That Buttmunch Charles Ray

I think we're all pretty damn tired of this pigfucker (dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus) messing up our ng. I think we should do everything we can to make his pathetic little 12 year old life hell. Spam him. Add him to stupid e-mail lists. Pose as him when you post on NGs and post crap. He probably doesn't even like South Park. His mommy probably won't let him watch it. Eric Cartman would kick his stupid ass. I'm tired of him and I bet you all are too so let's get him! Use his addy. [email] **************************************************** "No Kitty! That's my pot pah!" - Eric Cartman

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We're gonna get this dude! "No Starvin Marvin that's my pot pah! No Starvin Marvin! That's a bad Starvin Marvin!" - Eric Cartman

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Hey dude they think your me hahahahahahhahahahahaha

Enigma7064 wrote in article ...

STILL

Dude, you are the biggest troll (aka, Sockpuppet, a la Simpsons) out there on the net. There is no such company as Voodoo.com (as your email claims) and you and the rest of your little newsgroup personalities are a testament to just how much of a life is wasted when you are a snivelling little acne faced, never get laid, fat-assed startrek loving, headgear wearing, gym-failing, dungeon and dragon playing, parentally neglected, atrociously small-penis having, lisp speaking, limp wristed, gas pumping, go nowhere, do nothing, wet-dream stained underwear wearing, couldnt bench 20 lbs despite your gerth, premature ejaculating when you think of your mom scrubbing the toilet dreaming, anti semtic jew hating only because you are so loathed in your own life that you must grasp for the most desparate inane ideals non identity having, live at home for the rest of your life loser. You are pathetic and I laugh at you.

In the immortal words of William Shatner hosting SNL:

"Get a life people!.....You (points to Charles Ray)...have you ever even kissed a girl?"

Charles hangs his head in pitiful shame.

What a spineless, dickless wonder.

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Geez... stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel about Charles "I thought Child's Play was the greatest movie ever, in fact I own (and make love to on a regular basis) a Chuckie doll" Ray.

On Sun, 14 Dec 1997 11:43:35 -0600, "Just me!" said: <snip>

Meet me in Saint Louieeee-Louieeee.

wow that was a truly great flame

some one get a hose on this guy hes on fire

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"scotty" is the bomb, and wrote this:

wait,wait - listen to this:

Dude - if you see this in a movie two years from now (with 'maybe' a couple of additions) - I'll send you a check ;) That was awesome! Rock on!

scotty proved that his engines canna take na more when he wrote:

"startrek loving" . . . "dungeons and dragons playing"

Hey! I resemble that remark! Not that I'm defending Bare-Ass, but even so . . .

<SCREEEEEEECH!!!!>The fucking bus comes to a stop!!! Don't be fucking with D&D! You want to bash C.R., fine go ahead, but you fuck with D&D and I'll sit here and turn this into alt.games.frp.dnd. That kind of stereotype is just as bad as the one that says all A0L'ers and people who use on-line services, i.e JUNO, etc. are ignorant idiots.

- The Undead Who's been playing AD&D for 16 years now... has a life, played h.s. and college level sports, wasn't negelected by the 'rents, etc, etc, etc..

you mean that all AOLers arent idiots?

you better not be putting me on

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Hey sizzlechest are you saying you dont like aol because its easy are you stupid or something ther email service is the best out there you moron

I am the king who dared to dream

listen here rubber neck

i think it lets any idiot get on the internet and lets them navigate without any understanding of the internet

i feel that you shouldnt use something unless you understand (especially NGs which people feel are just naturally there for you to post binaries)

thats all i have to say about that

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Hey numbnuts aol rules

The Nameless One wrote:

Yeah, A0L rules all right. It rules the fuckin roost for all the loosers out there who feel they don't have to take the time to read or learn. They're so used to their little isolated world (A0L) that when they get out on the internet, they think that all the same rules apply. If you think it's bad now, wait until after X-mas, we'll get another wave of these newbies who want everything handed to them on a silver platter.

On Wed, 17 Dec 1997 23:51:29 -0600, The Undead offered this unto Shub-Internet:

It can't be any worse than SeptemberNet.

Hey dude where else can you have free software delivered to you on a silver platter a o l where else dont you have to download your mail a o l why is bob dumb cuz he likes things the hard way

Damn it, Ben! Try to pay attention... Bobby's not the one who was dissing AOL. He's the one who posted, "It can't be worse than SeptemberNet." It was that "Undead" schmoe who was dissing AOL. Take out on him if you feel threatened.

