Are you prepared to enter the realms of South Park: The Dark Side? This site is the only site of it's kind known to the internet. It contains all those questions that need answering. The site has only been up about a week so give me time to put up more Conspiracy Theories.
www.vision.net.au/~marcusd/sp_conspiracy.htm
Note: It is HTM not HTML.
After you visit it, tell everyone about it. If you have any ideas, suggestions or contributions my e-mail address is on the site.