South Park Movie SUCKED !

Jul 4, 199924 posts by 19 postersalt.tv.southpark
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We saw 2 movies today---'Big Daddy' (with Adam Sandler) & 'South Park'. Out of the 2, we wanted to see SP the most so we went to see that first. Have to say, it could have been so much better. There were some good things in it that were funny & hilarious---but unless you like seeing a bunch of scenes with a gay Sadamme Hussain wanting to have sex with the devil in bed..... I mean we were sitting there like---who in the hell wants to see this crap? A few people in the theater walked out. Where was Mr Hankey---the real South Park crap? That is who we want to see. Well, we only got a short glance of him in the end for a split second. The 4 boys were great as always---especially Cartman. And for once we get to see them walk with legs that move---along with getting to see Cartman with hair on his head a few times---and best of all---seeing Kenny revealing his face behind that hat of his. But the Sadamme gay scenes with Satan practically ruined the whole movie. It turned the movie into a piece of garbage. The TV series is WAY WAY better. If you are a fan of South Park though---I recommend you to see the movie---simply because of the extra things shown that you do not get to see in the TV series.

Afterward, we went & saw the Adam Sandler movie---& that well made up for our South Park loss.

How could they even think of making a South Park movie with no Mr. Hankey is beyond me. The SP Movie should have been a WAY better movie than the crap they produced.

Oh yea, besides no Mr Hankey---another downfall of the movie was hardly no Chef. Come on dudes. He's one of the best things about SP. Also no bus driver. She could have at least kicked ass once. Less Sadamme & more SP characters---& this movie would have really been good.

True, more of Chef would be good, but honestly how would the bus driver fit into this story? How would Mr. Hankey fit into it either? Mr. Hankey is my fav., but still... Don't care what anyone said the whole Sadamn-Satan thing was hilarious, that's what seperates it from the show, they can actually pull that stuff.

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I thought with all the singing Chef would have been more in mind by the creators. Chef sang all the time. I thought the singing was great(except the satan song) but, well Jesus wasn't in it either.The satan and Sadamm thing was great too because like, we all hate him so much. For the pussy he is, it is an honor to see him discraced like that. How old were you guys that didn't like it and actually paid to see an Adam Sandler movie?

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I don't think they showed the mayor either.

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RTJoby wrote...

There has never been an episode of SP in which all of the recurring characters appeared. This is with good reason. The characters are only used when the story calls for them. Same thing with the movie, which, in a way, was like an extended episode of the series. I don't think the movie would have been as good if all the recurring characters from the series were shoehorned into it. The only characters that were used in the film were the ones that played a part in the film's plot, and that's exactly the way the movie should have been.

good.

I am of the opinion that Matt and Trey decided to put out a movie without having to rely on the 2 characters that most people that are general fans know ie. Chef and Mr. Hankey ( considering that Chef Aid is the name of the CD they released and, if I am not mistaken, the Christmas Episode with Mr. Hankey had the highest TV rating ).. and they did a damn good job of it.

Or I could just be full of shit..

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Then again, maybe not. So, put Chef and Mr Hankey in, and who would have to be ditched instead? Perhaps Chef should have led that la Resistance raid on Al's USO show? Sacre bleu! From what I've heard, le Mole is the sort of kid I could just love to bits.

Roll on July 23.

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<< They're saving Mister Hankey and the bus driver for the sequel, to reach into your pockets and suck another 7-8 bucks out of your asses. >>

Nahhh----we go to the matinees---so it's only 4 bucks they pull out of our asses.

And I've been using a wallet all this time!??!!? Keeping money in your ass...hmmm.....sounds uh....like something Saddam Hussein would do.

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Forgot to mention the songs in the movie were really good too. Of course the best was Cartman's "Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch" Loved it.

My mom always got aggrivated by that... "They don't WALK for godsakes!" LOL!

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Damn it, all of you missed the entire fucking point of the movie. They weren't planning this movie going "Well, we have to have Chef sing a song because it will make people happy." Instead, they were trying to make a FUCKING POINT with it. You just don't get it, do you?? �����������~��~����������������������~~ LeEsPaM � Some Guy

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jesus christ...you know what the show is like, since youve seen it on tv. youve seen previews. saddam and satan was the funniest shit in the whole movie. and it was funny. the movie itself was a jab at censorship. if the parents want their kids to see it, then they will, even if its rated r. and the scene with the talking clitoris was somehow acceptable to you, but the scene with two gay dudes wasnt? (btw, that talkin clit cracked me up)

Why the hell is everyone so upset that Mr. Hankey wasnt in the movie. For a character who was only in 2 episodes, I personally feel the whole Hankey thing is overdone, especially with all the damn merchandise. I'm happy he wasnt in the movie. True, Chef should have had a bigger role but, then again, so should Garrison. And where were Barbrady and the Mayor?

Barbrady was in the opening scene beating the crap outta someone with his nightstick, and he was in the end scene where they had just about every character show up.

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Eric PerlinRTJobyalt.tv.southpark

RTJoby wrote...

If you like Mr. Hankey so much, why not go to the theater's restroom, take a dump, scoop it out of the toilet with an empty popcorn bag, and bring the turd into the theater with you? You could then see and smell your very own real-life Mr. Hankey! That would make the South Park movie extra fun for the entire audience!

Hidey-ho!

I dont know who the hell you think you are, but that movie is the fucking bomb. And just to let you know, in the tv series, they only have shown mr. hankey twice, so why the fuck should he have been in the movie. all he is, is a talking piece of shit anyways. If they needed to show him in it for you to enjoy it, you must not be a true fan, because anyone who is, knows that all the characters count, and just one doesnt make a movie. besides if they need him in it then all the one or 2 time airing characters would need to be as well. so either shut the hell up about it or forget you ever saw it... period! Respect my authorita~ Cartman

Who gives a fuck about mr. hankey anyway, he's shit for christ sakes. He isnt funny either :P

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Oh, I see. You're a homophobe!

And a 'tard, too.

mobiousBen Rainesalt.tv.southpark

Agreed

Its a funny film! don't take it too seriously!

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