here's a link about a "gay" dog attempted to be excluded from an asian restaurant in australia: the asians are tried in "court" and fined for diversity violations:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hQ6mbi6312A1VPbeDZ04zhDSGjkQ
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/04/26/gay-dog-barred-from-restaurant/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/26/gay-dog-refused-entry-to_n_552543.html
Looks like somebody's ought to be sent to camp, you know, to concentrate on their diversity. The gerbil goes where?