New from K-Tel! It's "Cartman's Greatest Hits"!!!
Who could forget these favorites:
NO, STARVIN MARVIN'
KITTY'S BEING A DILDO
that gospel favorite: MY GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME
AH, FUCK YOU
Cartman in a sensitive mood: RAINBOWS
OWWWW! MY ASS!
BEEFCAKE
I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS
THAT HURT, YA BUTTLICKER
Cartman visits the Third World: MOVE IT, POVS
A Cartman classic: I'M NOT FAT (I'M BIG BONED)
THAT'S MY POT PIE
Cartman as everyone's favorite Fuhrer: ACHTUNG! ACHTUNG!
HOLLY HOBBY'S ALL PISSED OFF
and many more!
Only $10.95 for cassette or $12.95 for CD! Order now! But wait! If you order in the next fifteen minutes we will include, at no extra charge "South Park's Greatest Hits"! Who could forget:
Mr Garrison: THE BITCH MUST DIE
Mr Hat: YOU GO TO HELL (AND YOU DIE)
Stan: MY SILLY GRANDPA
Terence and Philip: THE TULIP SONG
Enya: ORINOCO FLOW (Euthanasia re-mix)
Grandpa Marsh: KILL ME, BILLY
Kenny: MMMMM MMMMM
Uncle Jimbo: DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD
Ned: KUMBAYA
Chef: THEME FROM "SHAFT"
Big Gay Al: Y. M. C. A.
Officer Barbrady: NOTHING TO SEE HERE
The Mayor: LITTLE BROWN BABY
Over 90 minutes of listening pleasure! Order now! Makes a great gift!
(not an actual offer--send no money at all to me)