A bit late, but this came curtesy of David Craig Simpson, webtoonist, and occassional commentator . . .:
The link: <http://www.idrewthis.org/index.html>
(scroll down to "I Think This")
If that's still too much, here's the actual screed . . .:
Hollywood's not out of touch. You're out of touch. Nyeah.
Sometimes I'll be watching "South Park" and it will offend me. And I have to remind myself that, well, that is precisely the reaction "South Park" is designed to provoke. Especially, these last few years, by pressing my buttons sociopolitically.
And, okay, I won't impugn their right to animate talking poop or anything, but I am going to take issue with their characterization of George Clooney's speech at the Oscars as "smug."
They seemed to regard it as self-evidently, and overweeningly, smug, so let's take a look at what Clooney actually said. One section in particular:
"And finally, I would say that, you know, we are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood every once in a while. I think it's probably a good thing. We're the ones who talk about AIDS when it was just being whispered, and we talked about civil rights when it wasn't really popular. And we, you know, we bring up subjects. This Academy, this group of people gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting in the backs of theaters. I'm proud to be a part of this Academy. Proud to be part of this community, and proud to be out of touch."
That might be "smug" if he'd said it out of the blue, in a cultural vacuum. But he didn't. He said it as a direct response to a year in which, once again, Hollywood got accused, about a billion times, of being "out of touch" with "real Americans." This was Clooney firing back, and I don't understand why so many people think liberals should never ever be allowed to hit back (usually these are the same people who call us a bunch of pansies if we don't hit back, so we're damned if we do...).
The moment he said it, I not only agreed with it; I knew for a fact I'd eventually end up quoting it here. I'm tired of this. I'm tired of how red state conservatives are allowed to declare, as much as they want, that they're the only "real Americans," that only they possess "values," that God favors them over us, etc., and it's never "smug" and it's never "elitist." It's...I don't know, simple homespun wisdom or heartland pride or some bullshit like that.
But the moment a liberal opens his or her mouth to respond to all this chest-beating self-congratulation by saying "hey, wait, you know, before you declare us irretrievably immoral and out of touch, I insist you actually take a look at what we stand for and see if you think it's so bad," he or she is "smug" and "elitist" and "out of touch."
I mean, why did Clooney get accused of being "out of touch" in the first place? Because he made a movie which took Edward R. Murrow's side over Joseph McCarthy's. Because his film, "Good Night and Good Luck," plainly sided with journalism, truth and courage, and against vicious red-baiting lies from one of the worst people we have ever allowed to dominate our national discourse.
What was the right's other argument that Hollywood was "out of touch" with mainstream America? "Brokeback Mountain," of course. A movie that, gasp, depicted gay people. Non-stereotypical, emotionally complex gay people, at that. And, you know, if you ever acknowledge that homosexuality exists anywhere in the world, you're a tool of the radical gay agenda. Now get back under that rug.
Someone had to say it. As it happened, it was George Clooney.
This raises a larger issue, one I've never really heard addressed: why are we always the ones who are "out of touch" with them? Why are they never accused of being "out of touch" with us?
If the major arguments that we're "out of touch" are that we don't see homosexuality as shameful and don't believe in ruining people's careers and trampling half the Constitution to advance some vague notion of "anticommunism" (or, more recently, "antiterrorism"), why is it just taken entirely for granted that we're supposed to stoop to their level? Wouldn't everybody be better off if they rose to ours? Why is that never the challenge that's issued?
It reminds me of a classic "This Modern World" cartoon:
Conservative guy: "You know what your problem is? You're completely out of touch with Americans who believe that abortions should be criminalized and that homosexuality is a sin against God!"
(Long pause)
Sparky: "You say that like it's a bad thing."
I suppose you could argue that this is purely electoral: the red state neanderthals' favorite party currently runs everything, so clearly we need to show them some more respect if they're ever going to, I dunno, stop voting against their own obvious economic interests just to spite us. (It always seems like the argument that we need to show them "more respect" in order to win elections boils down to the assumption that that's what they're doing.)
But I don't think that's quite it, because, when the Democrats inevitably take back at least part of the government, I just can't imagine we're going to start hearing that the red middle of the country, and the Republican party, need to get "back in touch with" the coastal liberals everyone currently assumes are hopelessly decadent "elites."
I mean, logically, wouldn't that make just as much sense? They're self-evidently just as "out of touch" with us as we are with them, but have you ever, prior to reading this, heard anyone mention it?
Look. If Hollywood stands for peace, equality, and everyone's civil rights and dignity, and the alternative is a group of people who basically stand for war, bigotry, and marginalizing people like me because they find expanding their worldview to include us too difficult, guess which side I'm going to come down on?
George Clooney and I aren't smug, and we're not out of touch. You are, red state America. You always have been. And history already knows it.