Kyles dad is circumcised (Ike's Wee-Wee) - how the fuck can he jack off (before Stans dad in the hot tub outside) ?
308 Melvins jack off question
Aug 3, 199950 posts by 24 postersalt.tv.southpark
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In article , [email] says...
Probably by making a fist around his penis with one of his hands, and, well, jacking off. Circumcision is not the same as castration (otherwise there really wouldn't be many Jews left). :)
well,
yes, I know that, I just wondered how Jews jack off :))
: :
: As I already said, look above.
and,
there
This just begs one question;
Why?
You don't lose anything when you're circumcised. You jack off just like anyone else. Idiot. �����������~��~����������������������~~ LeEsPaM � Some Guy
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On 03 Aug 1999 21:14:48 GMT, [email] (Keyser Soze) wrote:
Well, you lose your foreskin. (That's something I promised myself I'd never say on usenet...)
Lisa.
Well, you *do* lose something.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Well, some men would disagree with you and say you certainly DO lose something in the circumcision!
Joachim Crombez wrote in message ...
DUDE!!! That is not fuckin' funny!!! What the fuck is wrong with you!!!!
(snip)
I thought they didn't because it's proscribed, spilling one's seed on the ground and all.
Bill Lynch
In article , [email] says...
Umm, isn't that Catholics? Does everyone need to start singing "Every Sperm Is Sacred" again?
(snip)
No, great production number, though. Suggest you look up "Onan" in the Old Testament.
Bill Lynch <g>
Hell no, Jews can spill seed with impunity.
It's the Catholics to whom onanism is a no-no.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Call it no-nonanism. :)
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Wasn't that a Broadway musical a few years ago>
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HA!!!!
Bill, you're one of the reasons I stick around here.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Why, thanks, Dave.
Bill Lynch <vbg>
No. For Catholics, it is masturbation that is a no-no. For Jews, it is onanism. But how many Jewish men today marry their brother's widow and sire children in his brother's name? How many Jewish men are in this arrangment? A person in this arrangement who spills his seed commits onanism, for refusing to sire children in his brother's name.
FWIW, Webster's has "onanism" as 1. coitus interruptus, and 2. masturbation. Live & learn. While we're at it, "Live long and prosper".
Bill Lynch
In article , [email] says...
onanism.
in
"Be fruitful and multiply."
I'm sure the folks at Websters are biblical scholars, but the original meaning of onanism is as I stated. Since a very few men now marry their brothers' widows, onanism has expanded to include coitus interruptus and masturbation. But strictly speaking, they are not synonymous.
- Bgsn007
"Last night, I stayed up late to masturbate..." - A Dr. Demento classic
In article , "Righter" wrote:
Um... excuse me... yes it is.
Are you suggesting he can't jack off because he has no penis?
Do you even KNOW what circumcision is??
Isn't that when you navigate around the entire Earth along the equator? . . "If you wish to be on the Bobby Heenan Show, or know anyone who DESERVES to be, please write to The Bobby Heenan Show...."
That's circumnavigate....... Both are quite pointless and ruin your future....
The Pacifist
ENovak7924 wrote in message ...
be,
The Pacifist wrote in message news:7o7bg7$mg3$[email]...
How does curcumcision ruin your future?
Maybe some people look forward to urinary infections?
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Michael Pitts wrote in message news:4NOp3.2367$[email]...
future....
How does it ruin sex - consider this: Say you always wear shoes and have very ticklish feet - the slightest touch tickles them. Then, one day, you decide to stop wearing shoes and go everywhere barefoot. Initially, it hurts, because your feet aren't used to the roughness of the outside world. But, eventually, your feet toughen up and you can walk around, no problem. Then, you find out, your feet have toughened up so much, that they aren't very ticklish anymore.
This is basically what circumcision does. The foreskin is the protective sheath for the head of the penis. Cut it off, and the head no longer has its protection and it toughens up and it no longer is as sensitive as it was before. A man who was circumcised as an adult when asked to describe how sex changed said "Before circumcision, sex was like something on a big movie screen in Technicolor with surround sound. Now, after circumsion, its like something on a small B&W TV with AM sound."
Cute analogy, but incorrect.
Um, it's not like we're tanning leather here.
Purely anecdotal.
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decide to
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Ok, so answer this: What if I never wore shoes in the first place? What difference would I ever know?
Michael Pitts wrote: <some snippage for brevity>
If being uncircumcised makes it feel any better than it does now, I couldn't stand it! Marvin
(snip)
You just *think* you couldn't <g>
Bill Lynch
You guys suck and make this newsgroup suck. Any people that argue back and forth about circumcision and reply with ONE LINERS! shouldn't be posting here!!!!!
Sigh.
Welcome to Usenet.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.AdidasBas3 wrote:
So, leave if you don't like it! Why are you reading them if they upset you so much? Marvin
I asked the original poster:
[email] (ENovak7924) responded:
No no no.......that's circumtravelgate.
Lay off the cough syrup, dude, seriously, I'm worried aboot you, eh?
I can't believe you don't know the answer. Don't you know any guys??
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ROFLMFAO
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I don't get the question. Do you think you can't jerk off if you are circumcised
have any of you ever heard of smegma? its that weird cheesy stuff that some people get on their penis (not that i speak from experience). so think of it this way: yes, sex may feel better with a foreskin. but for all the times you have sex, there are more times that you have to clean your dink really really well to prevent those little things from showing up. then again, my circumsized penis works quite well, so why do i really care? (yeah, too much information, blah blah)
On Tue, 3 Aug 1999 08:25:15 +0200, "Joachim Crombez" wrote:
...Nono, the real question is this: If a jewish girl gives a gentile boy a blowjob and swallows, does that violate kosher?
OM
In article , [email] says...
Only during Passover.
(snip)
Does this have anything to do with leavening?
Bill Lynch <g>
In article , [email] says...
I don't know, but I do know that you shouldn't eat out a girl with a yeast infection during Passover. :)
(snip)
Forget the "passover" part, blech.
Bill Lynch
In article , [email] says...
OK, you forget about the Passover part - I'll forget about the "eating out a girl with a yeast infection" part. :)
(snip)
Dom't know about kosher, but I call her "Darling"
Bill Lynch <G>
In article , "Joachim Crombez" writes:
Huh? Most guys in the 'states are circumsized and wank.