Mary Kay Bergman

Hopefully she's enjoying Christmas Time in Hell...

well, im sure she is, since only mormons get into heaven

In a recent message, "Funk" said:

Hey Funk! Shut the fuck up man, That was really sick, Mary Kay was one of the most talented women out there and it was a real tragedy that she suffered from a mental illness that she had no control over and it got so out of control that she took a shot gun to her head. Not to sound like a total pussy there are times that I think about her and I start to totally tear up. I don't understand how her husband Dino Andrate didn't recognize any of the signs of her illness, Maybe if she had gotten some psychological care and medication Mary Kay would still be around to entertain the world.

The one thing I thank god for is that Mary Kay and Dino didn't have any children because I think it would be devastating to him if his kids were diagnosed with the same mental illness that could also cause a premature death for them.

"Dick Hertz The Messiah" wrote in message news:9244h5$6v6o$[email]...

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But dude, was she a Mormon?

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Too late. You're a fucking faggot dude.

Matt and Trey sent a lot of people to hell -- JFK and son, Ghandi, Gene Siskel, Princess Diana, and Michael Landon, as well as conventional "bad guys" like Hitler, Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, et al. (I'm probably missing some.) Oh, and of course, Kenny (probably a lot of times).

Anyway, life under Satan, Prince of Darkness (as depicted in South Park) doesn't sound too bad. He's, well, a nice guy.

Happy Holidays, Mary Kay (from a fellow depressive).

-elizabeth