cartman's best line

besides cartman becoming a "beefcake," the best is "KICK THE BABY"!

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No, the best cartman line so far has got to be this (not exact): "If that were me, I'd be like....Hey! Why you make me dress up like the mailman and dance for you, while you smoke crack and have sex with some stranger that I don't know, on my daddy's bed!" ~Cartman

Joe :)

I gotta vote for that one, too.

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Well two notes: I'm sure I've misunderstood the top poster here, as "kick the baby" is Kyle's line, referring to his little brother Ike...and #2, that whole episode has hilarious Cartman lines...(always with the biginning extra loud shout)"[I'd be like all...] *HEY*!!!...Woman, you get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!!!!!" And Kyle is always adorable when he shouts after Kenny's been killed "You Bastard!!" Kids say the darndest things!

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That whole episode was loaded w/great Cartman lines (see my other post)...but to me, the *very* best is in the newest Halloween episode: when Cartman is taken to watch the video "Dressing like Hitler in school Isn't Cool", and he envisions himself as Hitler...his psudo-German and very strained-forceful-yelling of "Goddammit!!!!!" at the end of his hitler-daydream speech has had me in tears laughing...His voice, and the attitude behind it, just kills me!!!!! Thank goodness these guys who invented SP are creative enough to really know how to get the strongest comical effect for many of us viewers who appreciate different, unusual and creative humor...it takes a certain kinda' mind to accomplish it! (and probably a certain kinda' mind to appreciate it! ;>)

I liked this line in the halloween episode:

Chef: Cartman! What the hell are you doing?

Cartman:(innocently) Eating Kenny's pudding...

Eric, god bless it. What do you think you're doing?

Hey, he said I could have his pudding, ask him yourself That's right, It's ok with me cause Eric is coooo

Where did you get that costume?

My mom made it, Zig Heil Zig Heil