This is actually a slightly modified version of one someone else posted.
*FLAME FORM* *FLAME FORM* *FLAME FORM* *FLAME FORM*
Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] Gay [ ] Republican [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Lesbian [ ] Democrat [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Pre-teen [ ] Kenny Killer [ ] Iraqui [ ] Fed [ ] Smartass [ ] Freak [ ] Web TVer [ ] Conservative [ ] Hippie [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Fatass [ ] All of the above
You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted your article using some Microsoft's crappy & buggy program. [ ] You just drop your post and ask to send all the replies to your mailbox. [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] All you ever do is insult people [ ] You accuse others of doing the same thing you do [ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework [ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework for free [ ] You don't want to learn to fish, just want a fish [ ] You want it, whatever you wanted, ASAP (of course) [ ] You are too stupid to do a web search [ ] You tried to run an .asm file [ ] You want to know how to compile an .asm file [ ] You pretended to be a guru and, obviously, you aren't [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous [ ] You flamed a poor guy in distress trying to find some help [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You post the stupidest article of the week [ ] You suck [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You said 'Hella' too much [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a porn site ad [ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was legal [ ] I think you might be a fed [ ] You are in favor of college speech codes [ ] You spam [ ] You are wasting bandwidth without any useful purpose [ ] You are were posting binaries to text groups [ ] You are posting text in a binary group [ ] YOU POSTED ALL YOUR ARTICLE IN CAPITALS [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL [ ] Your vocabulary is composed of words that 6th graders got from their older brothers and sisters [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Pack your computer and send it to me [ ] Be re-integrated into the wild
In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Get a life [ ] Go screw yourself [ ] Don't do it ever again please [ ] Do it again and I'll axe you to death [ ] Never post again [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc... [ ] Take your crap somewhere else [ ] All of the above END FLAME
Enjoy!