The new stupid SP pages

Oct 30, 19972 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.southpark
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"Anger, fear, aggression...the Dark Side of the Force are they..."

"Excitement! heh. Adventure! Hah. A Jedi craves not these things."

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

"Here you nothing that I say?"

Remember your namesake's own words, Yoda591. For once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will!

Eric Bycer, Jedi Knight Watch yourself. Us RASSMers are everywhere. You embarrass us, and we will find you and we will kill you.

On Fri, 31 Oct 1997 14:56:19 -0500, "E.W. Swan" offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Really?

<johnny> I did not know that. </johhny>

I was going on the line as recited by Kevin Smith, so I guess in the translation it got lost. I'll have to go check that....

Ia Shub-Internet, Black Goat of a Thousand Servers! Ask not what your Shub can do for you, Ask what you can do for your Shub.