Die, Trey!

Wish it was true, he deserve it because he a shallowe showbix hippie slackser braindeads asshoel! But if was reelly ded , that okay, cause he just be bacck in next expisode, right?

Doc Proud to be an Asshole On Line

Hey! Let's see some hands! Who would like to see "Docwonmug dead" articles posted on the group? ========================

LEESPAM2 wrote:

<waving hand frantically> ME ME ME!!!! I would!

Note to Doc: You're a real sorry excuse for a human being. I hope you drop dead and eternally suffer every "story" you've ever written and posted in this newsgroup.

-Toni

I usually don't like to respond to the stupidity of South Park fans. (It just encourages them.) But I did want to point this oiut as a prime example of SP fandom's hyphopcrisy. So it's okay for Parker and Stone to engage in mean-spirited satire, but when I turn the tabls on them it's a horrible crime to the extent that you wish I drop dead? At least I only torment fictional creations! Or are you now so infatuated by your teelvision that you can't tell the difference? You people are so screwed up there is no hoep for you! I really think you are now officially worse than the politically correct crowd you pretend to oppose!

Doc Proud to be an Asshole On Line

DocWonmug wrote:

What I don't understand about you (and about every troll here) is why do you continue to post to a newsgroup where everyone hates you. Fine, you don't like South Park. That's cool by us-it's a free country. But why do you have to come here and annoy us then? We don't care about what you think. We don't care for your stories. You are not creative or funny at all. Just leave us alone.

-Toni

DocWonmug wrote:

<sarcasm mode turned on>Oh no...I've hurt Doc's feelings by wishing he was dead. Oh how can I live with myself! (SOB!) <sarcasm mode turned off>

Think about this now...here we are in our newsgroup minding our own business. Then you or some other troll comes in and insults us and the show we like. How else are we to respond but attack you? You ask for it.

Not as infatuated as you are of your mother.

Yes I know that insult was really immature, but I felt like sinking down to your level for a moment.

-Toni

On 8 Sep 1998 01:00:04 GMT, [email] (DocWonmug) wrote:

OH MY GOD!!! Doc CAN spell some words correctly!

In article ,

Here's another song lyric I remember (Doc just brings up back)

I see you down on the front line Such a sight for sore eyes You're a suicide makeover

Plastic Eyes, looking through a numbskull Self effaced, wets his face you erase yourself So shut up, you don't let up.

You have a growth that must be treated Like a severe severed pain in the neck You can smell it but you can't see it No explanation identified because

You don't know You don't say And you've got no reply

Hey you, where did you come from GOT A HEAD FULL OF LEAD YOU'RE AN INBRED BASTARD, SON All dressed up, red-blooded American Do or die, no reply Don't deny that you're synthetic You're pathetic

I've got more, but my newsgroup space is running out. I leave you with my .sig.

We satisfy our enless needs      the_davester: nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com
To justify our bloody deeds      SPAM BAIT: [email]
In the name of destiny           The Nirvana songs Encyclopedia:
And in the name of God           http://nirvanasongs.home.ml.org
-- The Last Resort, the Eagles   A *fully* searchable lyrics archive.

What? Who said that?!

Um... er... ugh...

Where's me teeth, gramma?

The restuarant at which I watch South Park finally reopened today after being closed for the month of August as well as early September, so I may have an on topic thing or two to say soonish. But meanwhile, a little exegesis on DocWonMug latest opus:

I suspect the good doctor is employing irony here. That should read, "I usually don't like to respond to the stupidity of South Park trolls. (It just encourages them.)", except that we've all been acting stupid in replying to trolls, so he turns the phrase on its head.

The differences as I see them, monsieur docteur, are these: While I agree that much, although not most, of South Park's humor is mean-spirited, it is *never*, as far as I have seen (and I admit, I've only seen 8 episodes), as viciously mean-spirited as your South Park "satires". 'Cept I can overlook this, because most good satire takes whatever it is satirizing to it's most logical extreme. Trouble is, South Park has something your "satires" lack: wit. Humor. Without that, your mean-spirited humor is just pure mean-spiritedness, and no one likes that. Maybe you think your writing is funny. Maybe other people do to. Good for you. We've made it pretty damn clear we don't think it has any value as humor OR as satire. Either take it somewhere else entirely, or take a class on comedy writing and try again.

Huh? (Scatch, scratch. Turns around. Turns back. Scratch, scratch. Wrinkles nose. Pause. Pause. Nothing to be done. Pause.) Who said anything about opposing a politically correct crowd? Have you been listening at keyholes? Have you been having visions? Manna in the desert? Are you a visionary? Are you the visionary of God? Are you the prophet of God? Are you the Messiah of God?

Careful, boy--

Zastrozzi is catching up with you.

--Chauvstrozzi Stegosaustrozzi

Lovely retort, C.S. Very true, very well said. One question..where the hell have you *been*? We have a new member of the League, Ashley aka Lady Jacqueline (she has a source), though we may not need our League soon..as we either have Trey and Matt themselves or very clever imposters reading and posting. Oh, and once again, good job. DocWonmug sucks.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Busy.

New job. Fringe festival. Vacationing friends returning. Writing a play (woo-hoo!!). That sort of thing. Now, in the job groove. Festival over. Friends back in school. Play almost finished (woo-hoo!!).

Less busy. Still somewhat busy, though-- so don't expect to see too much of me.

REALLY?!! Elaborate!

Maybe we ought to take that over to e-mail, so we don't bore everyone with rehash. Eh.

--Chauvstrozzi Stegosauzzi

P.S. Welcome aboard, Jack-Jack.

I would.

<raises both hands and waves them around> Mememememe!

~Kyle Broslofski~

if he did die, he didn't die poor like Kenny