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"Oh my god, they took South Park Elementary hostage!"

Part 1.

Mr.Garrisons room.

(Everybody is at their desks, except Kenny, Lenni is sitting beside Kenny's desk.) Mr.Garrison:Now, today is Gay Fruit Day, can anybody tell me what a gay fruit is? Cartman(Raises hand.):I know, I know!!! Mr.Garrison:Yes Eric? Cartman:Gay apples that you ram up your ass and tell Mr.Hat to fuck. (Class laughs.) Mr.Garrison:YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!LEAVE MR.HAT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Class laughs, even Pip.)

Kenny's house.

(Kenny's lying in bed, almost fully recovered from a cold.He looks well enough to go to school, but is faking it so he doesn't have to hear Garrison rant on and on.) Kenny(Looking at porn mag, surprised.):(I never knew THAT could be done with a slab of fruitcake.) (Kenny puts down the porn mag and turns on the T.V. he got from Lenni as a gift and looks for a channel with porn on it.) Kenny:(Damn, nothings on, oh wait, here's something...)

Outside school.

(A black van pulls up to the school, some guys with AK-47's pile out of the back and covertly run into the school, two guys guard the door, and two snipers take posisitions in play structures, another guy places Claymores[mines that blow up in one direction.] on the school's only gate, a few guys run by, and then the claymore guy sets a tripwire for each one, and then places mines around the playground.)

Like it?TELL ME!!!!!!!!!(Free cookies and milk to those who respond positively.)

Well, I suppose an 8 year old reading porn, is better than an 8 year old having sex with another 8 year old.

I've read some fanfics before, and some of them I admit are somewhat entertaining, but every one I see lately involves them having sex in one way or another (when it only comes up on the show every once in a while). But, when you consider the sexually charged hormones of this certain "author", I wouldn't doubt it =]

I can't wait until the next one! Oh wait...Sure I can.

-b

*waits for the flames*

Thanks, for once a GOOD review of a fanfic.Kenny's a pervert, thus explaining the porn mag.

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wrote in message news:8als20$71$[email]...

Oh you wanted a review? Why didn't you say so?

First off, the writing and ambiance were very elementary, sounds like it was written by a retarded three year old (sorry to all of you retarded three year olds out there).

Secondly, the style was flawed on several levels, not to mention the repeated attempts at watching 8 year old engage in sexual situations...perhaps we have an "in the closet" pedophile on our hands?

All in all, two thumbs down, not fit to be printed on toilet paper.

Brandon Keever wrote in message news:IFmz4.32136$[email]...

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I have seen quite a few South Park lemons (A.K.A. sex stories) in the past. I'm surprised that nobody has actually posted such fanfics to this newsgroup.

On 14 Mar 00 at 06:13, [email] wrote about the subject <Fanfic Preview.> :

Can you email these too me ;)

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On 15 Mar 00 at 02:06, [email] wrote about the subject <Re: Fanfic Preview.> :

I found them to be very funny, but have missed quite a few...

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