Instant Review: South Park "Fantastic Easter Special"

Are you kidding me? I mean, are you fucking kidding me?

** Captain Infinity

Just walk away. Don't look back, just walk.

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

Why? It was pretty funny. Double cross? The Hare Club for Men? A jew killing Jesus again (Cartman must never find out about this)? It was a fairly good satire of The DaVinci Code.

BTW, did we see Cartman at all in this episode?

On Apr 5, 11:57 am, [email] (Chris ®) wrote:

He appears at the beginning of the episode giving his "Easter" list to the South Park Mall Easter Bunny.

""Chris �"" wrote in message news:[email]...

"No, no! You don't ask me questions! You are a rabbit, I am a human, so if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can fucking kill you!"

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You must admit, that hat really did look like it fit the rabbit better.

[email] wrote:

Not as good as the one AmDad did, but it worked.

They killed me with "double cross" and "I have issuesd about killing you, Jesus. Cartman must never find out about this!".

Captain Infinity used his keyboard to write :

Hippitus hoppitus

Signed, The Hare Club for Men

On Apr 4, 10:29 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

It makes sense, now, doesn't it? :D

I'm gonna go to church on Good Friday and Easter Sunday, stand up during mass and yells "PETER WAS A RABBIT!!!!!" and run out with my arms flailing.

"Sean Walsh" wrote:

Peter was a rabbit...do you suppose Martin Luther created the first hassenpfeffer?

-- Don

On Apr 4, 6:29 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

I liked most of it, question, do you know who Bill Donahue is not knowing could hurt one's enjoyment?

I thought it was Dick Cheney until he began talking.

On Thu, 5 Apr 2007 15:30:57 -0400, [email] (Chris �) wrote:

*I* thought he was Karl Rove . . . it was soon obvious who he was . . .

"Antonio E. Gonzalez" wrote in message news:[email]...

I thought it was Karl too...I didn't know who Bill Donahue was until I started reading about him here ;)

Once Upon A Time Garondo Marondo wrote:

If I'm understanding your gibberish correctly, I have an answer. I have no idea who Bill Donahue is, and not knowing certainly did not help matters.

Good God, senility has hit Matt and Trey early in their lives. What a fucking disaster this episode was. I think their manatees are ill.

** Captain Infinity

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

They don't have manatees. That's the point.

Great episode.

Once Upon A Time Pink Freud wrote:

Then they should get some.

** Captain Infinity

He's the leader of the Catholic League, someone who cries whenever someone in pop culture dares offend their precious faith. He was the one who got Comedy Central to temporarily pull Bloody Mary from the air.

On Apr 5, 2:16 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

Well if you di it would have. Also, are you aware of the Easter Bunny or PeePs? Knowing about them might have helped.

Not every episode can be on par with the headlice story from earlier in the season.

On Apr 5, 12:43 pm, "Garondo Marondo" wrote:

I thought that was Phillip Seymour Hoffman when I first saw him.

Captain Infinity wrote:

You hate every episode, so why don't you quit watching, genius? You're obviously far too intelligent for basically everyone else on earth.

Once Upon A Time Joel wrote:

This is not true; I enjoy a good number of South Park episodes, most of them in fact. I enjoyed Lice Capades, and posted so. The problem is, when South Park sucks, it sucks *hard*. Family Guy can slide by with a poor episode once in a while because it's never black-or-white. South Park, however, sometimes drives full tilt into suckfest and never slows down or looks back.

Well, that *is* true, so you're forgiven for the above mistake.

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote:

I thought the new one was pretty good. Perhaps it just didn't reach you.

Once Upon A Time Joel wrote:

I'm not surprised. Not to be vindictive, but you did accuse me of hating all South Park episodes, so I have a question for you: was there ever one you *didn't* like?

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote:

I've been indifferent to some. The characters are always amusing, if not the plot, though.

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

I thought it was fucking great.

Agreed. There were a couple good lines and overall the episode was of high quality, but the story sucked, even for a parody. However, bad South Park is still better than most of the other crap on the tube. And after the first two shows of the season, it pretty much had nowhere to go but downhill--they were about as good as TV can get.