Cartmans- dad?

OK: Speculation? We were ALL right.

ITS JIMBO

I'll agree to that!! The clue is in the chin.

AXEMAN wrote in message ...

Look at Barbrady's.

Hunt

Richard Hunt wrote in article ...

if you are going by physical features one would have to believe that cartman is a combination of everyone in SP in other words the genetic scientists mixed up cartman in a test tube

but that is not what i think

i think principal victoria is a man in drag (the ms doubtfire theory) she gave cartman up for adoption when he was young and now MR CARTMAN has to dress like a woman and live as principal victoria in order to see young eric grow up

(that easily explains why eric is so screwed up)

I think you mean Victoria Principal, but she has never been in SP...at least not YET

Maagic wrote:

I HOPE you are kidding. :0) Principal (head of school) Victoria.

Maagic wrote:

No, he means Principal Victoria, the principal of South Park Elementary.

Frank Rizzo wrote in message ...

Hey!! Remember in the bar scene where Mr. Garrison asked who hasn't slept with Mrs. Cartman, and PV didn't say anything? (and Jesus too) Well, that might explain it!

Richard Hunt

What if Jesus turned out to be Cartman's dad? That would make eric the grandson of God. That would be cool!

i DONT THINK WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT AFTER ALL THE NEW EPISODE DOES AIR ON APRIL FOOLS DAY.......... JUST MY OPINION BUT I THINK ITS MR HAT..

CARTMAN'S DAD IS THE ALIEN WHO GAVE HIM THE ANAL PROBE !

I agree that this is the most likely, especially after seeing the two frames of the alien in the room with the other prospective fathers....

Stephen Flore wrote:

Well the Big Gay Al/Alien theory isn't a bad idear.....because it would explain why the aliens took him in the first place, and why theys tuck something up his ass as well (super !)

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I say it is Kyle's dad, I would find it ironic that Cartman would end up being part Jewish & Kyle's half brother:-)

Jeff Grey wrote:

Intergalatic male bonding???????????

Glen Hallick

That's what I said.

On Thu, 26 Mar 1998 04:44:41 GMT, [email] (lisa) wrote:

What bout the bearded guy? anyone see him?

replace the return addy with [email] to email me. Don't ya hate we have to do this :-((

dR Pepper

If anyone finds out who cartmans dad is please make the info available. Thanx Jester--

We may not find out even then, it may be one of the great unsolved mysteries of the 1998 broadcast year....

Stephen Flore wrote:

hey thats a possible show idea

the dude from unsolved mysteries could come on the show and go over the profiles and the evidence leading us to believe a certain is his father without actually telling us

That would truly be a coup for the show if Trey Parker and Matt Stone could get Robert Stack to agree to be a guest voice for the beginning of the episode.

Of course, the aliens would muck up the show so that the answer would never be comprehensible.

Ryan Stoker wrote:

what Im the only who knows? PRINCIPAL VICTORIA

I think Cartmans dad is in fact Bill Clinton.

I heard Starr has Ms. Cartman as a testifying witness.

That would mean that Chelsea is his half-sister.

With all the other problems that she has with her family, having Cartman for a brother is a burden even I wouldn't wish upon her.

Well its one of 3 possibilities.

A) Kevin, the thing that follows the mad scientist around.

B) One or more of the Denver Broncos.

C) Mrs. Cartman admits she went to a sperm bank.

Glen Hallick