Lesbians

Can anyone explain Cartman's line "My Mom says that if I wanna be a lesbian all I have to do is eat this box" ???

What epp was this from?

On Mon, 21 Sep 1998 17:43:43 +0100, "Sparky" wrote:

On 21 Sep 1998 13:40:34 PDT, [email] (the Sandman) wrote:

OK nevsky...I don't know if this is just another instance of outrageous coincidence, or if you are mimicking my "nom du plume".

If it is the former, my apologies and disregard this post. If it is indeed the latter, cease and desist this impersination immediately.

There has been a rash of trolls posting with other individuals "handles" lately, so forgive my stern response.

THE Sandman.

Believe me, it's the former. My bad.

On 21 Sep 1998 20:48:34 GMT, [email] wrote:

On 21 Sep 1998 13:40:34 PDT, [email] (the Sandman) wrote:

Valentine's Day... "Tom's Rhinoplasty" where Garrison goes to the plastic surgeon and Ms. Ellen is the sub for the class.

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"I've been called alot of things, but 'skeptical' is not one of them." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files

Unfortunately, sometimes women's genitalia is referred to as a "box."

really cool, i always thought they were called her pubis or her mons or her labia or her...........

I am not a troll honest, im just mental

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A lot nicer looking than that idiot koala, eh?

"Sparky" wrote:

You're too young.

If you have to ask, your too young to know -me

Um... but then how will he ever learn?

Listen up, Sparky:

Box is another word for cooter.

--CS

Sparky wrote:

Ahem. Box is another symonym for vagina.

Peace, Vince Yim

On Mon, 21 Sep 1998 17:43:43 +0100, "Sparky" wrote:

How old are you, kid?

----- Lone Wolf My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"You made a movie with Carrot Top? You know what would be a good name for that? Box office poison!" - Norm MacDonald (on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien)

"I've been called alot of things, but 'skeptical' is not one of them." - Fox Mulder, The X-Files

I think your joking but if you're not, you shouldn't be watching this show. You're too young.

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

Okay mate, since no one else has taught you the facts of life I'll explain. When someone says 'eat box', what this is, is a colloquialism for giving oral sexual pleasure to a woman's genitals. The same goes for 'licking carpet'. got it? And, to all the others who replied, sparky ain't to young. No-ones too young to learn about cunnilingus!!!!

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