(Fanfic) The Rival With a Bladder Problem - Part 1

SOUTH PARK The Rival With a Bladder Problem - Part 1 by Steve Sutton

(The guys are riding to school on the bus.) Kyle: Hey, Stan, what was in that big box your dad took out of the back of his car, yesterday? Stan: It's his new computer. He bought it so he could work at home. Kyle: Sweet! Any games on it? Stan: I don't know, dude. He was still hooking up all the wires when I went to bed last night. Cartman: Why the hell did your dad buy a computer, Stan? Stan: I told you, dude. So he could work at home. Cartman: Yeah, but computers suck ass! Kyle: Shut up, Cartman. You don't know what the hell you're talking about. Stan: Dude, computers are cool. You can put all kinds of stuff on them and play really cool games and get on the Internet and look at pictures of naked girls. Kenny: {Teenagers?} Stan: Yeah, probably. Kyle: That's sick, dude. Cartman: Yeah, who wants to do that? They always cover up all the good parts, anyway. Stan: No, I heard they're totally naked. Cartman: Shyeah, right. Kyle: Dude, why the hell do you want to look at pictures of naked girls? Stan: Dude, I don't know! It's probably just a phase I'm going through, or something. (Crabtree yells and slams down on the brakes. The bus screeches to a halt in front of the school. Later, Garrison calls the class to order.) Garrison: Okay, class, settle down. We've got a new student that's joining us, today, so let's all try to make him feel welcomed. Petey, why don't you come on out from behind the desk now and say hi to your fellow students. (Petey pokes his head out from behind Garrison's desk.) Petey: Are they gonna laugh at me? Garrison: No, Petey. (Petey stares at everybody for a few seconds, then comes out.) Garrison: Class, this is Petey Hertz. His family just moved here from Florida, so... (Everybody laughs. Petey hides behind Garrison.) Garrison: Okay, okay, now, what's so funny? Kyle: His name, dude. Garrison: Yeah? What about it? (Silence fills the room, then Garrison starts laughing.) Garrison: Oh, I get it! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (Petey looks down at the floor.) Garrison: But, anyway, class. It's not nice to laugh at someone just because they have a funny name...even if it is Petey Hertz! (Garrison and the class start laughing again. Petey goes back behind the desk.) Garrison: Oh, we're sorry, Petey. Why don't you take a seat. We won't laugh, anymore. Petey: Yes, you will. Garrison: No, no, Petey, I promise. (Petey hesitates, then takes a seat in the back.) Garrison: Now, class, Petey has a bladder problem, so let's all be extra nice to him, or else he might wet his pants, and we wouldn't want that to happen, now, would we? Stan (smiling): Of course not. Cartman: That would be truly tragic, if Petey Hertz were to wet his pants. (Petey looks at Cartman.) Garrison: Good, I'm glad we all agree. Now, class, yesterday, we learned that Jeri Ryan is a fine piece of ass, even if she is married. Today, we're going to discuss Lucy Lawless and the role she plays in turning every man into wood...

TO BE CONTINUED...

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56

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It's nice to see you're still writing fanfics, Steve. Great one, and waiting for the next part(s).

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In article , [email] (the_davester) writes:

I was in a little slump there, for awhile, but now I'm back. I just couldn't think of anything to write one about. :-)

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56

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LOL! Great so far, Steve! Will we see it at SPFFH when it's done? I think everything works there now.

Mr. Dead

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In article , "Mr. Dead" writes:

Thanks, and yep!

----- Steve Sutton Springfield, Georgia N 32 21 13 W 81 17 56