Which South park episodes are bleeped?

Seriously, all google searches are cluttered up with that Muhammed bullshit issue I could care less about whenever I enter "unbleeped" or "uncensored" next to south park.

I understand that only up until season 10 or 11 has South park been aired completely unbleeped, but I do know for a fact that at least one episode has an unbleeped copy around because I got it from a filesharing network many years ago.

I tried several "uncensored" torrents and all of them are bleeped for season one and that's all I cared to know before cancelling the rest of the queue.

I tried southparkstudios.com that one article claimed was unbleeped. Same thing.

I tried downloading those 500-day-old DVD binaries from Usenet (I obtained a subscription) that you people did fuck-all to help me get on the right track with and, surprise surprise! bleeped! Even that low-quality 5th season unbleeped episode I got from Limewire is bleeped *from the fucking DVD!* Thank god I didnt actually pay for that shit!

Now, I have no idea if unbleeped versions even exist for season one at all. Anybody know? More importantly, where the hell to get them? Do they go by a specific keyword since I cant rely on "uncensored" and "unbleeped" and "untouched DVD" anymore?

Thanks!! ^_^

On Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:54:18 -0700, "Boneyhand" wrote:

IMO, some of the bleeps in the so-called "uncensored" episodes are there to make you think something profane was said when it actually wasn't. It seems they do that if they use real kids voices for some of the parts, like younger Ike's voice.

On Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:14:51 -0500, "SP Fan" wrote:

The original untouched masters are void from any such edits. Either way, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the main characters being obviously bleeped, every fucking time. I have the uncensored season 5 episode I got from Limewire a long time ago to compare it to this piece of shit DVD I downloaded from and I can clearly tell the difference. None of the episodes to my knowledge even bleep Ike when he actually says something dirty, same deal with Kenny.

Does anyone know where to get the original episodes or not?

Once Upon A Time, Boneyhand wrote:

Man, that sucks. You should ask Limewire for your money back!

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"Boneyhand" wrote in message news:kn_Fq.23010$[email]...

[bleep]

And thank you for your valuable contribution, Bonehead. Be sure to stop by again and let us know how your therapy is coming along.

You high nigga? Limewire was free. What I said was that I'm glad I downloaded the DVD binaries from usenet instead of actually paying good money for some shitty unoriginal edited versions with bleeps and scratches and grain and badly-converted NTSC-to-PAL picture.

No problem, let me know when you find my torrent once I someday put all the unedited originals together so nobody else has to keep running into shit encodes ripped by retards or forced to ask morons like you for directions.

Once Upon A Time, Boneyhand wrote:

Oh, I see. Sorry for the confusion. In that case, you should ask *Usenet* for your money back.

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I suspect that Bonehead will still hear a loud whooshing sound pass overhead...

The first month is free. I didnt spend any money. Thank god.

Now, any idea where to find the originals? Try being something besides useless, mkay?

Once Upon A Time, Boneyhand wrote:

Hold on a second. If you didn't spend any money, why are you so concerned with "getting your money back"? It doesn't make any sense. I think you are pretty confused. I'm at a loss to help you until you figure out just what you want.

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Where did I ever express or imply concern about "getting my money back"? I'm concerned with obtaining the original unedited episodes. I expected the DVDs to be unedited but sadly they are bleeped as well as badly converted along with a shitload other problems I once only expected from stupid low quality re-encoded Divx copies floating around Bittorrent and Limewire, so I said I was grateful that I downloaded the DVDs from here and didn't actually spend any money on them.

It appears you're the one who's confused, bro. Lets try one more time: I'm looking for original episodes, not edited. southparkstudios.org is edited. All torrents I've tried are edited. The DVD binaries I downloaded from here are edited.

Where the fuck are the unedited originals? I am having my doubts they even exist at this point. I only know for a fact that Season 5 episode 1 exists unedited (the one I got from Limewire) yet is edited on southparkstudios.org AND the Season 5 DVD I got from here.

Is that clearer, dipshit?

Once Upon A Time, Boneyhand wrote:

"Dipshit"? I am at a loss to understand your hostility. I'm only trying to help you. You asked for help, and it looks like I'm the only person on this newsgroup interested in helping you. Hey, we're both South Park fans, we should help each other out. And that's what I'm trying to do.

If I'm reading your headers correctly, it looks like you are posting through sjrb.ca, which a Global Whois tells me belongs to Shaw Cablesystems G.P. At this point I think the only thing you can do is call them and explain what you went to to obtain the episodes and how frustrated you are by the fact that they don't give you the opportunity to hear cartoon characters say "shit" and "piss" and "fuck" and whatever else you want to hear, so maybe *they* could give you your money back. Their phone number is 403-750-4500 (that's in Canada, sorry, I don't know the country dialing code).

I wish you the best of luck getting your money back. I'd send you a few bucks myself if I could, but things are tight here, you know how it is.

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Your stupidity is annoying, bordering on trolling.

I'm still waiting for anything useful to come out of your mouth.

Or you're the only person that regularly hangs around here. I can't imagine why.

I already tried that in a previous thread. I wasn't impressed.

I didn't spend any money, retard! Damn you're an idiot.

Trolololol! I'll check back here one last time. Make it count.

Once Upon A Time, Boneyhand wrote:

OK, that's it. I've had enough of your aggressive hostility and I'm done trying to help you. I don't care if you *ever* get your money back! It's people like you who take a good thing and make a travesty of it. In fact, I think I'll send an email to both Limewire and Usenet and tell them that if you *do* ever write to them that they shouldn't send your money back under any circumstances. I hope you and your unbleeped South Park episodes are happy, you deserve each other!

'Nuff said!

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Yawn, obvious troll is obvious. You can consider my assessment an act of altruism, since I consider your display of blatant retardation too much to be for real. Have fun hanging out alone on your shitty newsgroup.

Once Upon A Time, Boneyhand wrote:

"Obvious"?? You bit my hook a half dozen times, you oblivious twit! I even blatantly TOLD you in my .sig TWICE. HAW! YHBT, YL, FOAHAND.

** Captain Infinity

0mg u so cool, u must have like plenty of zits and dried cum stains on your face and collect disability checks at your moms basement. I hear all middle-aged internet trolls do. Enjoy your solitude, retard. Peace.