--Baby Morris

i kill everyone yea everyone

Frank, that's excatly what AOL capitalizes on, which is a smart thing, but takes advantage of those who have no clue... and we have a case of this here obviously :)

Dementia

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Yeah, there email service is the best there is???? Where the hell did you get that from, PC Magazine? Moron. Fuck you, you stupid cum slurping ignorant dumbfuck! What the hell do you know about email and what systems are better than others? How the fuck can you say that they have the best email service out there when they are constantly having outages for periods of 8 hours or more at a time? You're a dumb fucking putz if you actually believe what you posted.

You're the king who failed to think

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Outside of your other scab collecting D&D friends you have no power so shut the fuck up before Scotty japslaps ya.

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oh yeah ive read some of your posts jim and i think you are in no position to defend the statement that all aolers are dumb (btw i was joking moron because i have friends with aol)

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Blamo instant psychoanaylis of rizzo moronic dumbass who actaully takes the time to care about what he posts

Just my two cents here with the AOL thingy. Im my experince, and with my family and friend sthat are on the net, the only people who use AOL is the people who don't know any better. It's easy yes, it's simple for simple people, for people who first get on the net and have no idea what they're doing. These people get used to not knowing anything so they stick with AOL. I don't know anyone with AOL that hasn't stuck with it from the first day on the computer because they don't want to learn any other system. AOL IMO is for simpletons who don't know any better...

Dementia

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Speaking of which the URL you gave out doesn't work.

-Jeem, ie. not found on server

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On 18 Dec 1997 16:48:08 GMT, a tornado warning was issued, and while cowering in the basement "Dementia" wrote:

HOLD ON, pardner.....

I have AOL because I have not yet purchased additional RAM for my measly little 486....my PC can't handle any other servers until I do that.

Does this make ME a wimp too?

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Not by a long shot. If you REALIZE that AOL is basically for beginners and those who don't know dick about the internet, then there's extra points for ya. If you're unable to get anything else for some strange reason but realize the evil that AOL spreads (hee hee) then you're ok in my book...

PURCHASE THAT RAM!!!!

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On 19 Dec 1997 21:20:17 GMT, "Frank Rizzo" wrote:

The money to do it.....I have diabetes, and my medication costs a lot.

well yes that might present a problem then

RetroBoy wrote in article ...

Diabetes? From what I understand (my best friend has diabetes) and all ya need is insulin shots, and that doesn't cost that much.. her insurance covers most of it.. have you thought of looking into a better health plan?

Dem

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Most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard.

Just your typical aol'r.

-Jeem, you wish to rise up to wimpdom talk to Rizzo

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On Fri, 19 Dec 1997 03:57:49 GMT, [email] (Tammy Tornado) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

That is complete crap. I'm working off a 486 with 16 megs RAM and I'm not on AOL.

Yeah, pretty much.

On Sun, 21 Dec 1997 04:52:41 GMT, [email] (Bob the Soul Crusher) wrote:

I have 8 megs, and I actually got the AT&T software, and it wouldn't install due to not enough RAM.

What are you all getting your panties in a bunch about? Just because I don't own a Jaguar doesn't mean I can't drive great at high speeds.....

On Sun, 21 Dec 1997 19:43:16 GMT, [email] (RetroBoy) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Huh? I've forgotten the original subject of the thread. Oh yeah, it was something about you not being able to use a real ISP because you didn't have enough RAM, right? But that can't be, as you're posting from at&t.net and not AOL. Dammit, now I'm confused.

I use a friend's computer so I don't have to deal with AOL
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On Sun, 21 Dec 1997, Bob the Soul Crusher wrote:

Well, I'm posting from a TRS-80 4P, and I'm not on AOL. I think somebody has it backwards. Not sure who.

/-----------/ten tod revos ta sewlE 'giS modnaR' darahngA\-----------\ A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming. -- Barbarella

On Tue, 23 Dec 1997 18:33:44 -0500, Angharad Elwes offered this unto Shub-Internet:

I believ the original poster had siad they used AOL because they didn't havee enough RAM to use a real ISP.

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Could care less what you think.

Of course all aol'rs aren't dumb wanky. No one can defend that statement. NIce try at a set up. Why not invent another argument. It'll give ya a chance at winning it...possibly. How about you defend the statement: aol has a much lower percentage of idiots then other ISP's.

