Thanks to Mr. Hat's Hell Hole, the creator of this list:
101 Easy Ways to Kill Kenny
1. Douse him with kerosene & light him on fire 2. Drop him off of a cliff 3. Impale him on a forklift 4. Blow his head off with a shotgun 5. Run him over with a steam roller 6. Put him in an oil drum full of cement 7. Drop a wrecking ball on him 8. Tear his still beating heart out with a fork 9. Jab a lollypop through his head 10. Shoot an arrow through his heart 11. Drop a lava ball on him 12. Drop a cow onto him 13. Operate a jackhammer on his head 14. Slit his throat with a dull spoon 15. Use him as a javelin target 16. Feed him to the cockroaches 17. put him in the microwave 18. Slip cyanide into his choclate milk 19. Pull his hood so tight that he suffocates 20. Crazy glue his mouth and nose shut 21. Use the "force" on him 22. Put a syringe full of heroin through his heart 23. Seal him inside a bag of Cheezy Poofs 24. Tie him to a rock and shoot him into space 25. Feed him to your helpful pet alligator 26. Drop him into a meat grinder 27. Throw him into a pool of pirahnas 28. Have Cartman sit on him 29. Strangle him with the toaster cord 30. Make him listen to the Emergency Broadcast System 31. Shoot him off of a catapult 32. Turn him into a new pizza topping - Kenneroni 33. Pour nails down his throat 34. Cover him in liquid gold, and let him dry - Kenny Paperweight 35. Beat his head in with a spatula 36. Send him to the Doctor's office - Dr. Kevorkian 37. Have Scuttlebutt weave him into a wicker basket 38. 3 words - Hannibal the Cannibal 39. Bitch slap his head off 40. Put a bead of nails where his mattress should be 41. Bury him in the sand at the beach 42. Cover him in water and leave him outside at night - Kenny Flavored IceCubes 43. Feed him sticks of dynamite 44. Use him as sharkbait 45. Put him through a jet propellor 46. Knock his head off with a golf club 47. Suffocate him with an empty bag of Snacky Cakes 48. Beat him with a meat tenderizer 49. Stap him through the throat with a pencil 50. Staple his head to the wall 51. Have Kyle jam his dreidle into his head 52. Stab him with a rusty knifr 53. Push him into a giant blender adn put it on high 54. Lock him in a cage with rabid lions 55. Dip him into a pool of acid 56. Stick his toung in a socket 57. Send him a mail bomb 58. Put a bomb on his bike so he has to stay above 20mph 59. Drown him in a pool of Lime Jello 60. Tie ballons to him and let him fly up into the sun 61. Beat him with a Blunt Stick 62. Scoop his eyes out with a spork 63. On a class trip to the state prison the boys wander off.. Kenny get tired and sits in the electric chair and Cartman accidently pulls the lever 64. Shoot a sleeping dart at him while he is at his telescope looking at the stars, and the sun will burn a hole in him with the telescope 65. Accuse him as a witch and hang him 66. Slit his wrists with a piece of glass 67. Run him over with a snow blower 68. Put his head in a vice and crush his scull 69. Put cyanide in his cheezy-poofs 70. Put a razor blade in his snackey cakes 71. Replace his toy gun with a real gun and have him shoot himself 72. Pelt him with large stones 73. Lock him in a room without food and let him die of starvation 74. Run him over with a lawn mower 75. Have Shelly beat the crap out of him 76. Bring him ice fishing, push him into the hole, and seal it back up 77. Stick his fingers in a pencil sharpner 78. Have him walk through a rifle range 79. Have him lean up against a bullseye at an archery camp 80. Replace his parachute with a backpack full of rocks 81. Cut his bungee cord 82. Dress him up as scuzzlebut and have him run through Jimbo's Gun Shop 83. Throw him through a plate glass window 84. Put his head into a paper shreader 85. Have his rollercoaster get stuck upside down and he will fall out of the car 86. Put him on the Ferris Wheel and watch him go flying into the air 87. Throw him in the dryer on spin cycle 88. Put him into a cylinder of liquid nitrogen 89. Pump dish detergent into his veins 90. Lead him into a giant mousetrap 91. Stick his head into the garbage disposal 92. Make him walk the plank 93. Choke him with an empty pillowcase 94. Drown him in a giant Slurpee 95. Have him abducted by aliens 96. Force him to watch re-runs of Full house 97. Bring him to Death Valley (make sure he keeps on his coat) 99. Bring him to a magic show and *REALLY* saw him in half 100. Put cement shoes on him and throw him into a lake 101. Have him do it with Chef and get AIDS --- See ya, Richard Hunt
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.