to: scotty please read, regarding your obscene post

Dec 14, 19978 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
8 posts

scotty, please. This is the type of hostility I'm talking about. I assure you that my hostility towards you is a misinterpretation. Actually in the USA I'm not legally considered a boy, so that is one place where your accusations are not correct among many other ones which I will not mention because I do not wish to be as graphic as you. I would prefer it if you would email me ([email]) rather than spread more vicious lies about me on usenet. I wish to resolve this personality conflict, but it takes two to do that, are you willing?

this is your captain speaking (an attempt to be mildly witty while at the same time anonymous, not intended to be intrusive, and a lot less annoying than south park quotes or URL's)

You still here?

I thought I smelled someone bakin' brownies, but I guess it was just another asshole like you erupting.

G O A W A Y

There. Are we clear?

This is your worst nightmare speaking.