(fanfic) Kenny loves Wendy pt.1

I know I'm retired, but I had to do this! ------------------------------------------------------------------- {Bus stop} (The kids are standing there when Wendy comes) Wendy: Hi, Stan. (Stan pukes as usual) Wendy: Eeeew. Hi, Kyle. Kyle: Hey. Wendy: Hi, Cartman. Cartman: GO HOME YOU TREE-HUGGING HIPPIE! Wendy: Whatever. Hey, Kenny. (Through his hood, don't ask me how, Kenny pukes) Wendy: Eeeeeeew! Stan: Hey, Kenny? How come you puked? Kenny: Mmmmmmmmm, Mfh mpffh. (Uhhhhhhhhhh, I'm sick) Kyle: Then how come your going to school? Cartman: Cause the only doctor his dad can afford is the school nurse! Ha ha! (Kenny punches Cartman) {School} Mr. Garrison: Today class we are going to talk about Thomas Edison. Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb. That's all. Any questions? (Wendy raises her hand) Mr. Garrison: Yes, Wendy? Wendy: I think your wrong. He also invented film. Mr. Garrison: No, you're confusing him with Steven Spielberg. Wendy: Anyway, may I go to the bathroom? Mr. Garrison: CAN I go to the bathroom! Wendy: But may is the correct word! Mr. Garrison: Just go, Wendy! (Wendy walks out and just them, Kenny falls over. Silence, then Stan sees him) Stan: Uh, am I supposed to say something? Mr. Garrison: Oh dear. Another kid dead! (Mr. Garrison throws Kenny out the door. He goes back to his desk and makes a check mark on a paper) Mr. Garrison: That's the 19th kid this year! {Stall} (Wendy's sitting there on the toilet and she hears something) Wendy: Anyone there? (Suddenly shes sees an eye staring through the stall door) Wendy: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Pervet! Pervert! (The figure who was staring at her runs out of the bathroom) {Outside the school} (Everyone's outside when Barbrady pulls up and runs out of the car) Barbrady: WHat's the emergency?! Did a kid shoot someone? Did a kid get poisoned of Chef's cooking? Chef: Fudge you! Mr. Garrison: No. Someone was staring at Wendy on the toilet. (Silence) Barbrady: I left a donut party just because a pervert looked at a girl on the toilet? Chef: But Barbrady. This is sexual harrasment! It's a very serious situation! Barbrady: Fine! So Wendy, do you remember anything about the pervert? Wendy: Not much, only that he was wearing orange. (Kenny walks out) Kenny: Mph mfffh. Mfh mfph! (Hey guys. I'm back) Wendy: Kenny! Kenny: Mfmph! (Uh oh!) Barbrady: I have no choice! (Barbrady pulls out a gun and points it at Kenny) Chef: But you're a cop! You're supposed to arrest him! Barbrady: I can't read! (Barbrady sneezes and accidently blows Mr. Twig's head off) Mr. Garrison: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Kyle: Finally! Chef: How'd that happen? Barbrady: I'm allergic to lead. Cartman: THEN WHY THE <BLEEP> DO YOU WORK AS A COP THAT USES A GUN?!! Barbrady: Cause it's my job! Mr. Garrison: Kenny, why did you look at Wendy? Kenny: Mppffph..(Because) (Long pause) Mph mpfh mph. (I love her) (Stan gets an angry look on his face) Cartman: Easy, Stan. Lay off the paint chips and you'll feel... (Stan punches Cartman) Cartman: Ow! Mr. Garrison: Oh well. Kenny. I'm afraid you'll have to stay for detention. Kenny: Mpfh! (Darn!) {Class} (Mr. Garrison is sitting there while Kenny is sitting at his seat drawing a picture) Mr. Garrison: You can go now, Kenny. (Kenny sighs and starts to leave) Mr. Garrison: But first let me see your nice picture. Kenny: Mmmmm, mph mpfpfh. (Mmmmm, no thanks) Mr. Garrison: Come on, be a good sport. (Mr. Garrison takes the picture and looks at it.It's a picture of Kenny and Wendy doing the wild thing) Mr. Garrison: Kenny! (Mr. Garrison tears the picture in half) Mr. Garrison: That is it, young man! You are expelled! You get out and never come back! Kenny: Mph mpfph mph mpfpfph mm mm mffh mpfpfh mpfpfh. (I never was signed up for this school anyway) (As Kenny leaves Mr. Garrison looks the Kenny half with love in his eyes. Unfortunately, Kenny's still looking through the door) Kenny: Hee hee hee! Mr. Garrison: OUT! ----------------------------------------------- Sorry, I have no time to finish this. Part 2 will probaly up tomorrow. See ya then! "He had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes" Donald Pleasance in "Halloween"

Whoa, dude, totally tripping. I can't wait for part II.

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Wow, you wrote Kenny pretty darn well. It just seems that that's what Kenny would do... You have done well enough to earn the rank of kemosabe. :)

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