The Pledge!

Feb 26, 1999, 12:57 AM ET34 posts by 18 posters
34 posts
Covenant

To all new posters and others as yet unsigned..... Please take the time to read the below and consider signing..... This NG was doing very well in ignoring troll posts. Join in and let the buggers die!!!

Seriously... If we all stick to the Pledge it will work. It has done so before, but there are more and more peole turning up here all the time, which is a GOOD thing. All we, the undersigned, ask is that you join the cause to ignore the morons and idiots that the world knows as trolls....

as of February 26th.......

THE PLEDGE!

We, the undersigned of alt.tv.southpark; do hereby pledge that posts from certain individuals, (hitherto un-named-as to name them may invoke them), shall be ignored at all costs. This pledge is taken in an aim to ensure that the hallowed realms of AT-SP shall remain free from their infantile mewlings, and also to leave us with the sure, certain and overtly chuckle-making knowledge, that without our attention they shall shrivel up and die like the attention seeking slugs they are.

WE SAY IT IS SO... SO MOTE IT BE!!!

Here are the posters to PLEDGE! In no order whatsoever!!

Covenant    BitchMom    The_davester AshRead    Kyle Broslofski
Martin Hazelbower Dan Toni news    JeffPlas
Js Christian Pernegger James Webley    MacEvil
Leespam    Dave Benson    Init M      Bolt       Vee-One
Matthew Coyle Mike Jakeman Alexander Smales   Ds 2587sp
Seagull  Kryten Too new-SPANDEX chile (& Thallium_fishpie) !!
ZoeHeris (aka GUMPELS)  Dain of the Iron Hills    LoneWolf
Hiro Protagonist HeatSeeker Annech    Viper1
Pstokely Tags Gyrex Derision Ned Gerblansky
Merry Widow MTW David Jackson Saddam Hussein(aka The Borg)
Clay D. Adams Stumpy JLenn    Darkcat  Mike Brants   Cronos
Meg       Clayholio!     Count Floyd      James(thalytgv) Kalister

i'd like to add my name,along with yakanoh;]

-MMkay17432(OFFICIAL TROLL OF ALT.SKATE-BOARD) I'm as fake as a wedding cake.....;/ http://members.xoom.com/jelloanarchy/ Remove HELLNO. to reply
TimMMkay17432

In article , [email]. (MMkay17432) wrote:

Now THAT is funny. I nearly pissed myself.

Martin Hazelbower ([email]) A Menace to Sobriety and Writer of Illiterature "Look on the bright side. There's suicide." --Kurt Cobain
CovenantTim

Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...

Oh, so you *have* checked the NG... Just wondering where your arguements to my earlier posts were.....(or shouldn't I hold my breath?)

TimCovenant

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

I posted them at the same time I posted the above message. And btw Cov, this is not alt.the-pledge. Lighten up.

Martin Hazelbower ([email]) A Menace to Sobriety and Writer of Illiterature "Look on the bright side. There's suicide." --Kurt Cobain
MMkay17432Tim

yeah,i like to point out the irony in things....;p

-MMkay17432(OFFICIAL TROLL OF ALT.SKATE-BOARD) I'm as fake as a wedding cake.....;/ http://members.xoom.com/jelloanarchy/ Remove HELLNO. to reply

In article , "Covenant" writes:

Um, you forgot me. I signed this thing a long time ago. :-)

Steve Sutton (#1 Kenny fan) Springfield, Georgia, USA, North America, Western Hemisphere, Earth, Sol Steve "Gorak" Sutton Springfield, Georgia
CovenantSSu2719147

Sorry Steve... you're back on!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/

SSu2719147 wrote in message ...

In article , "Covenant" writes:

Thankee! :-)

Steve "Gorak" Sutton Springfield, Georgia www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/5803
CovenantLordGroghe

I get your point, but it really is best just to ignore them LG...

(Have a word with Toni, she'll clue you in on the usual rections! Nice to see ya onboard!)

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/

LordGroghe wrote in message ... >I'm in. As long as it's ok for the simple "don't feed the troll" reply ;) > >

Covenant wrote:

Could you please change "Ned Gerblansky" to my real name? NedGerblansky is only my IRC nick

Al Kennedy See "Rip: The Comic" at http://www.geocities.com/soho/cafe/8553/

dammit you haven't put me on! i wannaee my name in writing :)

On Fri, 26 Feb 1999 05:10:01 -0000, "Covenant" wrote:

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Mr. DeadMr Psycho (Mr Psycho)

Cov, you can count on my steel and that of my legions of the undead! When we rise out of the black bowels of Hell and burst though its fiery gates we shall enslave the world of the living and...waitaminute...I actually typed all that, didn't I? Damn. I guess this calls for a new plan. Anyway, count me in. I'm down with The Pledge.

Mr. Dead

"Mr. Dead: Making the world safer for those who aren't living!"

CovenantMr Psycho (Mr Psycho)

This is a bit weird... I was sure I put Steve on before and I'm sure I put YOU on too...

Oh well...

Seeing as how some elements of the NG appear to be blaming the Pledge for bringing in trolls (twisted logic, but some form all the same) I dunno how much longer I will be doing it.

I think I need NG feedback here......

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/

Mr Psycho (Mr Psycho) wrote in message ...

The pledge isn't my thing but I think there are more than enough names on that list to show that it is supported by a large percentage of this ng.

