Child molester chef saey, I want me some of that luittle fine white whiney hiney! He see Cartsmamn waiting for bus and snatch him. Ohhhh yeaasssssssss, he say, drooling over butte, Cartsman screem, so chef hit him with brass knuckles in face. thats shut him up! TRhen chef take to back seat of his stretch catillack and pull down pants. he begin biting cartsamn butte til it purple brused all obver!. then he lick all over it, and keep squeezing . Lovce thayt buttee!! he say, then he unzip and make deposit in butte. Ahhhhhhh, that fine, he say. Cartman crying but cant do anything about so just lay there, then car pull up with geeky looking kids in. Kid with glasses, greasy hair and pimples all over face, look around, stetep up to car, look nervous, step back, finally chef get out of car, say what the hell you want? Kid say Me and my firends big south park fans, . Are you that chef guy from south park? Chef say, yesajh, what about it, want augtograf? Kids say, no, noticed wrere molesting that cuet fat boy caretsman, all of us are pedofiles and wondered if we could hae piece of him too? Chef saey don't see why nopt, but hurry up, dont want gfet caught. so all 6 kids take turnes molesting cartsman til he rubbed raw and not able sit down for quiet a while! then chef take off and throw cartsman our of car while driign 90 mph down highway! cartsman lie thear groaning s in paine. he haev walk hoem, when get thear say will get revening e on dipshit child molesyter chef. he call KuKl;ux Klan and tell the.m. thay send over to school and grabvs chef,. Say dum nigga we dgonna put stop to thios! so thay cut off dik and slice up and throw in with beanie wienies chef is heating. Then cut out balls and put in spaghety and meet balls , then all take turns sodeomiezing chef, then take chedf's face and hold under boiling ewater say , stop, dont want to do so long he face turns whiet! then they take chef and throw out glass window and break it, cut himn alover. Cartamn say ha ha, yuo deserve it, chef. but then klansmen decided luittle boys butte looks good too, and he get sodomized again.
Chef strikes again
Drgumnow wrote:
<snippies without reading it>
Well, look what came crawling out of the shadows just in time for Halloween!
Sorry, couldn't resist making a comment.
~Kyle "WROTE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! POSTING IT IN A FEW SECONDS!" Broslofski~
Kyle Broslofski wrote:
I've decided that ol' Doc Wonmug is faking the bad spelling just to get your reaction. I can easily fake his "style." Attend:
So Dic Wonmug is wandring trou Sawth Park and he see chile molester chef. Hey, say chef, you bin writin nasty things aboot me so chile molester chef grabs Dic Wonmug and pulls down his pants "Ill give you an anil probe, shout chef, ramming it home. Help, help, shout the doc. Give him yer hot man-chowder scream Cartman's mom, walkin up. So chef do it all agin. Hurray, shout the kids at the busstop. Doc Womnug crawl home whippin chef's white seed off his soar ass. Next day the town gets all together. I say we form a lychmob to kill \off Doc Wompum for gud, syays the preverted maror. I will leed it, cry the Officier Barbrady. Hurray shout evrybodie in the town. MOb goes to the house of Doc Monwug., break door down. rush up to Doc's bed room and drag his ass outside. Cartman grab big pile of dogshiit and pack it into Doc's ears with a stick. Help, help cri the doc.But no one will listen. Then mister makkey tak out big knife, chop off Womnug's dick and shuv it
up his ass ha ha laughs the hole mob. I'm dying, cry the Doc, but perverted mr garison kick doc in face and break off his teeth That'll teech you to call me gay say mr garrison, Then mayor cut doc in hff with chainsaw his guts
splash all over town Oh my gods, say Stain, you killid doc Wanmud You basterd say kile. Keeny laugh and laugh cos he not killed this episode the end
It's easy. Anyone can pretend to be Doc Wonmug!
Deacon wrote:
<SNIP>
Is that what happened? Last I was ever on AOL it sucked hard enough that I thought maybe he was just another typical user, an illiterate degenerate who'd never seen a keyboard before. Although it appears he's found a thesaurus online somewhere, in an attempt to sound as smart and witty as the show.
Arabel Founder of the Equine Preservation Society: "Save a horse! Ride the cowboy!"
On Sun, 01 Nov 1998 14:04:29 -0600, Deacon wrote:
<insert the usual doc wonmugs crap here)
kyle! i'm shocked! your're pretty good at writing like docwonmug! wait! i meant that as a compliment :)
hang on! who wrote this? if it's deacon then the same thing applies. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)
remember as you're walking down the road of life... hitchhike, its faster! (Bart Simpson)
Kyle Broslofski wrote:
I've decided that ol' Doc Wonmug is faking the bad spelling just to get your reaction. I can easily fake his "style." Attend:
So Dic Wonmug is wandring trou Sawth Park and he see chile molester chef. Hey, say chef, you bin writin nasty things aboot me so chile molester chef grabs Dic Wonmug and pulls down his pants "Ill give you an anil probe, shout chef, ramming it home. Help, help, shout the doc. Give him yer hot man-chowder scream Cartman's mom, walkin up. So chef do it all agin. Hurray, shout the kids at the busstop. Doc Womnug crawl home whippin chef's white seed off his soar ass. Next day the town gets all together. I say we form a lychmob to kill \off Doc Wompum for gud, syays the preverted maror. I will leed it, cry the Officier Barbrady. Hurray shout evrybodie in the town. MOb goes to the house of Doc Monwug., break door down. rush up to Doc's bed room and drag his ass outside. Cartman grab big pile of dogshiit and pack it into Doc's ears with a stick. Help, help cri the doc.But no one will listen. Then mister makkey tak out big knife, chop off Womnug's dick and shuv it
up his ass ha ha laughs the hole mob. I'm dying, cry the Doc, but perverted mr garison kick doc in face and break off his teeth That'll teech you to call me gay say mr garrison, Then mayor cut doc in hff with chainsaw his guts
splash all over town Oh my gods, say Stain, you killid doc Wanmud You basterd say kile. Keeny laugh and laugh cos he not killed this episode the end
It's easy. Anyone can pretend to be Doc Wonmug!