SP fans killed in attack

Dumasses, It next epsiode and nopw I alive again.

Did see thsi article off of AP (Asshole Press) wire?

(New York)-Millions of South Parks fans were killed today in a series of apparently coordinated terrorist attacks. Bombs went off in in cities across the United States today including blasts in Los Angeles, New Haven, Berkley, New York, Baltimore, Dallas and Podunk, Miss. A group calling itself Citizens For Good Taste (CFGT) called AP in New York to claim responsibility. Police said groups of South Park fans were gathered together watching videotapes of the program at all of the locations attacked. Fireifghters on the scene in New York called the scene " horrible, nasueating."

"I've never seen anything like this," said Fire Chief Aaron Thompson. "There are arms and limbs scattered everywhere." Police sources told AP that some of the victims who were small children appeared to have been sexually assaulted before the blast in New York. Hair from an African-American man and a chef's hat were found nearby. A note was also found at the scene in New York. Police say it read, in part, " Showe not funniey. Chef molest cartsmanan! This too showe, you!! Funniy now you ded? Huh?" A spokesman for CFGT who called AP in New York, said " We will continue our quest until this scourge on American comedy known as 'South Park' has been eliminated. If South Park is not removed from the Comedy Central schedule immediately, more people may have to die. We are sorry, but that's just the way it is. The deaths of a few million morons is a small price to pay for our goal of restoring good taste and quality, intellectually-based comedy to American popular culture." Calling South Park "the funniest damn thing I ever seen," President Clinton promised a massive effort to bring the terrorists to justice. The president also offered his condolences to the families of four young boys in Colorado who were shot and killed execution style shortly before the explosion in South Park. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, could not be reached for comment. Police have placed both men under a 24-hour guard. Parker and Stone have reportedly threatened to "kick the terrorists in the nuts."

Did your mom help you? Because you're spelling gets better at the end. Fuck off and please die!

Here's an update on that story from Asshole Press (AP)

(HOLLYWOOD)-Terrorists broke through a police barricade to assassinate South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone tonight. A crowd led by armed terrorists from Citizens for Good Taste (CFGT) led the assault in which 36 police officers and 12 private guards were also killed. The crowd entered a guarded room in Beverly Hills mansion, dragged the two outside and beheaded Parker. Upon witnessing Parker's death, Stone was heard to comment, "Omigod, you beheaded Trey! You bastards!" He was then set on by an angry mob and torn to pieces. One member of the mob was heard to say, "We are so sick of hearing that stupid catch phrase!" A spokesman for Comedy Central said Parker and Stone would be replaced by the crew who worked on the third and fourth seasons of the TV cartoon Ren and Stimpy. "We don't believe the fans will notice any decline in quality," he said. Actor Billy West, also of Ren and Stimpy fame, has been hired to provide the voices for all four of the lead characters. The first episode by the new team will involve all four boys meeting their evil twins. The next episode will tell what happens when the four boys switch bodies with four adult characters. A spokesman for CFGT continued to threaten further action if South Park is not cancelled. "We will attack every trailer park and junior high school in America if need be until all South Park fans are dead," he said. Police vowed to bring the terrorists to justice, but so far have no leads.

(I'm sorry, I really am. But you shouldn't have got me started.)

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Welcome back, Doc. We missed you.

I hope I don't go to hell for lying.

Has anyone ever heard the song 'Platypus' by Green Day? There's a funny line I heard a while ago..

"Dickhead, f*ckface, cock smoking, mother f*cking Asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die!

Red Eye, Code Blue, I'd like to strangle you And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull When you go down, face first into the ground I'll hang around just to piss on your grave

No one loves you and you know it Don't pretend that you enjoy it Or you don't care Because now I wouldn't lie Or tell you all the things You want to hear.

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU"

The post I'm replying to just led me to remeber those lyrics. Strange, huh?

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To justify our bloody deeds      SPAM BAIT: [email]
In the name of destiny           The Nirvana songs Encyclopedia:
And in the name of God           http://nirvanasongs.home.ml.org
-- The Last Resort, the Eagles   A *fully* searchable lyrics archive.

You surely are an asshole. Just shows what kind of sick person you are. I'd gladly handicap you and spit on your grave. You're just a bastard cracker with a small penis and and a big ego, who must be shot immediately. I'll bet you have never watched SP. ========================

Another hypocrite! You South Park fans are consistent at least. You believe in free speech and satire as long as agree with it. The frightening thing is that when you disagree with a viewpoint you are very quick to support Stalinist censorship. At least I don't advocate shooting people I disagree with-or can't you detect satire when you read it?

BTW, I watched threee episodes of South Park with a group of friends. We all agreed: The show is crass, unfunny, uncreative and untterly worthless. And you sir, and all your South Park fan friends, may go straight to Hell.

Thank you.

I believe in free speach, but posting ins NG you have to interest in is not free speach but it's called being an asshole. If you would've posted half-intelligent reasons why you don't like the show, It wouldn't be as bad. Even if you did, why would you post here if not to piss people off!

(Dare I say it? Another example of hypocrisy! In other words: "I believe in free speech, but....") If you would've posted<BR>

You don't have a very long memory. I tried reasonable discussion in some posts here last winter, but I found South Park fans are assholes and that is how you have to be dealt with. In other words, this newsgroup is only getting back what I got out of it.

I don't have to watch South Park. You don't have to read what I post. It's as simple as that.

DocWonmug wrote:

And you don't have to post here either. Do you enjoy being a flame magnet? Why do you like encountering the wrath of the fans in this newsgroup? Don't you have anything better to do in your time? If you hate us and the show so much then stop posting here.

-Toni

Ms. Toni Dimayuga ([email]) wrote:

Da Doc sez:

Yes. He does.

That should be quite abundantly obvious by now.

Leave him to me. I'll send a seductress to... um... seduct him and then leave him all suicidal-like. Wait. That never works. Never mind.

--Chaustrozzi Stegosauzzi

Sorry I didn't post last winter in this Ng. Thanks for the stereotype.

i just think u are a prat :)

DocWonmug wrote in message ...

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<<Another hypocrite! You South Park fans are consistent at least. You believe infree speech and satire as long as agree with it. The frightening thing is thatwhen you disagree with a viewpoint you are very quick to support Stalinistcensorship. At least I don't advocate shooting people I disagree with-or can'tyou detect satire when you read it? BTW, I watched threee episodes of South Park with a group of friends. We allagreed: The show is crass, unfunny, uncreative and untterly worthless. And yousir, and all your South Park fan friends, may go straight to Hell. Thank you. >>

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

On 7 Sep 1998 23:30:28 GMT, [email] (DocWonmug) wrote:

................what is this, TV?

Immaturity at its best.

You know...

I...

I'm probably gonna be flogged for this, but...

I thought this was great. I thought it was very clever, well executed, funny, etc.... Huge leaps above anything the doc has perpetrated to date. Well done, Doc. I, at least, approve, for whatever that's worth.

But don't think the chase is up. I won't forget that amorphous and never quite identified thing you, or possibly your father, did to my mother!!

--Chaustrozzi Stegosauzzi