It's high time Trey and Matt made fun of this fucker. We're a third of the way through the NCAA season and he's already ruined college hoops for me. So here's an idea. Put him in an episode, blind him in the other eye, then have Sparky the gay seeing eye dog lead him right into oncoming fucking traffic. Goddamn Dicky V.
TAO
You would have every UNC at Chapel Hill fan on your side for the Vitale Episode - we hate his guts. Diaper Dandy this Dick! Oh yeah (to stray from South Park for a moment) Tarheels are #1!!!
AM,
Let's put your #1 Tar Holes into perspective. Last night, they barely beat 5 white guys on their home floor who shot 4 for 26 from three point range. Oh yeah. That's a championship team for ya. Enjoy the ranking while it lasts. I give it a week.
TAO
[email] (Tyrone Ahmed O'Changsteinsky) decided he would let his basketball knowledge be known by posting:
Hmmm, smells like a Duke fan! Princeton is a very good team that makes everyone who plays them play THEIR brand of slow down ball. Granted that no one will go undefeated this season in the NCAA (yes the Tarheels will lose - to who? I have no clue), but the Tarheels do rule the roost right now. Oh, and if you are a Duke fan - you lost to Michigan - who got beat by Bradley and Western Michigan - and your freshman are o-ver-ra-ted!
Can we get back to the South Park Cows now, please?
Dick Vitale's blind in one eye? Oh man, I didn't know that..that would certainly explain a lot wouldn't it? My dad watches basketball and every time I come home from college, I have to hear that idiot. I can stand wrestling announcers more than Dick Vitale.
I can see it now: Dicky V is caught in a stampede of the SP cows.
"Time out baby!" "Moo! Moo! Moo!" "ARRRGGGH!" "Oh my god, they killed Dicky. THANK YOU LORD!"
Hail Brak,
Mike