Did anyone catch the interview with Brian Boitano on ESPN last night? It was on in the bar where I was having a beer, but the sound was off. I saw they had clips from BLU and Brian laughing about it. I'm hoping that someone can post a transcript, please.
Jeremiah
Who the hell IS Brian Boitano.
Even if we told you (and we've been answering the same Glubdamed question for MONTHS now), then we'd have to answer all your other questions, like who is Mr. Hankey? Who is Terrence & Phillip? How do you find your ass even with both hands and a map? etc.
Good point. How hard is it to search for "Brian Boitano" at a search engine?
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He's the Christmas Poo. He loves me, but I don't love you, but I'm sure someone else will so Mr. Hankey can still vicariously love you. If you eat fibre on Christmas Eve he may come to your town. Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm. Sometimes he's practically water. Sometimes he hangs from the end of your ass and won't fall into the toilet, because he's clinging to your sphincter, and he won't fall in to the toilet unless you shake your ass around, and finally he does. Even after he's long gone, his smell and spirit linger on.
They're Canada's number one export.
You take the map an place it on the ground by your feet. You bend over to look closer at the map. You reach around with one hand until you feel something round. Then you do this with the other hand. Then you reach your hands together until they meet. Then you cut a big fat juicy fart and feel around for the wet spot. That's how.
Once on the bus I saw instructions for this near a window -- something like "Pull hand down, push lower edge of ass out."
On Tue, 22 Feb 2000 18:07:47 GMT, "AnaPro" wrote:
For the thousanth time:
He is an Olympic figure skater. He recently competed at the Goodwill Games.
Christ. Do a goddam search on Yahoo or something.
----- Lone Wolf And so ends another episode of trailer park theatre.
"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma
"EVERYTHING! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?" - Jareth, Labyrinth
Who is he? WHO IS HE?? Only the greatest American male figure-skater in history! But let the movie tell you:
Brian Boitano is a man who...
makes a plan and follows through.
When he was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blind-fold.
When he was in the Alps fighitng grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens fair.
If he were here today, I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two.
He'd call all the kids in town and tell them to unite for truth.
When he traveled through time to the year 3010 he fought the evil Robot King and saved the human race again.
When he built the pyramids he beat up Kublai Khan.
He doesn't take shit from anybody.
He'd save Terrance and Phillip.
Um, seriously, he was the United States' premiere figure-skater in the 1980's, so if you're less than 20 years old, you've probably never heard of him. Do a search on him if you want to know more.
--- Willie Westwood
[description of Boitano's supernatural abilities snipped]
1980's...
And apparently he still is. Last week Boitano and Brian Orser, his 1988 Olympic rival, placed first and second at the Goodwill Games. The Brians turned in performances that were superior to those done in the U.S. National championships a few weeks ago. Geezers rule!
Operafan