Rights For Kenny Group

Yo all! New here but still have strong opinions.  I've heard lots of rumours
about what Kenny says. Everyone says hes a pervert and that whenever he talks
its something sick...well I'm here to defend everyones favorite parka-clad poor
boy.  I'm setting up my don't kill Kenny page and (its not the address on my
sig, thats a page for a game I play) it will have all the TRUE accounts of
Kenny.  For instance, after slowly playing the theme song, I discovered it was
not all the sick theories  but hes actually saying "My names Kenny please don't
kill me" twice.  Of course there will be disagreements, but sick minds make up
sick things.....bye peeps, expect to hear a lot from me....SnowCalico of DKK
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I agree Kenny SHALL LIVE

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You've got a lot to learn about marketing. I think instead of saying "I discovered it was not all the sick theories..." & then told them what you think he says, you should have said ..."it's much sicker, perverted & blasphemous than you could ever imagine..." then don't say anything more. That counter would be incrementing like crazy. Just my opinion, no charge.

"...enjoy the Internet while it lasts.. ...it's only a fad" - Flauntleroy

Kenny is a pervert...=o) But he is GREAT!!!!!

No way is Kenny a pervert! Has anyone any proof on this???  I'm the leader of
the Don't Kill Kenny group and the single reason I decided my views was that he
was so cool, he did'nt have to be crude to be funny....do you all laugh because
of the things you say he said, or the fact he mumbled them?  This reminds me of
the "Paul id Dead" rumours of the late 60's, every one swears if you play
certain songs backwards you'll here "Paul is a dead man" or "Turn me on dead
man", but I heard it backwards and it sounded like
JHligejkgfukyfgqfguyftguyftuit.....
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the only proof i can offer is in 'an elephant makes love to a pig' when kyle tell his stan: 'the next time she's gonna kick your ass just tell her, shelly, you're my sister, and i love you' kenny mumbles and stan says 'sick dude, she's my sister'. it might not have been perverted, but it had that...innuendo...however, one sick phrase doesn't make someone a pervert

On 10 Feb 1998 20:49:51 GMT, [email] (SnowCalico) wrote:

If you actually listen closely, he actually does say fucking sick things. And even if he doesn't actually say them, what he does say is designed specifically to sound like something horribly perverse.

Nope, I heard the "I like girls with....." line instead. Or could that be because that's what I was listening for?

J.F.

Most likely that's what you were listening for. Subliminal Suggestion can be a powerful thing. I've heard 3 versions of what Kenny says and they all sound right, if that's what you're listening for.

"My name's Kenny, please don't kill me! My name's Kenny, please don't kill me!" "Our small town is better damnit! Right down to the little granite!" "I like girls with big fat titties! I like girls with nice vaginas!"

I taped the first half-dozen episodes, watching each about 20 times. I came to the conclusion that what he's saying is "My name's Kenny please don't kill me" twice, without looking for the Newsgroup.

Once I heard the other theories, I simply said, "that's not right". In other words, I had nothing to subliminalize when I started watching the show. Therefore I am right, and anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.

Scott "Omnipotent" Newman Vancouver, BC

What about when Stan (I think) said he was going over to Wendy's house. Kenny mumbled something and Stan said "I didn't know she had a cat." I think it is assumed that Kenny said something like "maybe she'll show you her pussy."