Here Are Kenny's "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Quotes

At the Bus Stop With the "Retarded Girl":

Stan: "Hey, Kyle! What's that elephant doing?"

Kyle: "You mean this one?"

Stan: "Yeah."

Kyle: "He's my new pet elephant."

Cartman: "Whoa,dude! Where'd you get a pet elephant?"

Kyle: "I got it mail-order from Africa. The ad said it would take four to six weeks, but it only took three!"

Stan: "Wow! That's cool!"

Kyle: "No, it's not cool! My mom won't let me keep him in the house! She says he's too big and that his poop is bigger than our couch."

Cartman: "That's why my mom got me a potbelly pig-- 'cause its poop is small."

Kenny: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. When ya set the dinner table, you're gonna think that it's ham."

Kyle: "Well, yeah, but pigs aren't smart like elephants."

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At the Southpark Genetic Engineering Ranch:

Kyle: "This must be it."

Cartman: (frightened) "Well, looks like nobody's home. Guess we should come back some other time."

Kyle: "No, Cartman. We're going in there 'n' splicing Fluffy 'n' my elephant together."

Cartman: (petting Fluffy) "It's okay, Fluffy. I won't let them hurt you."

Kyle: "It's just a stupid pig."

Stan: "Yeah. Quit bein' such a baby."

Kenny: (giggles)

Cartman: "Baby?! WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T GET MY ASS KICKED BY A GIRL!"

Stan: "[AT] LEAST I'M NOT A LITTLE PIGF*CKER!"

Cartman: " 'EY! I'M TAKIN' MY PIG AND-- SCREW YOU GUYS! I'M GOING HOME! THIS WHOLE IDEA IS STUPID ANYWAY!"

Kyle: "WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW, YOU FAT, SWEATY MONGOLOID?! YOU NEVER GET HIGHER THAN A 'D'!'

Cartman: " 'EY! WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO WITH THE REST OF THE JEWS?!"

Kyle: "THERE'S NO JEWS IN SAN FRANCISCO, YOU RETARD!"

[Mephesto appears, startling the boys]

Mephesto: "Can I help you?"

Kenny: "WHO'S HE?!" (he tightens his hood)

Kyle: "Uh... yeah, um-- we wanna crossbreed an elephant with a pig."

Mephesto: "Brilliant idea. Huge, elephant-sized pigs."

Kyle: "No, no, no! We wanna make little potbelly elephants that people can keep in their houses as pets!"

Mephesto: "Oh, that's an even better idea. Come on in."

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Stan's Afraid to Go Home Alone:

Stan: "Hey, uh-- you guys wanna come over to my house?"

Kyle: "We've got work to do, Stan. I think that it takes awhile for an elephant to get drunk."

Stan: "Really? You-- you guys don't wanna come over for just a little bit?"

Cartman: "Why? Is your sister gonna kick your ass again?"

Stan: "SHUT UP, CARTMAN!"

Kenny: "You're gonna be a faggot in a week."

Kyle: "Yeah, Stan! She's just a girl!"

Cartman: "Yeah. If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, ' 'EY! WHY DON'T YOU STOP DRESSIN' ME UP LIKE A MAILMAN AND MAKIN' ME DANCE FOR YOU WHILE YOU GO 'N' SMOKE CRACK IN YOUR BEDROOM AND HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW ON MY DAD'S BED?!"

Stan: "...Cartman! What the hell are you talking about?!"

Cartman: "I'm just sayin' you're just a little wuss, that's all."

Kyle: "Stan-- You can use your family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's going to kick your ass, just tell her, 'Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you.' "

Kenny: "And I wanna see you in your bra."

Stan: "Sick, dude! She's my sister!"

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BigMutantStan Has Escaped!:

Mephesto: "Oh, thank Buddha I found you boys! You must tell me-- Have you seen anything odd lately?"

Stan: "Uh-- we saw an elephant have sex with a pig."

Mephesto: "No, no! I said 'Odd!' "

Chef: "Hey! You're that crazy cracker from up on the hill!"

Mephesto: "Sir, if making mutant animals spliced with humans is crazy... then... uhhhh... hmmm... Oh-- Never mind. I'm afraid there's been a bit of an incident at the ranch. You see, I've created a large mutant clone of that little boy there" (indicates Stan) "and he's broken free."

