What I would love to do with Trey Parker.

I read in an interview that he has a hot tub overlooking something. I would love to slowly undress him, tie his hands behind his back, and then fuck him in the tub. Then I would untie his hands, and we would go to his bed, in which he would show me exactly how Barbrady found the little man in the boat. After words, I would have to clean Mr. Parker off using my tongue. It would be delicious, I am sure. Oh, I wish I lived in California, I'd be a groupie. I am sorry for being perverted, but I did tone it down a little from exactly what I want to do with him...if only I had his email. DAMNIT!!!!!

Jane, you obviously haven't seen the month-long thread debating if Trey and Matt are here or not...I think Trey may get your message sooner than you think.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Great balls of fire! Marguerrite, my dear, I'm suprised at you! Fiddle dee dee! Jane needs to be kissed and kissed often, and by someone who knows how! Excuse me, I just got back from seeing "Gone with the Wind" for the first time, and boy what an incredibly entertaining piece of racist crap that was. Loved it. Hated myself for it, but loved it. *And* a *mule*? Golly gee! I don't know nuthin' about birthin' no babies, Miss Scarlett!! Don't be too harsh with inferiors, especially darkies!!

It's been a busy weekend for yrstruly (go see "Panic Beach", if it ever gets produced), but now I'm back, and it should be clear to you, Margie, that this "Jane" posting this faux-erotic message about Trey (who in my opinion is the less cute of the two quarry, but there's no accounting for taste), is very high on the list of people who might actually BE Trey! Do you see? Do you see?! It's all a form of blatantly narcissusisticalacious auto-eroticism!! Gwah!! Oh, how it sickens me!! Sickens!! It makes my blood run over and boil, and all kinds of other unpleasent blood-related things!! The vermin!! Bleech!!

And of course, that Rabbi fellow is most likely Matt. 14 year old little boy, my eyetooth! Feh, I say! Feh! Feh feh feh feh feh! Seriously, though-- if Matt and Trey ARE among us (and who among you WOULD DARE doubt it?! Brraaaahh!!), I have *long* suspected that one or both of they would be posting from an AOL account. Call it a hunch. It's a hunch. There.

Watch out, silly Rabbi-- I've got my eye on you!!

--Chauvelin Stegosauvelin

On 29 Jun 1998, Keith M. Kurzman wrote:

narcissusisticalacious auto-eroticism? isn't autoeroticism when pplz get aroused by vehicles? i don't see any cars anywhere... :-P

Ahem.

Auto=self Theodore Ragsby=Dorchester Dragon Eroticism=eroticism Lucinda Midgefiddle=Fran automotophilia=pplz getting aroused by motor vehicles. Arnaud Fitzbinder=Kukla

Are we clear?

--Chauvlin Stegosauvlin

And Trey would do nicely.

I assure you that if I were Trey, I would be VERY narcisstic.

[email] wrote:

"If I were Trey"! Ha! Come clean, Ms. Bosric! It will only go worse for you in the end if you resist us! Oh dear... I don't mean "in the end"-- (unless you're into that) I mean, ultimately. But I digress! I'm not some namby-pamby little school girl who can be fooled with such simplistic pettifoggery, Miss Beachly! Yes, pettifoggery! Pettifoggery, I say! And I'll say it again!: Pettifoggery! PETTIFOGGERY! P-e-t-t-i-f-o-g-g-e-r-y!!

Rest assured, oh, rest assured:

I will uncover the truth about you...

And the gutters will be deep and red. Climb up, climb up and ride along with me!

--Chauvlin Stegosauvlin

If that is so, that means that I have *spoken* to Matt Stone! Ooh, I'm so famous! Actually, that has to be one of the most logical explinations I've ever seen, he was *way* too mature for 14 <stops before Yashar starts yelling at her again>...ok, Rabbi. Come clean. We know you're in there, come out with your hands up!

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Yeah, I know, I have seen that thread...and I'd like to give Trey a message of my own..but you already read about that...sorry. Relapse.

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So you think you could convert Mr Parker?

Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis

Certainly...otherwise, how would I get in his house to get into his hot tub?

why is it that these people never live in your own town? I mean Im a fan I could do things with other fans if they were in my area I could dye thier hair red and go to town. We could even throw in MR Hat he could float around in the hot tub and plug any leaks.

MOWBIE wrote:

If I had parker here in cortez id force feed him Ham until he exploded and then feed him to the shellfish. yeah thats it but first id put him in a oversized Oarnge parka. it would be ok because we all know people who die in orange parkas come back to life in a week or so, baring reruns

MOWBIE wrote:

What is his hot tub overlooking? Does it lack a faucet? Maybe a drain? Let me know if you find out.

RS

[email] wrote in message ...

something. I would

then fuck him

bed, in

in the boat.

tongue. It would

a groupie.

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DAMNIT!!!!!

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The article said something about it overlooking a city. And what makes you think it lacks anything?

If Trey Parker were in the hot tub, it wouldn't...

In article , [email] writes:

I'm Trey!!! Me!! I shall locate your lost sailor for you!

Jeremy B

"Our special tonight is poached 'go to hell'"- Crow T. Robot

<kinky fantasy snipped>

Darn! You beat me to it! :)

Seriously, I don't know if she'll ever find Trey or not, but...

Umm... any other women have fantasies they want to share? ;)

Brewing Tea

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AHHHH!!!!! Jane! You HAD to arouse the perverts didn't you? Uggh....just when we gpt over the whole "Pamela Anderson" thing....

Thanks a lot Jane!

*dumps cold water on the pervs*
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SnowCalico wrote in message ...

Uggh....just when

Thanks for the cold water. I was just starting to think of the advantages of Mrs. Cartman being hermaphroditic. That was close.

Rs

In article , [email] (SnowCalico) writes:

Thanks. I needed that.

Jeremy B

"Our special tonight is poached 'go to hell'"- Crow T. Robot

I'm taking the fifth, but I've had a few interesting thoughts in my day.

"Oh, mirror in the sky What is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail thru the changin' ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life? I don't know.."

Who wrote that? It's beautiful...

~Lindsay (Call me "The Madame Guillotine")

"God planned it so I'd always win." -Me

"Weirdness is an art, and we have come to master it."-Us (Kim and Lindsay)

LilRose33 wrote in article ...

Stevie Nicks! That's from "Landslide", one of her songs.

(I have been _waiting_ for the opportunity to mention this ;)

Lindsay)

And so have I :) (Damn straight, you have. We're proof.) {Oh, hush, Twi. I thought we were going to be _quiet_ on here.} (I'll talk up when I damn well feel like talking up.) Both of you, shut _up_...

Alyssa

Actually, you're the weirdest in the 'reality can bite me' (little quote from your kick-ass site there..) area. Lindsay and I are the wierdest in the 'goddamn we talk about the weirdest things' area. Of course, to prove this we would have to share a little thing that we've sworn never to mention to *anyone*, *ever* again (the last person we told looked at us like we belonged in the place with the padded walls and the cool jackets..and we do). And I'm getting off-topic, so I'll shut up now.

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