South Park
Chef's Lyrics
By Kenny ([email])
Version 1.0Notes: (?) means that I have an idea, but I'm not 100% sure if the words (?????) Means that I have no idea <Words in here> mean that he's singing it in a different voice
Name {Words Shows who is singing here}
Episode 101:Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Song:I'm Gonna Make Love to You
I'm gonna make love to you woman I'm gonna lay you down by the fire And caress your womanly body Make you moan and perspire (Kyle:Uh Chef) Gonna get those juices flowing (Kyle:Chef) We're making love baby (Kyle:CHEF) Love baby Love love love love love baaaaby (Kyle:CHEEEEEEEEEEEF) Love--
Episode 102:Weight Gain 4000 Song:Oh Kathy Lee
Oh Kathy Lee How I'd love to lay you down And lick every inch of your body with my tounge (Mayor:What?) Kathy Lee You're my sexual fantasy (Mayor:What?) How about you and me (Mayor:Thank you Chef for that heartwarming song) Get it together and Make sweet love (Mayor:THANK YOU CHEF) (Chef:Oh) (Chef:We love you Kathy Lee)
Episode 103:Volcano Song:Hot Lava
Mmmm Baby Everytime that we kiss Hot Lava Everytime we make love That's lava Hot Lava Lava so hot it makes me sweat Lava so warm and red and wet Lava Hbbbbb
Epidode 106:An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Song:Love Gravy
Chef {Tonight is right for love You know I want to touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is right for love Love gravy A special love so sweet You know I want to keep you burning like a dog in heat Tonight is right for love Love gravy} (Chef:Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Elton John)
Elton John {Oooh tonight Oh it's right Oooh tonight is right for love A love a cradle (?) (Kids clap)
Chef {Tonight is right for love Love gravy}
Episode 107:Pink Eye Song:Make Love
(Stan:CHEEEEF) I'm gonna make love Even when I'm dead My body might get old But it's always hot in my bed Make love Don't be afraid Just because my heart ain't beating It don't mean you won't get laid Yeeeehoo (Stan:Let's get out of here) (Chef:AAAAAHHHH)
Episode 108:Damien Song:We're all special
We're all special in our own way Everybody's different But that's okay Cause even though we might have Different color skin Different points of view Be tall or thin It doesn't mean I can't lay you down woman And touch your silky skin Put my love deep inside you where no man has ever been Rub your legs Caress your thighs And uh- (Chef:What were we talking about again)
Episode 110:Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo Song:Chr-- uh.. Holiday Lovin'
I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log I'm gonna love you right Hey baby I'm gonna deck your halls And silent your night You'll hear the herald angel sing When I'm sliding off your bra I just can't wait to jingle your bells And (?????) Christmas (?) You got me (?????) We're making love
Episode 111:Tom's Rhinoplasty Song:No Substitute for You
Nobody could take your place No lady can match your face Cause You got it going On and away so clear I just wanna buy you a beer (Chef:Maybe tonight at 7:30 I could come by and ah,) Pick you up in my Car <No substitute> No substitute for you <No substitute> No baby there's <No substitute> for you girl <No substitute> For you now You know that it's true <No substitute> There's just no substitute for you