Semi-Ultimate South Park Tape -- Please Read!!

Jan 5, 19983 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.southpark
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This is an offer to those South Park fans who would just like a copy of everything South Park, and don't want to deal with some scam artist or anything like that. I am not a professional video editor by any stretch of the imagination, but I have compiled the following on a single VHS tape. Everythning was recorded/copied at EP speed, because i did not create it for professional use, just my own personal amusement. Regardless of this, the video quality is good. The tape includes:

-Cartman Gets an Anal Probe (Original and Aired Versions) -Weight Gain 4000 -The Volcano -Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride -An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig -Death -Pink Eye (Halloween Special) -Starvin Marvin (Thanksgiving Special) -The Spirit of Christmas (Christmas Special 1997)

-Jesus Versus Frosty -The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus Versus Santa Claus) -Jimbo and Ned Music Video -Cartman Music Video -Jay Leno Skit -Cable Ace Awards Presentation

I believe that's it, but I might have forgotten something. None of the episodes have commercials (except for the Magik the Gathering Comedy Central Commercial). Nobody has to respond to this, and I will be all the same, but I know that I love this tape, and would sooner die than give it up. As a service to the South Park Community, I offer a proposition to anyone interested in a copy of this video. I have seen people asking $15 and $20 for a similar video (maybe of supposed better quality, but who's to tell), so here is what I am offering. As long as people are interested, I will copy the tape for anyone who sends me: a) a blank tape, return postage, and $5 (just to cover the 4 hours it take to copy the tape, certainly reasonable), b) a blank tape and $10 (to cover return postage and copy time), or c) $15 (to cover a blank tape, return postage, and copy time).

Remember, I am not selling South Park, I am offering my copying services for a minimal fee. If anyone is interested, please feel free to email me at [email] and I will try to get back to you within a day.

Your South Park Patron, Eric

On 5 Jan 1998 05:14:16 GMT, [email] (Beeffalo78) wrote:

<reasonable offer snipped>

Sounds like a great offer, but that last part was so good, I just had to throw in a snide comment about it:

Isn't that kind of like, I'm not assaulting you, I'm just giving away my kicking, beating, and bitch-slapping services for free...

-Jason

If replying via email, do yourself a big favor and remove the exclamation point from my address.

Unfortunately your $5 fee for your time constitutes making a profit from this, (copyright fraud) and I can't believe you were crazy enough to post with your address and everything on USENET!

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