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Mountain Town
Stan
There's a bunch of birds in the sky and some deers just went running by Oh the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown just a another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green under the 3 feet of snow I meen This is a day when its hard to wear a frown All the happy people stop to say hello (Get out of my way) Even though the temparatures low Its a perfect sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
Mrs Marsh
Well Goodmorning Stan
Stan
Mom could I have 8 dollars to see a movie
Mrs. Marsh
A movie? But I thought you were going iceskating
Stan
Yeah but this is going to be the best movie ever. Its a foriegn film from Canada
Mrs. Marsh
Well okay here you go, but be back for supper
Stan
Thanks mom!
Mrs. Marsh
Oh what a picture perfect child Just like Jesus he's tender and mild He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown What an angel with a heart so sweet and shore And a mind so open and pure Thank god we live in this quiet, redneck mountain town
Stan
Hi is your son home
Mrs. McCormick
I think so. HEYYYYYYYY (Ow) Kenny wake up!!!!!!!! Kenny dammit come on
Kenny
(Okay Mom)
Stan
Kenny, the Terrence and Phillip movie is out, you wanna come
Kenny
(Unknown)
Mrs. McCormick
Where do you think your going
Kenny
(To the Terrence and Phillip movie)
Mrs. McCormick
You can't, you have to go to church
Kenny
(But mom I wanna see the Terrence and Phillip movie)
Mrs. McCormick
Well fine, go ahead and miss church, and then when you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!
Kenny
Okay
Stan
You can see your breath hanging in the air You see homless people but you just don't care Its a sea of smiles which we'd be glad to drown in
Kenny
(Unknown)
Stan
Thats right Its sunday morning in this quiet little, redneck, whitebread, mountain town
Kyle
Okay Ike lets try this one more time
Ike
(Unknown)
Kyle
Ready Ike, kick the baby
Ike
Don't kick the baby
Kyle
Kick the baby
Stan
Kyle we're going to the Terrence and Phillip movie
Kyle
Oh my god dude!
Sheila
Kyle, whats going on
Kyle
Nothing, we're going skating now
Sheila
Oh, well take your little brother out with you
Kyle
Oh mom, he's not even my real brother. He's adopted
Sheila
DO AS I SAY KYLE!
Kyle
Okay, Okay, sorry
Sheila
Look at those frail and fragile boys It really gets me down The world is such a rotten place And city lifes a complete disgrace Thats why I moved to this redneck, meshuggena, quiet mountain town
(Doorbell)
Cartman
Mom, somebodys at the door. MOM SOMEBODYS AT THE DOOR I SAID
Mrs. Cartman
Coming hun
Cartman
AY, I can't see the TV
Reporter
It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussien was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him
Mrs. Cartman
Oh look Eric it's your little friends
Ike
(Unknown)
Cartman
What are you guys doing here... Sweet dude, YES, YES
All 4 Kids
Off to the movies we shall go Where we learn everything we need to know Cause the movies teach us what are parents don't have time to say And this movies ganna make our lives complete Cause Terrence and Phillip are sweet (Super Sweet) Thank god we live in this quiet little redneck poduck, white trash (Come On) U... S... A
Stan
Can I have 5 tickets to Terrence and Phillip Asses On Fire please
Worker
NO!
Uncle Fucker
Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker Your a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucker Your an uncle fucker yes its true nobody fucks uncles quiet like you!
Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker Your the one that fucked your Uncle, Uncle fucker You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long
(Fart solo)
(T and P laugh)
Scott
What's going on here
(More fart solo)
Uncle Fucker Uncle Fucker Uncle fucker Uncle fucker Uncle Fucker (So on in background)
Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker Your a Uncle fucking bastard Uncle fucker Your an uncle fucker I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday
(Laugh)
Uncle Fucker, thats you (Spells out unknown letter) Uncle Fuckerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Suck my balls
What Would Brian Boitano Do
Kyle
What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now
Stan
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd to
Kyle
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics skating for the gold He did 2 straight crows and a triple luge While wearing a blindfold
Cartman
When Brian Boitano was in the alps Fighting grizzley bears he used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair
All 4 boys
What would Brian Boitano do If he was here today I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two Thats what Brian Boitano'd do
Cartman
(Unknown first line) It has stented my vocabulary
Kyle
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone
Stan
For Wendy I'll be an activist to Cause thats what Brian Boitano'd do
All 4 Kids
And what Brian Boitano'd do He'd get all the kids in town And tell them to unite for truth That's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king And saved the human race again
Cartman
When Brian Boitano built the pyrimids And beat up Kubler Kahn
All 4 Boys
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody So lets all get together And try to stop our moms And we'll save Terrence and Phillip to Cause thats what Brian Boitano'd do And we'll save Terrence and Phillip to Cause thats what Brian Boitano'd do Cause thats what Brian Boitano'd dooooooooo
-Dan