"I am so smart, I am so smart. SMRT, I mean SMART." Homer Simpson Craig Winckler Email mailto:[email] Icq #21456614

In article , Craig Winckler wrote:

Cov, keep it running. The philosophy behind it is sound, but as with any line of thought or reasoning, some folks will agree with it, others won't (hence the current debates). Just my 2 cents (or would that be pence? <g>).

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In article , "Covenant" writes:

Okay. After I originally signed the pledge, every time someone posted the list of people who had signed it, my name was always missing.

Steve "Gorak" Sutton Springfield, Georgia www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/5803
CovenantGyrex Derision

Yeah... That's WONDERFUL gyrex... encourage people NOT to sign the Pledge.... THAT'LL work.......... (I assume you want off too??? I need to know...)

Jesus Christ, WTF is going on here...........

Gyrex Derision wrote in message ...

DaveCovenant

Covenant wrote:

I believe Martin asked to be removed. [email] (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.) Seinfeld FAQ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/7217/faq.html
CovenantDave

No, not until AFTER I had posted it again... But he is now removed (after I checked that was what HE wanted...and again you are trying to talk for him... why IS that dave???

Dave wrote in message ...

I'm really fucking lost...why TF does everyone suddenly want off dammit....explain...lets see 1) less ppl who sign it=more responses to trolls=bad thing 2)more ppl=good thing...are ya all gone dumbass...I'm sick of this damn post...just leave it.....conduct your evil against society via email... my vote stays...as does everyone elses..no-one has rights here..this shall be done...I'm in a mood anyways as I post this...don't expect to hear from me for another couple of weeks.....(unless someone replies to this OBVIOUS trolling in which case I will turn EXTREMELY quickly against you) ____________________________ [email]

" the lord awaits " " awaits what? " " his daily RUB DOWN "-me in all my wickedness!! " Kick My *BUCKET* " " Very shagadelic...it's not mine, baby, honest. ....someones playin' a prank on me[!] " "icq.no.25547313" "hl nick- toxic-GOAT" "DIE yanokah or whatever" __________________________________________________

CovenantCovenant

We, the undersigned of alt.tv.southpark; do hereby pledge that posts from certain individuals, (hitherto un-named-as to name them may invoke them), shall be ignored at all costs. This pledge is taken in an aim to ensure that the hallowed realms of AT-SP shall remain free from their infantile mewlings, and also to leave us with the sure, certain and overtly chuckle-making knowledge, that without our attention they shall shrivel up and die like the attention seeking slugs they are.

WE SAY IT IS SO... SO MOTE IT BE!!!

Here are the posters to PLEDGE! In no order whatsoever!!

(BTW... Due to the recent unpleasantness I'm in a little confusion regarding who doesn't want to be on here anymore...... I would advise that you read my E-mails from Dave and realise he was trolling here and WANTED people to go against the pledge, (Just as I suggested to Dain he would while I was in Canada.) If you leave the Pledge then he and the trolls start to win... But...it's up to you all....)

Covenant        BitchMom        The_davester     AshRead    Kyle Broslofski
Mr Psycho        Dan     Toni     news        JeffPlas    Js Christian
Pernegger
James Webley    MacEvil    Leespam    Dave Benson    Init M      Bolt
Vee-One
Matthew Coyle     Mike Jakeman     Alexander Smales       Ds 2587sp
Seagull      Kryten Too     new-SPANDEX chile (& Thallium_fishpie) !!
ZoeHeris (aka GUMPELS)      Dain of the Iron Hills        LoneWolf
Hiro Protagonist     HeatSeeker     Annech        Viper1
Pstokely     Tags     Gyrex Derision     Al Kennedy (Ned Gerblansky)
Merry Widow     MTW         David Jackson     Saddam Hussein(aka The Borg)
Clay D. Adams     Stumpy     JLenn    Darkcat      Mike Brants   Cronos
Meg       Clayholio!     Count Floyd      James(thalytgv)     Kalister
SSu2719147 (Steve Sutton)     LordGroghe     Mr Dead        Stripe

goddamn you inbred honkys..i said name me to the list earlier.

--MMkay17432(official troll of alt.skate-board) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i'm as fake az a wedding cake..... ================================= ICQ:32610673 AIM:bubonic175 Covenant wrote in message ...

slugs

regarding

my

CovenantAlways with Wings

Oh come on MMkay.... How can we put you on the pledge against trolling when u have this in your sig ???

Any suggestions?????

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/

Covenant wrote in message ...

it's irony...i meant to put that.it just shows that it really doesn't matter how many people sign the pledge,the trolls will still be alive and kickin when it boils down to it;and if they are like me,then ignoring will not chase them away,but only make them stronger in the long run.

--MMkay17432(official troll of alt.skate-board) i'm as fake az a wedding cake..... ICQ:32610673 AIM:bubonic175
TimCovenant

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Question: How can Pstokely be on the pledge when he's a troll? (no, not the fact that he's the boinger... he's said he's a troll several times.)

Martin Hazelbower ([email]) A Menace to Sobriety and Writer of Illiterature "That's no way to talk to Sir Drinksalot!" --Homer Simpson
PstokelyTim

me and mmkay dont troll this group

TimPstokely

In article , [email] (Pstokely) wrote:

What does that have to do with anything whatsoever?

Martin Hazelbower ([email]) A Menace to Sobriety and Writer of Illiterature "That's no way to talk to Sir Drinksalot!" --Homer Simpson

Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...

well,nothing,actually.this is coming from the boinger...so that's to be expected.

--MMkay17432(official troll of alt.skate-board)
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RichCovenant

slugs

regarding

my

Rich J

YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOUTHPARK IS DOMINATING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!