And almost a year later, she begins to write again.. (fanficish thing) Sometimes I Wonder

May 30, 199929 posts by 13 posters
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ZoeHeris

Hello, people. Does anyone remember me? My name is Kim. I used to write the only serious South Park fics in existance (now I'm pretty much sunk into oblivion save the Trey and Matt messages). Then I stopped and Dan came along (hi Dan!). He wrote some stuff, too. He recently reposted one of his biggest, most serious fics, 'Destiny'. In the opening, he told me to write a sequel to McCormick (my biggest, most serious fic, the one I'm famous for). Well, here's the scoop, Dan. I can't write a sequel to McCormick. McCormick is entirely closed, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. To change anything would ruin it. So I cannot write a sequel. But I did write a series of four monologues. It's kind of a 'where they are now' thing. And this is it. Enjoy.

Note #1: Do not read this if you have not read McCormick, it will make no sense and spoil absolutely everything for you when you *do* read McCormick. If you have not read McCormick, e-mail me and I will be more than happy to send you a copy.

Note #2: Tell me how you liked this, what your favourite monologue was (I prefer Matt's myself), etc. I love praise.

Sometimes I Wonder A Quasi-Sequel to McCormick

Sometimes I wonder what happened to me, all those days ago. It's been almost a year since, and I only remember bits of it, but from what Matt's told me, I was insane. Fuckin' insane. A raging lunatic, bent on finding one boy, killing one boy, keeping one boy locked inside a construction paper prison for my money and the world's amusment. Hell, 'Oh my God! They killed Kenny!' isn't even the biggest part of it anymore. It never really was. It was the boys themselves, the boys who made us laugh until we cried, and the troubles they went through, troubles that reminded us so much of our own childhood, while ripping on everything possible. I see Matt looking at me sometimes, like he doesn't know me anymore. As long ago as it was, those few weeks when I was another person have burned into his brain, and I don't think he trusts me. Not entirely.. Maybe if things had been different..what if things had been different? I wonder..

Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if we had let it all alone. Let him go and find his mother, his family. Not created such difficulty, such trauma, such a strange memory within him. Would he have stayed with her then? Would South Park have been the same? I've yet to know. Sometimes I think of what happened and start shaking. The fact that so many lives are twisted and changed because of us, because of Elisabeth..it almost makes us seem evil. I don't want to be evil, I never have. Evil is what's embodied in wicked mustachioed villians in silent movies, in cartoon Disney characters who always have one cheesy yet powerful song, and die or are banished somewhere in the end. I'm not dead, and I hope I never grow a mustache, and not once during the course of events that passed a year ago did Trey and I so much as hum a tune. But real evil..true evil..the evil that lies in reality..that evil could very well be what we are. People who destroy and hurt and change lives forever without so much as blinking. In the end, it comes down to the fact that we did that, all of that. And that's why I stare at Trey like I don't even know him. Because I don't. I don't even know myself. Are we evil? Is what we've done these past years evil? I wonder..

Sometimes I wonder where he is. What's he's doing. Are his friends still his friends? Are his 'parents' taking good care of him? Is he happy? Does he look back and miss me, even my memory as a 'dream'? I replay the scene of his abandonment over and over in my mind, re-experiancing each emotion..fear, hope, anger, maternal instinct. If I could go back and do it all over again, he would be with me today. But everything happens for a reason. He was never meant to be here. He would have been lonely. Unhappy. And in the end, it came down to his choice. He made a choice and made the right one. Thank whatever runs this crazy world for that. And thank Trey and Matt. They might as well be his gods. Where are you now, my child? I wonder..

Sometimes I wonder if it was really a dream. It seemed so real, so vivid, so etched in my mind, and it remains that way even now. Every choice was like that of my own. Every word exchanged was like the words I would have said My friends, my family, all painfully in character. And even something so complex as the concept of being fiction, of being written, made painful, perfect sense. Looking back, I miss Elisabeth, and I miss my mother. But most of all, I hate that feeling. That dark, disgusting feeling of *not knowing*. Of hope with nothing to cling to. It was not a dream. But apparently, it wasn't real..or was it? I wonder. Oh God, how I wonder..

-Kim (happy, Dan?)