Kenny: "He's broken free?!"

Stan: "A big mutant version o' me?"

Kyle: "Is he bigger than a regular clone?"

Mephesto: "He's terribly dangerous." (to Stan) "His brain is identical to yours. I need you to help me find him." ------------------------------ [Various screams of "AAAAH!" "OH, NO!" "WHAT THE FUCK?!" and "OH, MY GOD!" come from the townsfolk as BigMutantStan ravages South Park.]

BigMutantStan: "Bachooey chooey chomp! Ba-- Me raah! Izza wuh bunna!"

Mr. Garrison: (mistaking him for Stan) "Stan? Are you wearing a different hat?"

BigMutantStan: "Guh yuh buhn." (He picks Garrison up and begins slamming his head on the pavement.)

Garrison: "HEY! I KNOW A CERTAIN YOUNG MAN WHO'S ITCHIN' FER DETENTION!"

BigMutantStan: "Bachooey! Bachomp!" (He flings Garrison over his shoulder)

Garrison: (flying through the air) "AAAAAAAAH!" (crashing through the window of Jimbo's Guns) "Oh!" ----------------------------- Stan: "How big do you think he is? I bet he weighs 400 pounds!"

Kyle: "Come on, Stan! Don't you even know where you would go?"

Kenny: (spots BigMutantStan) "THERE HE IS! RIGHT THERE, GUYS!"

Kyle: (gasps) "OH MY GOD!"

Don't you think it's better that the heading should say, Here Are My Guesses On Kenny's "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig" Quotes? You know that 99.99% are wrong, but 50% are in the vicinity of correct.

Richard Hunt

50% are in the vicinity of correct. you never know. But there is a page that was made by the writers that say the anwsers. In the theme song kenny says: our little town is bigger damit right down to the little granit". and in the episode when the chef is talking about sex with kathie lee kenny says: " is your penis (as) big (as mine?")

john zeck wrote in message ...

Made by the writers my ass!! Yeah right! And listen to this... "our little town is bigger

Has it ONCE mentioned anything about their hometown?! Huh?!?! Why would ANYONE think this?!

Rich

Very good, Mr. Hunt. All I know is that I haven't seen you actually come up with any thoughts of your own. I only notice your kind popping up to denounce someone else's ideas. It seems readily apparent that some of you folks out there are so threatened by someone else being able to figure out something you yourselves can't that you can't possibly fathom it as possibly being correct. So whatever. I'm not looking for your approval. But to the open-minded amongst you: I'lll post again with more Kenny thoughts. If you disagree with me, I hope you actually have an opinion of your own. I would love to hear it.

On Sat, 14 Mar 1998 03:20:18 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:

The only thing you've figured out is, how to get on the Internet with your friggin WebTV box, and make up Kenny quotes. Are we supposed to be impressed? Anyone that isn't deaf knows that your quotes aren't even close, so you just make yourself look like an asshole.

uhoh i just had an idear

for some incredibly strange senility induced reason i just thought of the perfect halloween costume a friend and myself could go tricker treating together and we would have matching costumes

okay you people ready for this

one person would don a huge pair of fabric butthocks so they would be an ass okay and the other person would go as mr hankey

dont ask me where this came from but i have a feeling that the household cleaners i was huffing when i was about 10 years old have something to do with it

Or maybe you ate too many of the evil froot loops as a kid.

laura

Laura Cox wrote:

no i dont like fruit loops seriously they scare the hell out of me

but paint chips might be at fault

Frank Rizzo wrote:

LOL. I know what you mean, I feel the same way about nondairy creamer. Just what the hell is that stuff anyway?

Laura

Its a guy thing.

I once cried cause' I had no shoes, Until i cut off a mans feet.

Man oh man did I ever set myself up for that one. LMAO.

Laura

Who cares what he says?? I mean it's funny to hear what people think he says so why is everyone so upset!??! It's a damn T.V. show and I hope that you all realize that the way that you are all fighting about this you all sound like little kids. Sorry to say it but you do. Jus t watch the show and if someone wants to make up quotes then let them and if you dont think that that is what Kenny says then post your own thoughts on what Kenny is saying. Gessssss!!!!!