Why doesn't this surprise me.

-Jeem, Jerky boys. Worlds slowest movie. Monikor fits ya like a glove

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since when does AOL have a low percentage of idiots?

seems to me that when you were counting you missed a few (million)

now granted not everyone from AOL is stupid some people are given accounts through work to use and others just simply dont know what else to do for an ISP or maybe since AOL is so highly publicized many people think its the only option out there

BTW what or who am i trying to set up exactly

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Who or what is Buttmunch Charles Ray ? I watch the tv show South Park and I never hear him/her/it mentioned.

Ronie J Whalen

Charles Ray is one of the coolest characters his only appearance was in the unedited anal probe episode where he comes up from hell and torches the whole city his his demonic hatred then he kills all the jews you should really check it out

oh dear

well okay ill explain this once more

charles has very little if any thing to do with SP charles will never be seen or heard of on the show and do you know Y

because he is an annoying little pest that posts stupid crap in this NG

he has absolutely nothing to do with the show

if you read any past posts before jumping into an NG you might have noticed this

to save yourself flamings in the future i suggest you first do your homework

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Rizzo half the tripe you post has nothing to do with SP. So make up your mind how you want to police the group.

And if you had any attention span you'd realize half the people you try to impress by claming ownership to the group have been here longer then your monkeylike head.

Your flames are limp as to not to worry. You wouldn't know homework if it bounced off your head.

-Jeem, so just shut the fuck up Rizzo.

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one more thing

the nameless one captain sensible charles ray

theyre all the same people

OK?

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How dare you say aol has a low percentage of idiots? How do you like when people put words in your mouth and it's an idiot proposition? Kinda lame huh?

I never said it. I said you said it. Then I go on to win the arguement. Pretty easy huh.

Yea yea yea. And the sun got in their eyes.

I don't know who?

Read this slow so you can keep up. You said I said All aol'rs are dumb. Show me where I seriously said that? Otherwise you better come up with another straw argument you think you can win?

-Jeem, Suuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Ooooohhhh. I'm really scared now. He might "japslap" me. What the hell *is* japslap anyway? Anyway, jimmie, my rant wasn't directed at you directly, so, if you'd like me to shut the fuck up, I suggest you come up with a way to make it happen. Otherwise, crawl back into your little hole, cover your head and go back to lurking.

The Undead

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Why you ignorant necrophiliactic, scab collecting, coke bottle glassed, pocket protecter, mother loving, gerbil felching, hermaphroditic boil on the ass of Janet Reno.

Don't lash out like that Felchy. You and your fellow Dungeon and Dragon refugees from reality need to come to grips with the fantasy life that replaces the pain of the reality of your non existant life. ie. the lack thereof.

Don't be embarrassed that you breast feed til the tender age of eighteen. All the sailors were doing it as well.

So clean off the sticky from your Ouija board, pack up your diaper with a fresh load of powder and try to pick a spookier moniker you slope headed fece stinking sack of shit.

-Jeem, *smooch*

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Jim Dutton wrote:

Heh. Actually, I do love my Dad. Maybe if you knew who yours was, you'd love him too.

You want to try and compare who has more of a life? Go right ahead. I know where my priorities lie, and I'm secure enough in myself to be able to admit that, yeah I do play D&D. Let's see my real life. I work for a major financial institution as a systems programmer, I play volleyball, ice hockey and quite a few other sports.

Hey, at least when I was 18 I was getting some breast. You'll probably die a virgin, no taking it up the ass from your boyfriend doesn't count.

Let's see. If I *was* a sack of shit, it would be logical for me to smell like feces. You must smell like tuna then you little pussy.

Heh. You're so hilarious. See me laugh. Ha. Ha. Ho.

Should I call you a foul-mouthed, inbred, cum-slurping. breath-strip-wearing, zit-picking, fetus eating, penis licking, snow-balling, daisy chaining, pyronecrobestialist?

• The Undead

i dont know if this was about me but if it wasnt change the fuckin header you loser

On Thu, 18 Dec 1997 18:11:39 -0600, The Undead offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Huh? What does loveing your father have to do with what was said?

You have to be secure to admit that you play D&D? Not you in particular, mind, but 'you' in the general sense. I also think that a lot of people need to re-asses their stereotypes when it comes to people who play D&D. Although my favorite way to pass time is Usenet, I have a life outside of it. Which includes D&D. And South Park. And isn't that why everyone, well most everyone, is here in the first place?