I'm a little confused....What's the purpose of writing a serious South Park fan fic??? I'm in no way questioning your writing ability, but I have a hard time understanding how this could appeal to anyone.... I don't watch South Park because I think that it's an enlightening thirty minutes full of realism and personal discovery....I watch simply because it makes me laugh my ass off, and without the comedic value I certainly wouldn't be a fan... Please continue to write, but if you could help me understand why your fan fics are serious rather then laugh your ass of comedy pieces, I'd certainly feel much better. Jason

<takes a few deep breaths..counts to 10..chuckles lightly as she sees the humor..and replies>

Ok, I knew I'd get this one day, and I might as well have now, I've been
getting an ego lately..first, to answer your very good question, yes, why
serious?  Well, one, because I can't write comedy for shit.  Two, because South
Park inspires me (don't ask why, I'm a generally fucked-up human being) and I
consider it kind of a shame to let that go to waste.  Three, no, South Park is
not about personal enlightenment. Nor am I.  I just happen to like that sort of
thing.   So I write.  And that's that, really.
If you ever saw my beginning serious stuff, I had huge disclaimers at the
beginning saying 'this is big and serious and if you don't like it don't read
it' (this, by the way, still stands). To my shock, I got *many* good replies to
this sort of thing, and kind of became well-known for it..so, uhm, that's why.
If you guys would kindly keep this disagreement of my style to yourselves, or
maybe be a little nicer about it, it'd be appreciated. I'm kind of sensitive
about it.   And so, I once again repeat my disclaimer.  I write serious stuff
about a comedy show.  I have seen this before (Myro's The Unusual Suspects,
which was a SP fic based on The Usual Suspects and not exactly a parody, plenty
of fics by a well-known Kenny writer named Alyssa, and PLENTY of Daria
fanfiction).  If you like it, read it, reply, say stuff.  If you *don't* like
it, whatever.  Don't read it.  Don't reply.  Everyone has a different opinion.
Bye, all.

-Kim (repeats 'learn to laugh at yourself' over and over in her head..)

Ok...Fair enough....I didn't mean to upset you, I was just a little curious as to why you opted to use your writing talent in such and unusual way....I guess the thing that I really don't understand is why this would be done useing very well developed characters and inserting them into a scenario that makes no sense at all...Everyone that visits this news group knows these characters very well, and are very familliar with their personalities and mannerisms.....For example, if I read a South Park story that had Cartman and Kenny working is a sweat shop in Thailand in hopes of raising enough money to free Kenny's dad from prison, where he is being held for political indifferences as a result of his Peace Corp. work....I would be all like "What the hell?" But hey...if you enjoy it, by all means have a blast, Jason

CovenantScurvoleo

Scurvoleo wrote in message ...

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Ah, but *most* of us here also realise that the occasion shot from left field is *good* for us. It exercises the imagination, and thus allows us to read about these characters in a somewhat different light. Myself, I don't read *too* many of the fanfics, on the odd occasion, yeah, but personally I thinksome of the more serious fanfics have shown a heap of writing talent and (as I said) imagination.

I mean, really, which is harder. To take the guys and have them create chaos... or take them and throw them into a totally dis-similar scenario to the ones we are used to?

Keep writing at tangents. it's the only way to move forward!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/

In article , "Covenant" writes:

Same here. I'm more of a writer, than a reader (my stuff stays more original that way).

I guess the question should be about which scenario most people here prefer to read. Personally, I like fics that you can visualize as actual episodes. While fanfics that take a different approach are interesting, in their own way, most of them don't really capture the essence of the show. While it might be more challenging to write these kinds of fics, they aren't, necessarily, what most South Park fans expect.

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/5803
CovenantSuttsteve

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Heh heh.... And to ME that's a good thing !!

Cheers!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Alt.Tv.Southpark FAQ: http://www.angelfire.com/oh/joesfaqforsp/
TagsCovenant

Well I meant no offence to Kim either, but why not write a book about original characters with this great material and become rich and famous??

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ZoeHerisTags

Because

1) half of it would be amazingly recognizable 2) most of McCormick is based on many concepts exclusive to South Park (Kenny's hood, his constant ressurections, Trey and Matt..)

Trust me, my mom asked me the same thing constantly, and then when I finally got around to sending it to her so she could read it, she shut up ^_^.

-Kim

TagsZoeHeris

So you want me to shut up? I'll shut up, then. Right, that's it. I'm shutting up, right now.

No really, I am...

Tags who is shutting up :) Remove DIESPAM to reply -- "The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down"
Mr PsychoZoeHeris

[email] graced us with these words of <supposed> wisdom...

<snippity, snip>

speaking of which, has anyone got a complete version of the eric cartman- international man of obesity? <or whatever it's called- the austin powers based fic>

anyone know of any other movie based ones? so far i've seen usual suspects, reservoir dogs, and that's about it.

"... I'm just a sucker with no self asteem" "I love you guys... ah screw you guys!" (Cartman) " " (Silent Bob) icq no: 26170489

I'm working on BASEketball, There's Something About Mary, and Urban Legend parodies.

~*~AnDi~*~ We ARE the weirdos, mister.