On Sat, 14 Mar 1998 17:43:20 -0600, Frank Rizzo wrote:

Where did you learn how to spell?

John wrote:

wow i am kinda suprised you would bring up the spelling issue w/o saying anything about punctuation

well anyway about the spelling thats what happens when you ship your kid off to private school for grades 1-8

dont be fooled just because you pay more for an education doesnt mean you get more

Correction, the only thing we have figured out is how ignorant people can be to not accepting others interpretations. His quotes might not be the exact ones, but I challenge you to try and decipher what they say. When you do that maybe we can all decide to act as dim-witted as you and chastize you for it. Matt

p.s. I thought those qutoes seemed pretty close.

On 14 Mar 1998 19:37:26 GMT, [email] (CircusBass) wrote:

A WebTV'er and an AOL'er joined forces. There's a scary combo.

That's because you're retarded too.

Here's a question for ya. If anyone not on AOL or WebTV is presumably intellectualy superior, where are your Kenny thoughts? So far I've yet to see a contribution. It should be easy for you if your server dictates your intelligence, shouldn't it?

On Sat, 14 Mar 1998 19:29:37 -0600, [email] (p m) wrote:

Sorry but I have a life, and have no time to listen to Kenny over and over again, and make up quotes for him. BTW, when you don't quote, it's the same as talking to yourself. ...ooops forgot, the retard WebTV box doesn't support quoting.

Oh man..I think I just heard my status go down another notch. Thanks a lot Pmx2. Just throw us poor AOLers in there with you webtv hicks...has it ever occured to you AOLers ARE NOT happy with the thought of being categoruzed with you common folk?

Sorry. EVEN I have a mean streak somwtimes.
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p m wrote in message ... Very good, Mr. Hunt. All I know is that I haven't seen you actually come up with any thoughts of your own. I only notice your kind popping up to denounce someone else's ideas. It seems readily apparent that some of you folks out there are so threatened by someone else being able to figure out something you yourselves can't that you can't possibly fathom it as possibly being correct. So whatever. I'm not looking for your approval. But to the open-minded amongst you: I'lll post again with more Kenny thoughts. If you disagree with me, I hope you actually have an opinion of your own. I would love to hear it.

Sure, I've come up with many thoughts... just not posted to this NG. Is that a new rule?? I didn't see the new FAQ. Is it in there? And I wasn't "denouncing" you, just John Zeck. He said that Trey and Matt had a website and it said Kenny said "Our little town is bigger dammit, right down to that little granite," or as he puts it, "our little town is bigger damit right down to the little granit". That's just ludicrous! I really don't care if you post them up. Most of them are funny and give a good **guess** at what Kenny says. Trey himself has said most of these are wrong. (Not yours, just most on the net, and most on the net are similar to yours.) http://www.beef-cake.com/taison/treymatt/treysmessage.htm And do you think I am threatened by you? Nah, not at all. Oh yeah, I really don't have the time to post my every guess... I'm a pretty busy man, obviously unlike you. Have you ever seen Rev. Bob post all of his "What Kenny's Saying" guesses? Nope. So tell me: why are you getting all mad at ME?!

Richard Hunt

My apologies to you Mr. Hunt; I wasn't trying to single you out. I was a bit blithered after a long evening when I posted my response. The point I was trying to make is that whenever I post the Kenny quotes, every response I get that says I'm wrong has no alternative to offer. It seems that some people have convinced themselves that no one is capable of figuring these out, so if I or anyone else take a stab at it, we're automatically wrong even before you read them. Every time I read "You're not even close," I never see a reason why I'm not even close, just that I'm not. So any sniping in my last response was not meant to be targeted at anyone in particular. All I am asking is that if you people have any thoughts about what Kenny says, I'd love to read them.

On a new line of discussion...

p m ([email]) wrote:

Don't tell me these lines are in the show. Please don't tell me that we're being censored in Canada AGAIN. PLEASE.

This ain't right. Kenny says there the same thing he says whenever he's startled, whether it's aliens or geneticists. It's probably "OH NO!!!", but I doubt kenny who say as you think when he's on a bus riding away from aliens (Anal Probe ep.)

Pa-chewy-chewy-chomp.

Is he speaking Vietnamese now?

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC