This is the script to a T&P skit I made up (if someone else didn't get the idea first):
T & P ON THE ROAD
(We see Terrence and Phillip in a car viewed through the windshield. Phillip is driving while Terrence is in the passenger seat.)
P: Hey Terrence, I think we need to stop and get gas.
T: Oh don't worry about that Phillip, I have plenty of gas.
(Terrence then farts and they both laugh at it.)