Look, you miserable schmendrick-- I've got nothing against flaming the living shit out of D & D losers, but, damn it, I draw the line at making fun of people who like to wear diapers. Cut it out!

--Baby Morris

i suppose youre talking to me correct?

in that case maybe you dont know the power one deranged maniac possesses

maybe not much but when i get together my friends (also deranged maniacs) all of a sudden we become a formidable foe

then we all get ourselves stoned and decide we want to come after you and inflict pain upon in ways not imaginable (i like to be creative at times) only then will you learn to respect the power of people like me

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Sure I'll bite you moron.

Deranged maniac or pathetic treckie posting from under his bed.

Yea hopping around playing leap frog with each other.

You have no power ya little punk. Why not bring the friends around saturday if your not grounded, so I can use your pinheads like coconuts.

-Jeem, You're a puss. You've always been a puss. And you'll always be a puss.

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wait a minute did you say TREKKIE

first off i hate star trek with a passion

i was always one of the first people to ream all the star trek related posts

really and how would you know that i have always been a puss

seems to me youre a newbie in your

and just a warning to you i can forget this right now and you simply give this up or i can turn a lot of people against you and make your life hell

you have your options now it is your time to decide

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Never wanted them sour grapes anyways. It was a private Treckie club. You didn't make the grade./ Get over it.

Agh thats where you slow readers fall behind. While you try to claim ownership and responsibilty for the group by virtue of posting to it longer because of your inadeguate need to belong and have some standing in the social pecking order...YOU LOSE BUTTERCUP. I been here and back before you got out of diapers which isn't saying much as rumour has it......you're still in diapers. And you try to throw around a rumour of intelligent hierarchy. You don't know who was in the newsgroup before you. 1 minute you say someone is attacking aol and the next you say they defending aol. Does your mommy know you're fucking with her computer?

Let me reiterate Rizzo. F-U-C-K Y-O-U. Bring it on you pathetic snivelling little piece of shit. Tell you what you amaze me with your power. Then I'll post your last 3 address, social security number, Credit card numbers, Mothers maiden name, DOB. and what your credit rating is. And then you tell me whether you want your couch in leather in vibrating? Doesn't matter to me as you're the one paying for it. I'll guarantee you this Rizzo I been at this a lot longer then some punk nose little jerk throwing around empty threats. So let me encapsulate for you. 1) Fuck you Rizzo. 2) Bring it on you gutless little punk throwing around threats on usenet. 3) Please try me.

What I wasn't clear enough for you. Fuck you Rizzo. What you got? You got nothing weasel.

-Jeem, by the way Rizzo I don't like being threatened therefore you have
       "no" options. I am hereby going to ride your ass into obscurity.
       Welcome aboard Punky Brewster

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On 16 Dec 1997 09:38:28 -0600, [email] (Scott Javoroski) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

If you dislike that stereotype so much, why don't you try and change it? Sure, the anger is a new slant but it's the same old 'Don't mess with me r I'll cast a fireball at you!' response put up by all the scrawny assed geeks who revolve their whole lives around playing Melba the Malignant a 20th level wizard with 'a billion hit points and mazimum charisma' to quote Martin. Not that you are one of said geeks, but you certainly respond like one.

All right, you've graduated high school and <most likely> college, so why not respond in a more civilzed manner? I play the game as well, but you don't see me bitching out everyone who says anything bad about it or it's players. So use your education, cool down before you post and think about what your about to send out before you post next time.

hey soul crusher my email was just another reference to childsplay but ill probably put in my real one if i feel like it

On Sat, 13 Dec 1997 21:23:56 -0500, "scotty" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Nice rant. I do take exception to the D&D playing and parentally neglected statements, however.

Mriswith01 Wrote:

We're gonna get this dude! "No Starvin Marvin that's my pot pah! No Starvin Marvin! That's a bad Starvin Marvin!" - Eric Cartman

Check out South Park at http://www.mindspring.com/~blaccs/southpark/southprk.htm

It's no Starvin' Marvin that's Kenny's cream corn, NO Starvin Marvin That's a bad Starvin Marvin. AND

No Starvin Marvin that's my pot pie, not No Starvin Marvin that's my pot pah! No Starvin Marvin! That's a bad Starvin Marvin --- See ya, Richard Hunt

"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.