The FAQ

So far I've thought of 1 more question to add too our list. "What is a Fanfic?" But I cannot think of anything else. Any ideas? here is what we already have: What are the lyrics in the theme song? What's the guitar tabs to the theme song? Where can I download every episode? What does Kenny say? What happened to Mr Hat? What are their full names? How old are they? Give me a complete list of all the episodes! What is a troll? Why is it bad to reply to ng trolls? What's a killfile/How do I use a killfile? Where can I get some SP pictures? Are Matt and Trey gay? Why does Chef's voice sound familiar? Who are the real celebrities that have appeared on the show? What is a Fanfic?

Cyberwolf

what about:

"What does *PLONK*! mean?"

On Tue, 22 Sep 1998 18:34:07 -0700, "Sarah K." wrote:

The "sound effect" to signify a person has been added to a killfile, which filters out that poster's messages.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison." - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"I've been called alot of things, but 'skeptical' is not one of them." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files

I wasn't asking what it meant, I was posting it as a suggestion for the FAQ :)

Sarah K. wrote in message ...

And that was Wolfie's official answer for the FAQ.

How do you get semen stains out of a dress? (ouch!)

cyberwolf wrote in message ...

Ok Bozz...that's it. I've had enough of your moronic posts. Not yet have a read one that was worth reading so *PLONK* -me

God damn it you're so fucking anal!

Ann wrote in message ...

On Wed, 23 Sep 1998 00:09:14 +0100, "Bozz" wrote:

That may be, but you do realize he can't see your response now, right?

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison." - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"I've been called alot of things, but 'skeptical' is not one of them." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files

Is 'Ann' a bloke??? Scary . Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote in message ...

In article , Bozz writes

I wonder if Monica found that William Jefferson had a prince Albert???

Dammit, that thread was going for just too damn long.

In article , "cyberwolf" wrote:

Here's some to add:
- Who is Cartman's dad?
    Make sure to warn that that is a SPOILER!
- Who is this DocWonmug Creep?
    Extreme trolls should be mentioned, so we don't have another 'feed
    the trolls' session...
- Why the bleeps?
    Seems like every other week somebody *else* asks this question.
- Are Matt and Trey lurking?
    Although we don't have an answer, I'm sure it's an okey dokey question.

We satisfy our enless needs      the_davester: nirvanasongs @ yahoo.com
To justify our bloody deeds      SPAM BAIT: [email]
In the name of destiny           The Nirvana songs Encyclopedia:
And in the name of God           http://nirvanasongs.home.ml.org
-- The Last Resort, the Eagles   A *fully* searchable lyrics archive.

Ooh, ooh, I have one:

What is the League of the Trey and Matt Hunters?

We are a League organized to find the personas of Trey and Matt on the newsgroup. Our founder is C.S.,, our current members are:

Chauvlin Stegosauvlin (C.S.) Lady Marguerrite Madame la Guillotine Lady Jacqueline

And we are not the least bit serious about what we do.

Glad I could help.

-Kim (with way too much time on her hands)

Also,

What are the lyrics to the "Kyle's mom's a bitch song"?

-me

I've got one more. How does one access the FAQ?

How about the ever-popular "Where can I find some good South Park web sites?"

(Ummm....maybe on the Web?)

Seems that we're often perceived as some sort of an interactive search engine...

Dirk Diggler

"I'm a bigot, but for the Left" -Woody Allen

More possible questions:

cyberwolf wrote:

Specifically, what does Kenny say in the opening credits?

A: Officially, (directly from ComCen), Kenny says, "Mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mprh, Mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mrph mprh."

The most widely accepted interpretation is "I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas"

FYI, in the pilot version of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe", he says, "Now our town is bigger dammit, right down to this piece of granite."

...and sound clips, and animated cursors

Also, address the following concerns.

-Are Trey Parker and Matt Stone anti-semetic? -"South Park is a racist show" -When is South Park shown? -Why are Christian groups going around with their panties in a knot? -What merchandise is available? -What magazine covers has South Park been on? (check out my South Park page for the answer... http://members.tripod.com/~Chernoble/spintro.html ...I don't know the dates off hand) -What t-shirts are available? (at the risk of sounding like an advertisment)

-Are they making a Mr. Hankey chocolate bar? -Why are the letters on top of the chalkboard out of order? (FYI, they spell out "Kenny Bastard" in several second season episodes, and were in their correct order during "Tom's Rhinoplasty").

Peace, Vince Yim

I've finished the FAQ and they are posted below for the reference of the newbies....

Q. Is Ann completely wrong and should we kick her in the nuts? A. Yes, and yes.

This concludes the FAQ.

Jeff

Kiss this thing called anal hole

Jeff Plas wrote in message ...

It's obvious that you're a fake, from your headers, 'LEESPAM2.' You're *not* an AOL user.

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