Best SP moment

I think the best South Park moment I've ever seen on the show was Cartman's "Bitch in D Minor" song. He started singing, Kyle got pissed, and everyone in the crowd looked puzzled. And then, as Cartman sang, everyone played along and started clapping...even Mr. Garrison! Wendy clapped, the two ugly kids clapped, Kenny and Stan clapped, Clyde clapped - everyone enjoyed the moment! No one really cared about the stress of the Christmas season or who they hated or who they wanted to beat up...it was just a memorable moment!

I vote for the "Carpet Licking" scene. It's one of the few times I actually could see the kids acting like 8 year olds.

On 16 Feb 1998 17:14:00 GMT, [email] (FMCarroll) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Hmmm, it'd be so hard to choose just one that I'll do a top fifteen, since I couldn't cut it down to a top ten. It would be larger if I thought about it more, but this is what I got in 5 minutes or so.

• Cartman snuggling the candy boxes in Starvin' Marvin

• Farmer: Then what was that?! Officer Barbrady: That? Th-that was a pigeon.

• Watch me, plebian!

• The look Chef gives the little monkey thing in Starvin' Marvin

• Stan: I can't wait for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I've

    become!
    Cartman: I'm a bigger lesbian than you! <or something like that>
    Kyle: No way, dude.  I'm King Lesbian!

• Cartman's Ants in the Pants rant

• Echo: Book depository, depository, book depository, depository Officer Barbrady: Damn! He could be anywhere!

• Oh, excuse me, I slipped. Could I have some hair please?

7. Genetic Engineer: Have you boys seen anything odd around here
   lately?
   Kyle<maybe Stan>: Well, we just saw an elephant make love to a pig.
   Genetic Engineer: No, no, I said 'odd'.

• Cartman, you're such a fat fuck that when you walk down the street

people go 'God_dammit_! That kid's a _big_fat_fuck_!'

5. Stan: I bet I get more candy than you do.
   Cartman: No way, dude.  I'm the candy _master_.
   Stan: No, you're the _ass_ master, there's a difference.

• Grandpa's rant trying to get Cartman mad

• Kyle's Mom is a Bitch in D minor

2. Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.  No, kitty, this is my pot
   pie!  Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
   Cartman's mom: 'Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping
   with mommy tonight!'

• Mr. Hankey in Kyle's bathroom, bouncing and singing. And, of course, writing 'Noel' on the mirror.

Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

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Hmmm... Hmmm... I'm... think.... ing..... Well, where did this come from???? I'm clueless!

Rich

On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 19:42:51 -0600, "Richard Hunt" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Please tell me you're kidding. It's from An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig, either right before or right after Kyle says 'Dude, genetical engineers are crazy!'

Reverend Bob wrote in message ...

Ohmigosh... I'm so sorry!!! Doh! Mahan... how dumb and I. Anybody gotta gun? I thought I knew every quote. :-( Oh well

Rich

Reverend Bob wrote:

to be honest i didnt get it either until you explained it

Ike saying "anal probe". This one still makes me roll like an idiot on the floor, until my girlfriend threatens to leave me.

Man, it's way to hard to pick my favorite SP moment...but here are some that I like:

MR HANKY -Mr. Hanky singing and dancing in the bathroom and writing Noel on the mirror -The Chef singing the song at the Xmas play

Toms Rhinoplasty -The SP boys licking the carpet

ANAL PROBE -Cartman saying, "No kitty, that's MY pot pie."

DAMIEN -Cartman telling everyone what they have to give him for his birthday.

STARVIN MARVIN -Cartman finding Sally struthers eating snacky cakes -Cartman taking Starvin Marvin's peach cobbler away from him

DEATH -All the episodes of Terrance and Phillip

VOLCANO -Ned singing Kumbaya with the cancer kazzoo -Jimbo's Its coming right for us phrase!

BIG AL -Cartman making fun of Sparky (saying that maybe he went shopping for some leather pants) -Radio announcer's politically incorrect phrases

WEIGHT GAIN -Cartman saying why he hates rainbows

Missy

~~Cartman, on Rainbows~~ "I hate those things..Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there minding your own business and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass and you'll be like "Ah, I hate those things!"

What was cartman talking about when he said rainbows rawl up your ass and bite it? What did he really mean?

We already went through this once.

He meant ............................ nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt and Trey were eating one day when they overheard a lady say she hated rainbows, and they used that in the episode.

Rock

He was talking about Ringworms

I think he was talking about the continuum of life and inherent beauty in all living things in the face of mortality.

Or maybe he meant.....ummmm......nothing!

On Thu, 19 Feb 1998 16:03:56 -0500, a tornado warning was issued. Cowering in the basement, [email] (Kevin Hinrichs) wrote:

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I think he meant Red Bugs (those damn itchy sobs that crawl up your leg snd by the hell out of you ass on camping trips)

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�I think the best South Park moment I've ever seen on the show was
Cartman's
�"Bitch in D Minor" song. He started singing, Kyle got pissed, and
everyone
�in the crowd looked puzzled. And then, as Cartman sang, everyone
played
�along and started clapping...even Mr. Garrison! Wendy clapped, the
two ugly
�kids clapped, Kenny and Stan clapped, Clyde clapped - everyone
enjoyed the
�moment! No one really cared about the stress of the Christmas season
or who
�they hated or who they wanted to beat up...it was just a memorable
moment!
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Some of my favorite moments are:

• Kenny catching a snowflake on his tongue

• Cartmans' Halloween costumes {Both of them}

• Anything 'Mutant Stan' said

• Stan: "I can't wait for Ms Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I've become"

Thanks, Ron

My 2 fave moments on the last show were Mr.Garrison with his David Hasslehoff
face, dancing to "Shadow Dancing" and Stan asking "Are we making love yet?" I
think its so cute he had no idea what he was talking about, only on TV can a
kid cuss like crazy and still be oblivious to stuff like that.
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David Grund Jr. wrote in message ...

That's a tough one... Let's see... Bitch song was good. Mr. Hanky's appearance was hilarious. Chef's songs are ROTF's. Oh, and I also liked in TR, when Stan goes, "Are we making love yet? We shouldn't be making love, we're not down by the fire!" or something to that effect. The whole SOXMas was funny. The scene in Pink Eye where chef says,

Chef: "What in the hell you doin' dressed up like that?"

Cartman: "Eating Kenny's Pudding."

Princ. Vic: "Oh hello Chef, love the Elvis costume."

Chef: "Elvis, Im Evil Kinevil! Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis?"

PV: "Well, why the hell would you dress up like Evil Kinevil? Anyways, I hope that you kids are- OH! Eric! God bless it, what do you think you're doing?"

EC: "Hey!! He said I could have his pudding, ask him yourself! Dat's right, Principal Victoria. It's okay with me `cause Eric is coo..."

That was hilarious. See ya,

Rich