What's the grossest scene?

What do people think are the grossest scenes in South Park?

I thought that Butters getting a liposuction in "Jared has Aids" was pretty gross. Little bits of white and red tissue coming out of the end of a hose, splattering all over the place, Stan pushing down on Butters to make it come out faster, and Butters slowly deflating.

The fake (and dead) Kenny being birthed by Ms. Crabtree in "Fat Camp" was pretty gross, too, but not as bad as the liposuction.

Kyle popping his hemorrhoid going over the fence in "Cartmanland" elicits a sympathetic reaction, because it's done so plausibly, and Kyle crying for his hemorrhoid cream is acted so well.

Any others?

Shitting from the mouth!

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Cartman's gross visions when he gets blindfolded in "Helen Keller, the Musical".

That's a good one! My favorite part of the montage was the mouse eating the other mouse's head.

I liked the reaction when Cartman first made this discovery. Everyone is just stunned for a moment, then, Kyle says, "Get the fuck out of here!"

But it seems somehow less gross when the crap comes from oneself. Worse for me was the scene in "Fat Camp" when Kenny eats dog crap.

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It was pretty gross when Kenny crawled into the bus driver's vagina.

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I really think that it was much more grosser when Kenny - and even more grosserer when their "Harry Potter" - came out of her vagina deceased! :-o)

Then again, the first murder "montage" by Jesus & Santa in the Spirit of Christmas was pretty "tits" (I know, this is an "R" rated group and I shouldn't say "tits" - cool)!

Robert M. (going to watch The Spirit of Christmas again now just to get in the Christmas season as there's only 104 shopping days until Christmas)

On or about Mon, 09 Sep 2002 22:19:55 -0400, [email] made the sensational claim that:

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Wendy's boob job.

I just thought of another scene that I found very gross. It's the scene in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" where Randy and Jerry (Stan and Kyle's dads) are in the hot tub contemplating acting on their gay fantasies.

The fact that I was grossed out by this scene prompted some soul searching. Does my reaction show that I am homophobic? That I am bigoted? I think that the answer is a qualified "yes". So I submit this, but I'm not proud to do so.

red rocket! red rocket! is pretty gross in "proper use of a condom". But it was so funny it cancelled out.

Probably the grossest for me is in the "Terrence and Phillip trailer" when they go to watch at the old persons home and the oldies 'release their bowels' to get rid of them...truly disgusting.

MB

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This reminds me of another one. Cartman checking one of the samples at the sperm bank in "The Simpsons Already Did It".

This was a fun episode! I loved the frantic changes of venue, looking for a TV to watch the trailer on.

I am not generally a squeamish person, but I thought the doctor's description of Mr. Garrison's nose job (and the movie "Contact") in "Tom's Rhinoplasty" were pretty gross.

PZB

I haven't seen "Contact", so I can't confirm this, but I assume that I was given a major spoiler about the alien in that scene? Oh well, I'll probably never watch that movie anyway.

"Tom's Rhinoplasty" is one of my favorite episodes. Wendy's jealousy is priceless! The barf montage was pretty gross. Nice contrast with the accompanying music!

Yes, they pretty much ruined the whole movie with that line, which I'm sure was the point. But if you never watch it, you're not missing much.

PZB

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Definitely Wendy's breast enlargement surgery in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society."

This is a popular choice. I still think that the Butters liposuction was the grossest surgery.

Kenny in the South Park movie was the funniest surgery.

Thanks for reminding me of this one! Great scene from "The Simpsons Already Did It", where they go looking for their sea men in Ms. Choksondik. She's all green, and lying there on the table with an open "T" incision.

This episode had some really funny reactions from Chef in it. Maybe that's a subject for another post.

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"If you stick food up your butt, you crap out your mouth."

How about the birth video they played in "Proper Condom Use"?

The first segment was a baby with the umbilical cord attached, but what was that second part? A calf being born???

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I'm suprised nobody mentioned Mr. & Mrs. Tennerman Chili from "Scott Tennerman Must Die". That was pretty f***ed up right there.

JC

You're right. That deserves a mention. Which is more gross, the chili made by Cartman, or the one made by Scott Tenorman? I guess it must be Cartman's.

That must have been one of the funniest scenes ever. When Cartman revealed his plot, I was laughing until I could hardly breathe!

Forget the Chili. Cartman laping up Scott's tears of sorrow was even sicker.

Ahhhhh... the Mayor of Smiley town wins again. Classic.

Now, that was a cute touch to that scene!

Both enjoyable episodes to watch. One of the similarities between "Wacky Molestation Adventure" and "Scott Tenorman Must Die" is that those episodes are plot driven, as opposed to being gag driven.

I'd say the Scott Tenorman episode, OR Ms. Chokesondik & Mr. Mackie getting it on.

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