April Fools Day - Cartmans Father Revealed

Why do I think that is going to be connected???

Any thoughts?

My guesses/theories:

• The episode will have nothing to do with who Cartmans father is.
• Kenny will be alive.
• Kyles father will be Cartmans father making Cartman 1/2 Jewish.
• It's all a dream

Let me guess, when Cartman wakes up, he'll be in the shower. Damn if that doesn't sound familiar.

This is an hour long. Part 2 is as you know, who Cartman's father is and the episode after that is "Pinkeye". Kenny will most likely not be alive in Part 2 as he was killed in PART 1 and he doesn't become alive again in part 2. I don't think it will be a dream because if it was, everyone would be disappointed and we would lose a lot of viewers.

How do you know Kyle's Dad will even BE Cartman's father?

Rory Aronsky

He's came back from being dead before. Rembember Volcano? They thought he died but he didn't.

I don't think South Park viewers would stop watching because they like the show. The only people who stop watching would be anal bandwagoners

I think that was just his guess - his prediction.

Rock

Boy I have to laugh, not so much at the show (which of course I think is great) but by some who take this so seriously. "Kenny can't come back" hahahaha. Of course he can. Besides, when no one was looking I slipped a little whiskershire sauce over Kenny while he laid there on tracks. Stans grandfather didn't catch that on video. And I did it just to piss off the person who said Kenny can't come back.

Now, maybe I'm Cartman's father, but I'll never admit because I haven't been paying child support and in New York you can get in big trouble if you're a deadbeat dad. But that Mrs. Cartman... she sure is a choice peice of ass. (Next to Nancy Sinatra of course)

I have no idea. It's a guess. I think that part 2, being it's on APRIL FOOLS DAY, can mean anything can happen. So... why can't Kenny be alive in part 2?? Kyles Mom has 2 diferent names (Carol in Death, Sheila in Christmas ep) Garrison is bald as a kid in the Kathy Lee ep, in Part 1 of Slut he has hair which is 8 - 9 years ago. AND... if you notice, Chef is New in town yet he knows who Garrison is. So.... As I say, anything can happen. To me that is the fun of the show. It's not going to lose viewers as long as people laugh. When it's not funny, rude, and crude, then ratings will drop.

Hell, I bet we'll never know who Cartman's father is, but I did vote for Ned in Beef-cake.com's web site.

Besides, Linda Tripp is probably Cartmans father. (admit it, that lying ugly scank law breaking bitch looks like a man in drag. Apologies and sympathies to Eric Cartman)

OH MY GOD!! KENNETH STARR IS CARTMANS DAD!! YOU BASTARD!!

HELLO!!!! Wake up, Kenny cannot be alive in Part 2, because he was killed on the same night that they revealed the suspects for Cartman's father. So, he will probably remain dead. Unless someone makes him alive again.

hello yourself

it sounds almost as if this is the only episode of Sp you ever saw...who brought Kenny back to life in all the other episodes?

It doesn't matter whether you consider it a two parter or an hour long ep - Kenny takes a licking and comes back kicking, every time.

I defer to the one person who previously suggested that maybe the Marlon Brando scientist keeps making clones of him. Alternatively - Jesus might be in perpetual resurrection mode.

I don't see any reason why Kenny cannot come sauntering back in without an explanation. It's not as if it had not been done before

AAWgoon wrote:

No, he'll wake up and PATRICK DUFFY will be in the shower. Even more frightening.

And Patrick Duffy will be his father too, because Patrick Duffy was in the room when Mephisto announced he was going to make the announcement. What you didn't see him? You have to watch the letter box version to get the full panoramic view of the scene....Well actually it wasn't Patrick Duffy himself, but Scuzzlebutt, and Patrick Duffy is one if his legs

So Cartman's dad will be Scuzzlebutt's leg, and it will wake up under a shower, or under a shower massage...No wait, under the ocean, on the lost continent of Atlantis

you are really going to say who cartman's dad is aren't you?

[email] (SCOTT T D) wrote:

Maybe Cartman was produced by the genetic engineer who had an affair with
Cartman's mom and unable to produce offspring normally tried to produce a
clone.
    However the five-assed Cartman did not eventuate but instead resulted in
his freakishly big size and also all of the worst human attributes being
concentrated in Cartman.
     Cartmans clone-brother is the little ape-looking dude that hangs around
with the scientist. If you have noticed the little guy is quiet, pleasant,
doesn't say anything and is undersized- the exact opposite of Cartman.
    Or alternately Cartman and the little dude were created, an angry
Cartman escapes (as does all of the experiments) and Mrs Cartman found him
scrounging in a garbage can.
    Sound likely?
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