Hows that for an entrance huh? Its kinda weird when all the postings were about me it kind of makes me feel special but anyway that richard hunt guy is still a loser and he will always be one in my book.
Thats it for the news folks I am outta here -Dennis Miller
this idiot always finds ways to make me laugh
oh yeah your sig sucks massive ass
Dieyuppie wrote in article ...
were
guy is
That wasnt him....notice the actual punctuation.
MoGan..
Stan: Dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonase!
I know this is off topic but I thot I'd post it while a.t.s is still unmoderated. I found this in another ng & it seems to have been around awhile, so if you've seen it click next msg
Q: How many internet usenet subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,417:
*1 to change the light bulb and to post to the newsgroup that the light bulb has been changed... *14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently *4 to complain that they were happy with the old one, *7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs, *27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs, *53 to flame the spell checkers, *156 to write to the ng administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this ng. *41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames, *109 to post that this ng is not about light bulbs and to please take this exchange to alt.lite.bulb, *203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped, *111 to defend the posting to this ng saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this ng, *306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty, *27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs, *14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs, *12 to flame the AOL users for violating netiquette and blame them for starting this whole thing, *3 to post about links they found from the URLs that "are relevant to this ng, which makes light bulbs relevant to this ng," * 45 posts about whether or not AOL should even be allowed to exist, *33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too," *12 to post to the ng that they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy, *19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three," *4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ, *1 to post a series of 10 binaries of light bulbs; *8 to point out that this is not a binaries newsgroup; *4 to say they like pictures of light bulbs so there; *12 to explain that so do they and that is why they set up the companion binaries group; *1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup, *47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here * 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.
Happy Holidays To All
"...enjoy the Internet while it lasts.. ...it's only a fad" - Flauntleroy
Yea but how come you stole my subject
only 53 flaming people
this is definetly inaccurate
MOWBIE wrote in article ...
awhile,
ROFLMAO!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! I posted it to two other newsgrupos, and they all loved it!!
On 20 Dec 1997 23:15:20 GMT, [email] (MOWBIE) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
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That was great. It was kinda scary how well that fity this group.