READ THIS! I've got a lot of bitching and moaning to do...

Ya know... people will have their tastes. Usually, tastes posted on this NG are spawned by either the mind of a 13-year old (HEY!), or a pot-smokin dropout skater (usually both), consisting of either THIS:

FROM: [email] TO: All SUBJ: 50UT# P4rK R001Z

SOUTHPARKKICKSASS

-or-

FROM: [email] TO: ALL SUBJ: SOUTH PARK SUCKS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO LIKE IT

You all suck

dont email me back

HaXz0rB0Y [email]

THESE opinions are known as POINTLESS, STUPID, AND TO BE IGNORED. Occasionally, we will get some intelligent opinions, such as those from reverend_bob, or SnowCalico, but basically what i'm trying to say is... STOP IT W/ THE POINTLESS POSTS YOU 13 YEAR OLD (HEY!) POT SMOKIN HACKER WANNABE _TROLLS_! We have enough BS in here.... if you didn't like T&P, FINE. Don't tell us about your stupidass plans to boycott Comedy Central or anything... keep to the topic: SOUTH PARK. And another thing: If you suddenly stop watching SP because you didn't like NWOMA, SCREW YOU, HIPPIE! Or if you stop watching because it's too... IN. Popular. Hmmph! <grumble grummble grumble>

[email] (Justin Robertson) wrote:

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Well, gee, Justin, just who does that leave? :-)

On Tue, 7 Apr 1998, Justin Robertson wrote:

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I ususally refer to them as Moe, Larry and Curly.

What about me? I'm occasionally intelligent, sometimes even when I'm awake. SnowCalico complains too much.

I don't think it's possible to be a "wannabe troll". Anyone who puts his mind to it can be a troll. I might be a troll. A stealth troll. With a cloaking device.

No we don't. We need way more. BS is good for developing a strong ego. Why, my mother herself often used to say, "Son, without enough BS in your life, you might actually start to think that people give a rat's ass."

But I have particularly excellent stupid-ass plans. Don't you want to read them? I wrote them in pig-Latin. Backwards. Without vowels. In invisible ink. On paper stained with Ebola-tainted blood.

I only watch it because Jesse Helms does. He's hip.