"Dude, I already told you; All the best rock bands are in Hell!" -Sifl "I don't know.." -Olly

"Enough with Cousin It, It, and their other brother, Darryl." -Buffy

<leaps in the air about 20 feet> Send me the BASEketball one when you're done. Please.

-Kim (Power to the Parker! (and Stone))

Sure! I'm posting it here and other places when I'm finished, I'm half done with it.

~*~AnDi~*~ We ARE the weirdos, mister.

"Dude, I already told you; All the best rock bands are in Hell!" -Sifl "I don't know.." -Olly

"Enough with Cousin It, It, and their other brother, Darryl." -Buffy

In article , [email] (Co0kieMuNz) writes:

BTW, I'm still working on a SP/Buffy the Vampire Slayer fic, so please, don't rip that off...

Jeremy B "Space... it seems to go on and on forever. But then you reach the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

Mr Psycho wrote: <snuff snipped>

I wrote one called "Boys in Coats" which was based on Men in Black and I'll be writinng a sequal when I get more time and insperation.

dave.

Kyle BroslofskiDave Benson

WOOHOO!!!

Well, I'm writing one which is kinda-sorta-ish based on "Peter Pan"...although the kids act it out onstage, it's moreso based on the movie version. I was also thinking of basing a fanfic on "Grease" but only if I get more ideas for it.

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"

<jumps about 500 feet in the air> I've always dreamed of doing that..I have this hilarious idea for the end song, too..so, uhm, do you think we could collaberate? You've collaberated with almost every other fic author here, y'know ^_~.

-Kim

In article , [email] (Scurvoleo) writes:

...And Stan looked out, across the ocean, feeling that he would never see her, again. They had become one heart, one mind, one soul. The distance that now separated them was not unlike the expanse of loneliness and yearning that now filled his inner self. He stepped toward the cliff's edge and looked down at the jagged, water-washed rocks. If he could not spend every single, precious moment of his life with her, then his life was a personal abomination which he could not bear. With a welcomed sense of release, he lept...

...And then he woke up.

Stan: Whoa! That was pretty [bleep]ed-up, right there!

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/5803
TagsScurvoleo

I've never done this before but there's a first time for everything...

ME TOO!!!  :)
Tags Remove DIESPAM to reply -- "The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down"
YES!!!!!!

That really worked as a great epilogue to McCormick, yeah I'm happy, I'll be quite happy, for about a Year...

Just Kidding

-Dan Who still remembers everything about McCormick

Kyle BroslofskiZoeHeris

<snippies>

Totally excellent follow up to McCormick!! I love it, the way you wrote it, style and all!!! Another kick ass job, Kim!!! <passes Treys of cookies>

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"

<sighs happily> Has anyone ever told you how much you kick ass, Jess?

-Kim

Kyle BroslofskiZoeHeris

Yeah, a few times. :) What'd I do now? :)

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"
g00brZoeHeris

<Big fat SNIP from Hell>

Yah. We remember you. SnowCalico's little sister from Hell. Begone.

g00br

Kyle Broslofskig00br

[email] wrote:

(Troll or not, when some asshole appears and starts insulting a friend and useful contributor to the group, I respond.)

Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? I have never seen you make one useful comment before in this group (actually you haven't commented at all here,to my knowledge) and you think that you can just pop in here and insult someone who *DOES* make this group a better place?? This is alt.tv.southpark, not alt.insult.the-posters.

And, what exactly has Kim (or SnowCalico, for that matter...your post had a negative connotation towards her, too) ever done to you? Nothing! All she ever did here was post her opinions and fanfics, and, has shown herself to be a really great person as we all got to know her. Unlike you, who just posted immature insults, which doesn't say anything positive about you.

Neither Kim nor SnowCalico has ever done anything sadistically evil or anything, so you have no reason to spout out meaningless demeaning drivel. Neither of them should leave this group, as they're mature and intelligent posters. As for you, *you're* the one who needs to hit the road. Come back only when you grow up and want to add an intelligent opinion to the discussions here. If you can't grow up, then fuck off and don't come back, ever again.

Oh, and on the way out, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

~Kyle Broslofski~� �1999, All Rights Reserved, Void Where Prohibited, Batteries....Not Included. "Obsessive Cartman Fan...AND PROUD OF IT!!!"
Tonig00br

Fuck you. How dare you insult people who are beloved members of the newsgroup. We don't even know who the fuck you are, and you have the audacity to talk shit about Snow and Kim. Go back to the dark, dank, smelly hole you came from and stay there.

-Toni

[email] wrote:

ZoeHerisToni

....I love you guys. I really, really love you guys. <biiiiiig group hug>

-Kim (*sniff*)

ToniZoeHeris

Awwwwhhhh....no probs dude! :-)

-Toni

ZoeHeris wrote: