South Park
Chef's Lyrics
By Kenny ([email])
Version 1.4Notes: (?) means that I have an idea, but I'm not 100% sure if the words (?????) Means that I have no idea <Words in here> mean that he's singing it in a different voice
Name {Words Shows who is singing here}
(Words in here) Mean that it is spoken
Episode 101:Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Song:I'm Gonna Make Love to You
I'm gonna make love to you woman I'm gonna lay you down by the fire And caress your womanly body Make you moan and perspire (Kyle:Uh Chef) Gonna get those juices flowing (Kyle:Chef) We're making love baby (Kyle:CHEF) Love baby Love love love love love baaaaby (Kyle:CHEEEEEEEEEEEF) Love--
Episode 102:Weight Gain 4000 Song:Oh Kathy Lee
Oh Kathy Lee How I'd love to lay you down And lick every inch of your body with my tounge (Mayor:What?) Kathy Lee You're my sexual fantasy (Mayor:What?) How about you and me (Mayor:Thank you Chef for that heartwarming song) Get it together and Make sweet love (Mayor:THANK YOU CHEF) (Chef:Oh) (Chef:We love you Kathy Lee)
Episode 103:Volcano Song:Hot Lava
Mmmm Baby Everytime that we kiss Hot Lava Everytime we make love That's lava Hot Lava Lava so hot it makes me sweat Lava so warm and red and wet Lava Hbbbbb
Episode 104:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Song:Love the Football
(Chef:You've got to hold your football like you you would hold your lover) (Chef:Gently, get firm with it) (Chef:You want to be both nurturing and clean at the same time) (Chef:Oh yeah) It's like making sweet love to the football Be naughty with the football Mmmm (Pip:Uhh Chef..) Spank it Ever so gently (Kyle:Cheeef..) Spank it (Kyle:CHEF!) (Chef:Oh uhhh.. sorry children)
Episode 105:An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Song:Love Gravy
Chef {Tonight is right for love You know I want to touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is right for love Love gravy A special love so sweet You know I want to keep you burning like a dog in heat Tonight is right for love Love gravy} (Chef:Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Elton John)
Elton John {Oooh tonight Oh it's right Oooh tonight is right for love A love a gravy}
(Kids clap)
Chef {Tonight is right for love Love gravy}
Episode 107:Pink Eye Song:Make Love
(Stan:CHEEEEF) I'm gonna make love Even when I'm dead My body might get cold But it's always hot in my bed Make love Don't be afraid Just because my heart ain't beating It don't mean you won't get laid Yeeeehoo (Stan:Let's get out of here) (Chef:AAAAAHHHH)
Episode 108:Damien Song:We're all special
We're all special in our own way Everybody's different But that's okay Cause even though we might have Different color skin Different points of view Be tall or thin It doesn't mean I can't lay you down woman And touch your silky skin Put my love deep inside you where no man has ever been Rub your legs Caress your thighs And uh- (Chef:What were we talking about again)
Episode 110:Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo Song:Chr-- uh.. Holiday Lovin'
I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log I'm gonna love you right Hey baby I'm gonna deck your halls And silent your night You'll hear the herald angel sing When I'm sliding off your bra I just can't wait to jingle your bells And fa la la your la Christmas (?) You got me (?????) We're making love
Episode 111:Tom's Rhinoplasty Song:No Substitute for You
Nobody could take your place No lady can match your face Cause You got it going On and away so clear I just wanna buy you a beer (Chef:Maybe tonight at 7:30 I could come by and ah,) Pick you up in my Car <No substitute> No substitute for you <No substitute> No baby there's <No substitute> for you girl <No substitute> For you now You know that it's true <No substitute> There's just no substitute for you
Episode 113:Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Song:When a Man Loves a Woman
When a man loves a woman And a woman loves a man (Chef:Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman, but he acts like he does in order to get some action heh heh) The magic starts to happen And the two take off their clothes (Chef:That's right) They caress each and touch other Until a part of the man grows They roll around and then things start to get hot And the man says I love you and the woman says (<Chef:Oh Chef, I gotta go to the bathroom>) So you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait And you wait and you wait and you wait You wait and you cooling down and she's still going to the bathroom Finally she comes back and she says (Chef:Baby I'm having a hot time) (?) Then you gotta jug her butt And pump her full of - (Cartman:WHAT!? WHO THE HELL DID THAT TO MY MOM AT THE DRUNKEN BARN DANCE!?)
Updates
Version 1.4 6/2/98 (9:20 PM) Fixes to Episode 105 and 110 Fixes to Episode 107 and 113 Fixed "Epidode 105" Added the song from Episode 104
Version 1.2 5/31/98 (11:59 PM) Added The song from Episode 113 Fixed the epidode number on "An Elephant makes Love to a Pig" (From 106 to 105)
Version 1.0 5/31/98 (9:11 PM) Initial release
Thanks
Ernie Morganstern ([email]) Fixes to Episode 105 and 110 in Version 1.4