OK, so I felt inspired. I wrote my third ever fanfic. Please don't be too harsh. Any comments, questions or criticism will be accepted :) Please do comment thought, I really wanna know what you think and if I should bother with a part two! Thanks! -me
**************************************************************** The Bahamas
Insert legal crap here
[Theme song]
[Classroom]
Garrison: �.and that�s how to launder money.
Cartman: Is that what poor people have to do to get frozen waffles? Wash other people�s money?
Garrison: I don�t know, why don�t we ask Kenny.
Kenny: [Gets up and kicks Cartman] (If I had money launder you think I would be sitting here you beeping morons?)
Garrison: Well children, the important thing to know is how to launder money, now does [is interrupted by the bell ringing]
[Children run for the door]
Garrison: Children, wait I wasn�t finished. YOU BEEPING BASTARDS, GET THE BEEP BACK HERE�.aww beep it. [pulls out bottle of vodka from desk and takes a drink]
[Cartman�s House, Cartman is sitting in front of the TV eating cheesy poofs]
Announcer: What are you doing during Spring Break? Sitting in front of the TV eating cheesy poofs?
Cartman: Damn straight!
Announcer: Well how would you and your ENTIRE class like to win a free trip to the Bahamas and win all the cheesy poofs you can eat? Just send postcard with your name and address of you school to the address on your screen.
[Cartman reaches for pen and paper, copies down address]
Cartman: MMMAAAM!!
Ms. Cartman: Yes snookums.
Cartman: send a postcard to this address [Gives mom paper] with my name and the schools address on it.
Ms. Cartman: Ok, hunnybuns. Would you like some Chocolate chicken potpie.
Cartman: Yeah I want the potpie.
[Weeks Pass]
[South Park elementary, big TV vans parked out side]
[Classroom, a knock on the door]
Garrison: [opens door] What do you want? I�m trying to teach a class here.
[Matt and Trey are outside door, burst through, stomp over Mr. Garrison]
Cartman: hahaha, dude, what the beep is with that guys hair
Matt: Hey! I�ll kick you in the nuts!
Cartman: No I�ll kick YOU in the nuts until you beeping turn blue
Matt: You fat little�..[Interrupted]
Trey: Dude, shut up, we gotta present the damn award.
Matt: ohh yeah.
Trey: Umm, you second graders won the trip to the Bahamas. The winner of the unlimited supply of cheesy poofs was [pulls out post card] Erin Carmen.
[Class applauds]
Kyle: Who the hell is Erin Carmen??
Matt: Wait, no that�s Eric Cartman.
Cartman: That�s right!
Matt: You plane leaves in 2 hours, your parents have been notified, and you have a chaperone, his name is Chef. The bus is waiting outside. Your bags are in there. So let�s go.
Cartman: Damn straight! Where the hell are my cheesy poofs?
Matt: Listen Fatass, they are gonna be waiting for you in the bahama�s.
Cartman: Aeh! I want my cheesy poofs now�and don�t call me fat ass you beep.
Trey: Here [gives Cartman a bag of cheesy poofs]. Now shut up and get on the bus.
[Students leave classroom, get on bus, and get on plane]
[Plane is seen landing, children are seen walking through airport with Chef, children walk out of airport, into another bus, and into a hotel]
Chef: Woah mamma, [sees female native walking by in a bikini] I think I�m gonna like it here.
[Chef walks to desk]
Chef: Hello, we have the top two floors booked.
Desk attendant: Ohh, you�re the contest winners. Please come this way.
[Children take elevators to top two floors, attendant gives Chef all the keys}
Attendant: Have a nice time, please call the front desk if you need anything.
[Cartman steals key from Chef and opens door, it is the honeymoon sweet]
Cartman: Sweet, this kicks ass.
Chef: What do you think your doing?!? That�s my room! [grabs key from Cartman and gives out all other keys] Your luggage is over there, see you in a week.
Kyle: Dude, we all get our own rooms! This kicks ass. Weird how the doors are so close together though.
[Stan unlocks door on one room, it�s the size of a closet]
Stan: Aww man! This sucks.
Cartman: Aww beep! That is weak.
Kyle: (sighs) lets just get all our luggage and see if theirs a pool.
[Mad rush for luggage, finally everyone in settled in and in their bathing suits.]
Cartman: Where the beeps the pool?
Kyle: On the bottom floor fat ass.
[Boys get in elevators and got to pool]
Cartman: [looks around, many people in bikini�s] sweet! [Walks to one woman] May I buy you some cheesy poofs?
Women: Sure handsome.
[Kyle, Stan, Kenny are standing with their eyes bulging and their mouths wide open, except you can�t see Kenny�s mouth because he still has his hood on]
Kyle: Dude, if any babe here calls Cartman handsome what are they gonna say we are!?!
Kenny: (Bye guys, I�m going to get myself some pussy) [Kenny walks away]
Stan: Isn�t it weird how he�s obsessed with cats? Kyle?? [pause] Kyle??
[Stan turns but Kyle isn�t there, see�s him talking to another woman. Wendy walks up behind Stan]
Wendy: Hi Stan.
Stan: Ohh, hi Wendy.
Wendy: Well! Aren�t you going to say anything about my new bathing suit?!?
Stan: Ohh it looks [glances around pool] great.
Wendy: I signed us up for scuba lessons and they start in 5 minutes. Let�s go.
Stan: But Wendy, can�t we stay [glances around pool] for a while?
Wendy: [looks pissed] Stan, you can leave me for these whores but if you do DON�T COME CRAWLING BACK! [Storms off]
[Stan walks over to another pretty woman in a bikini]
Stan: Can I uhh�
Woman: Rub suntan lotion on my back? Sure!
Stan: sweet!
[Time passes, all the boys are with native Bahaman women. It comes time for lunch, all are in hotel cafeteria]
Cartman: Guys, this babe is so into me. He name is Cindy.
Kyle: Yeah, this babe is really into me to, her name is Beth.
Stan: Well I have this babe is REALLY into me and her name�s Kate.
Wendy: STAN! You went off with some girl while I went to scuba lessons ALONE?!?
Stan: Well, you said [interrupted]
Wendy: Don�t you think it�s dumb that all these girls like second grade boys?? I mean Miss. Ellen never liked you guys!!
Cartman: Ohh Wendy, your SO jealous�just go away and let me eat my cheesy poofs in peace.
[Wendy walks away, sits down next to the table where all their boys girlfriends are]
Cindy: Yeah, I have mine so in love. The gods should be happy with such a plump sacrifice!
Wendy: Ohh no!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!