe collapsing in itself>

I just thought, "Oh mah lerd, can this be true??????? Are my eyes deceiving me!?!?!?!?!?!"

Why Jeff, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

-Toni

Jeff Plas wrote:

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On Wed, 10 Feb 1999 22:16:03 -0800, Toni wrote:

Let him go, Toni... he knows what he's doing.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Happy birthday, Jesus! Hope ya like CRAP!" - Norm MacDonald

"Who would've thought that beer would make people fight?" - Lewis, The Drew Carey Show

So, you kind of saw the thinking behind my post, Chris? I'm glad. I don't want people to think I'm just ignoring the pledge altogether.

Jeff

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On Thu, 11 Feb 1999 22:13:11 -0600, "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Yep.

Besides... who are we to criticize your actions... we're not your parents or your keepers. You're an independent human being capable of making your own decisions. I'm not gonna give you heat over them.

But don't call me Chris.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Happy birthday, Jesus! Hope ya like CRAP!" - Norm MacDonald

"Who would've thought that beer would make people fight?" - Lewis, The Drew Carey Show

In article , [email] wrote:

I see your reasoning, dude. The pledge is basically worthless. It's a Communist plot, probably.

Communists, schmomunists.

Martin Hazelbower My email address is [email]. "You claimed all this time that you would die for me Why then were you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?"

In article , [email] wrote:

I see your reasoning, dude. The pledge is basically worthless. It's a Communist plot, probably.

Possibly. Communism doesn't work either. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) Seinfeld FAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html

In article , "Jeff Plas" wrote:

Communism can only work in a small community; a microcosm. Anarchy is the way to go, if you seek utopia.

Martin Hazelbower My email address is [email]. "You claimed all this time that you would die for me Why then were you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?"

As I said, Pure Communism (In the Marxist sense) is the best form of government and would be a true utopia. Unfortunately, there will always be people who want to try to be better than everyone else and will ruing the Utopia by taking advantage of it. Stalin was probably the best example of this.

Jeff

Jeff Plas wrote:

wrong it could have been either black or white and adaptation led to the increase or decrease of melian in the skin (pigmentation) you will almost always see fairer people to the north or south of the equator whith darker toned people as you get closer to the center it has to do with the amount of sun they get the darker skin resists the UV rays and heat better.

wrong selictive adaptation could take skin tone to either extreme.

this statement is inhirently wrong becuase it has the premise that any (all) educated people will belive that statement and agree with it. this can not be true as I am educated and I dont agree or belive it. thus your statement is false.

maybe but then he might not be bothered to respond at all.

well in closing id just like to say MEOW.

Jeff wrote:

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First of All, i'm an atheist

i dont believe in "God", Humans evolved from Monkeys, and NIGGERS just simply havent finished evolving yet

�� �  � � � )Yakanoh( � ��� �  �

<snipped racist rant>

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Peace, Vince Yim

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you never cease to amaze me..keep up the good werk....make these nigger fucks pay.

-MMkay17432 aka panty raider of death

http://members.xoom.com/jelloanarchy/
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"i'm as fake as a wedding cake"........
OFFICIAL TROLL OF ALT.SKATE-BOARD In rememberance:yakanoh211(R.I.P.)

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MMkay17432 wrote:

Ok, that's it....I asked you politely before not to respond to trolls...and then you say something like this. You may not be a troll, but you're almost as bad as one. *PLONK*

-Toni

then

bad as

Toni, have you been paying ANY attention? This guy IS A TROLL. He's congratulating the origional poster on a good post. He even says in his sig that he's the "Official Troll of alt.skate-board". HE IS A TROLL, and, as the ex-enforcer, I've got to call you on you're responding to trolls TWICE now, that I've seen.

Jeff

Jeff Plas wrote:

I responded to this one first.....and actually, I did notice that he said he was a troll for another ng, but being that some of his posts were ok, that they actually had to do with SP....and before, I asked him not to respond to trolls so I figured it was be ok to respond to him, as I have in the past with his normal posts.

-Toni

ahh cmon...it's all in good clean fun........

-MMkay17432 aka panty raider of death

http://members.xoom.com/jelloanarchy/
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"i'm as fake as a wedding cake"........
OFFICIAL TROLL OF ALT.SKATE-BOARD In rememberance:yakanoh211(R.I.P.)

In article , [email] (MMkay17432) wrote:

Yes he is. Look at his sig.

Actually, I'm siding with you on this one. Are we the only ones who know that trolls don't mean what they say? Really, dudes, all Yakanoh wants to do is wind people up. And winding people up is fun.

Martin Hazelbower My email address is [email]. Menace to Sobriety, Evildoer and Lars Ulrich Detractor I have nothing to say. However, I say it a lot.
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Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ... snippage

Martin... Please tell me I'm missreading your post here... Are you saying that it's OKAY for that bigoted MORON to post his venom here? Are you? Say it ain't so... please...

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands...Confused, VERY Confused....

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In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Do you really think he means what he says? I mean, it's not funny anymore by a long shot, but if you're offended by it, you're falling into his trap. I personally hate his choice of subject matter, but it's very easily ignorable. I don't think it's ok, per se, but it's much less ok for me to say that he can't.

Martin Hazelbower ([email]) A Menace to Sobriety and Writer of Illiterature "Look on the bright side. There's suicide." --Kurt Cobain