A UK Apology!

Nov 23, 199825 posts by 16 posters
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Alexander Smales

After watching last nights southpark episode I have realised that the horrid UK tv kids program the teletubies must have been released in the US.

On behalf of the UK, we apologise for any suffering that american parents may have suffered while watch that demon spawned creation!

--Alexander email:= [email] and := [email] DEFINITION: Computer - a device designed to speed and automate errors.
CovenantAlexander Smales

Alexander Smales wrote in message ...

Wanna know the TRUTH behind the Teletubbies... Try this:

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/covenantspage/index.html

and check the bottom link! (It's easily identified!)

Enjoy ; ' )

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

annechCovenant

I hope that counts for Australia too.

Went there. GREAT..

In Australia we have a comedy show called Totally Full Frontal. They have a regular segment called "TeleStubbies"

The characters are called

Drinky Drinky Tipsy Lager Blah (I think)

They go around doing lots of wonderful (non children like) drunken activities.

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Covenantannech

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Hey! Thanks for the praise! Appreciate it! (C'mon guys.. Check it out!!) cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

On Mon, 23 Nov 1998 22:41:00 GMT, Alexander Smales wrote:

yeah.... what he said. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)

remember as you're walking down the road of life... hitchhike, its faster! (Bart Simpson)

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Don't worry about it. You obviously haven't seen Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

Alexander Smales writes

I *loved* that one. When the A-Team popped up, I just cracked up. It's just a shame we didn't hear any Mr. T speak.

No, never apologise to the Merkins, it'll expand some of their heads even more.

You obviously were not present at the Bournemouth Burger Party. Where we dressed up as Morris Men, gathered up all the food from the local McDonald's and hot-dog stands, and tipped all of it along with six hundred and sixty-six Barney dolls into the harbour crying "No cultural invasion with your pathetic creations!

Del
Kyle BroslofskiAlexander Smales

I doubt that we can ever forgive you guys for such an atrocity! ;P Unless, of course, you guys pay some sort of retribution...just address an envelope filled with moola out to moi! ;P

~Kyle Broslofski~

> -- > --Alexander email:= [email] > and := [email] >

Forgive us, or else we'll remind you who invented Barney the dinosaur...

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The message from James Webley contains these words:

Hey! have you seen the new "Cyber Barney" that you hook up to a PC and it talks/moves etc.?

I bet someone will release a Computer Virus that turns the Barney psycho and it swears or trys to kill you or something!

Thats an idea for the CIA methinks! (or a Wes Craven film)

--Alexander email:= [email] and := [email] DEFINITION: Computer - a device designed to speed and automate errors.

I must admit that it's a great idea... But I'm sure with the right utilities you could turn Barney even more evil than he already is...

Makes the Cyber Barney thing almost worthwhile...

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Kyle BroslofskiJames Webley

Oy! AARGH!!! Well, *WE* suffer from Barney, as well...it's not something evil the USA invented to send out to other countries (in hopes of driving the world mad, so we can step up and take over or anything! ;P), that we ourselves don't have to endure with much pain and suffering! ;P

~Kyle Broslofski~

Ah, but it's the same with the teletubbies for us. Every morning, between about 7 and 7:30 you have an episode, and all that's there is 5 minutes content, played again and again and again and again... I tell you, it's beginning to drive me mad... more so...

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I hate to admit it, but Telletubbies (or however the hell you spell it) is my Nephew's favorite TV show. I've been forced to watch it MANY times while babysitting him. All I have to say is WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE BUNNIES???? ARE THEY ON STEROIDS OR SOMETHING?????

Jeff

Jeff Plas writes this bit...

Could be! seeing as the first Tinky winky was discovered to be a druggie!!

new-SPANDEX chile "I live in fear!"

Yep I do believe they are. And the baby in the sun - is that weird or what???

In the UK you can buy thr Telletubbie's custard - yeah the red stuff they eat

gross!!!

new-SPANDEX chile wrote in message ...

while

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Well I do believe someone owes the United States of America an apology for the pain and suffering some of us have gone thru due to those horrid little creatures. Who the hell thru up such an awful, awful idea?

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CovenantBobTAT1714

BobTAT1714 wrote in message ...

I think there is something a lot more sinister is going on.....

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/covenantspage/index.html

check out the obvious link!!!

Scary stuff!!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

ChrisBobTAT1714

On Sun, 29 Nov 1998 00:16:10 -0500, "BobTAT1714" wrote:

only if someone from america apologises for the amount of crap TV they have ever produced. I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR SUNSET BEACH!!!!!!

In article , Chris wrote:

Never heard of Sunset Beach, but sorry anyway. Personally I think Barney (gag) and the Teletubbies (retch) are really adorable (hurl). OH MY GOD, THE BRAINWASHING IS REAL!!! (I think I'll go spend several thousand bucks on all the related products now ... someone please pull the trigger) ;)

-Dain "I love you, you love me ... oh just shut the hell up!"

CovenantDain of the Iron Hills

Dain Nielsen wrote in message ...

Does that mean you visited my site?? ; ' p It's all true y'know! Seriously!!!!

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/covenantspage/index.html

Cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

In article , "Covenant" wrote:

Not yet, but I will (if I can escape the happy, fuzzy, purple dinosaur delirium). Well, I'm off to the local microbrewery (after I check my e-mail) to go watch SP! (not having cable SUCKS!!)

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its probably one of the best shows on channel 5. that says it all. ========================================================== i love you guys... ah screw you guys. (Cartman) when you're up to your nose in it, keep your mouth shut Narf!

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He he he... were exporting Noddy to America next... can't wait to see OFFICER plod! We Brits are now exporting OUR mindless crap too!

Mr Psycho wrote in message ...

ChrisMr Psycho

On Thu, 10 Dec 1998 18:36:36 GMT, [email] (Mr Psycho) wrote:

it makes me cry its so bad............we watch it in english to show drama at its worst.