I'm gonna kill Kenny

That little bastard got my favorite stuffed animal pregnant. I walked in, he was pulling up his drawers, I kicked his his little ass out the window, but it was weird, he laid there on the ground like he was dead for at least a minute, but then like Michael Myers, he raised up and was gone. When I find him, I will stuff fireworks up his sorry, little ass and set him ablaze. Then I'll cook his ass in the oven and feed him to my dog. And then I'll suffocate him by putting a condom over his head.